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Posted: 2/17/2009 10:48:19 PM
 Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
> someone to fill a job
> opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found
> four people who
> were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four
> in and ask them
> only one question. Their answer would determine which of
> them would get the
> job.

> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
> table, Jennifer
> asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops
> into your head. There's no
> warning.

> 'That's very good!' replied jennifer. 'And,
> now you sir?', she asked the
> second man.

> 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that it
> ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

> 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an
> eye, that's a very popular
> cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man,
> who was contemplating
> his reply.

> 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall
> there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way
> out across the
> pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
> instant. 'Yep,
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> of'.

> Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought she had found
> her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of
> light,' she said.

> Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed
> the same
> question.

> Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
> answers, it's obvious
> to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

> 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.

> 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day
> I wasn't feeling so good, and
> I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or
> TURN ON THE
> LIGHT, I had already garbage my pants.'

> BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

> You probably will think of this every time you enter a
> Wal-Mart from now on!
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Posted: 2/17/2009 10:51:12 PM
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Posted: 2/18/2009 4:48:59 AM
It wa Ok
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Posted: 2/18/2009 7:46:04 AM
that joke was
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Posted: 2/18/2009 11:30:01 AM
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Posted: 2/18/2009 12:03:27 PM
Sucks, man up dude
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Posted: 2/18/2009 12:11:43 PM
Horrible...
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Posted: 2/18/2009 12:14:49 PM
"Shitty" joke
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Posted: 2/18/2009 12:45:20 PM
Buggsy, I like that girl in your avatar.
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Posted: 2/18/2009 1:20:49 PM
lol
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Posted: 2/18/2009 5:16:01 PM


I'm guilty. I laughed out loud
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Posted: 2/18/2009 7:55:07 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by bibendi23:



I'm guilty. I laughed out loud

Ditto.

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Posted: 2/19/2009 12:01:46 PM
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Posted: 2/19/2009 4:53:51 PM
I could not even read that crap....who formatted that
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