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Posted: 10/23/2011 11:39:54 PM
me so horny...
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Posted: 10/24/2011 12:07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

me so horny...

For Bator?

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Posted: 10/24/2011 2:19:39 AM
was it a chinese hooker?
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Posted: 10/24/2011 9:43:52 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Ktrain:

For Bator?


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Posted: 10/24/2011 2:14:34 PM

I love the one about it not being cheating if it's a hooker or a one night stand.

Gotta love selfless romantics

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Posted: 10/26/2011 2:53:04 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Giant:

Jesus Christ, what a weirdo. I can't believe I'm the only one in this thread telling you this.

Just find the porn thread here at Covers, pull down your pants, and rub one out the next time you're feeling horny. You're saving yourself $300 minimum, the embarrassment of having to pay for sex, and there's no chance of you getting harmed or inflicting harm on others.

Seriously, don't ever leave the house again.

 

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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:36:33 PM
those damn hookers...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 12:05:06 AM
I give props to messier's honesty.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 12:25:20 AM
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I give props to messier's honesty.
yes getting beat up and robbed by hookers and pimps  at your own house is very noble...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 1:00:18 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

yes getting beat up and robbed by hookers and pimps  at your own house is very noble...

Nothing about the story noble. Messier your cool in my book. Dont ever give up and fight the good fight. I think DL as usual is on point.

Go find a local friends with benefits types. garbage man even Salty is known for pounding out the older ladies 
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Posted: 10/30/2011 1:08:06 PM
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what are odds I have pancreatitis? I'm kind of a hypochondriac and heard of this term for the first time now I'm nervous 
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Posted: 9/5/2012 6:24:44 PM
im due for a good hooker. i hear audrey bitoni escorts now. if you can afford it then why not. you only live once as that canadian black guy would say
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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:11:55 PM
crazy story 
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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:41:56 PM

Best advice I got from a crusty chief while I was a kid in Navy..when u want a hooker,pull a 100 bill( this was 23 yrs ago )out then put it on the ground,blow a load then pick the bill off the ground..Good for u for standing up for yourself ..what a bunch of scam artist..that sux,but good read.

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funny you should say that.....my half baked revenge plan is very similar to that. Thru my job I have access to hundreds of vacant houses throughout the Phoenix area. In a few months when they've ripped off another 100 unlucky person and have forgotten all about me I will get a burner and give them a call. I'd have the person come to some random house and when she got inside I'd subdue her and make her call the pimp in saying I fainted or some garbage. When he came in I would pop out and baseball bat him in the knees. I would then rob them both, steal their car, and maybe make them give me their clothes so they were stranded naked and up shits creek without a paddle. I would leave the car a half mile or so down the road where I had my car parked and i'd make the switch and drive into the sunset a redeemed man. Ofcourse I would have a ski mask and gloves on and make it look like someone broke into the house to do this to cover my tracks. This plan would definitely work....Idk if I'm crazy enough to go through with it though

Jesus Christ, what a weirdo. I can't believe I'm the only one in this thread telling you this.

Just find the porn thread here at Covers, pull down your pants, and rub one out the next time you're feeling horny. You're saving yourself $300 minimum, the embarrassment of having to pay for sex, and there's no chance of you getting harmed or inflicting harm on others.

Seriously, don't ever leave the house again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 9/7/2012 11:30:02 AM
Next time get a gun or a 15inch blade. You'll se they'll take you seriously.
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Posted: 9/18/2012 9:42:53 AM
Always a good read.




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Posted: 10/31/2013 9:40:21 AM
How in the heck did this thing get bumped?  
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Posted: 11/1/2013 7:47:01 PM
I feel bad for you people who don't live near San Diego and don't get to experience the greatness of TJ...

Adelitas and Hong Kong....for $50 +$12 for a room you get 30 mins of fun with a 10....no joke...I'm sure some of you know what I'm talking about....

I still get the urge to go, but now have a GF so I have to control my temptations.......

Nothing like a big juicy Mexican booty in a tight dress
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Posted: 12/2/2013 10:35:40 PM

dude stay away from those agencies, look for independent women who work for themselves, find 1 or 2 and stick with them, no rush, they take there time, they are usually easy going and you wont get ripped off, plus there cheaper they don't have to give half there cash to some agency, so you can work out deals with them.

When I was single you I never paid more than 100 for full service.  

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Posted: 12/3/2013 9:35:44 PM
I remember this from a while ago. Classic ??
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