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#1 Posted: 3/3/2012 12:25:55 PM
A woman was "flying down the road" and passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, and asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?... A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot fool?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face... PRICELESS!!!!!
For everything else, there's MasterCard. |
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#12 Posted: 3/5/2012 12:18:39 AM
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
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