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#51 Posted: 1/10/2011 2:53:11 PM Rodney once again- Marriage is an institution...if by institution you mean prison
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#52 Posted: 1/10/2011 8:55:58 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by callmetim:
"Life is like a penis...when it's soft you can't beat it. When it's hard you're getting fucked."

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#53 Posted: 1/10/2011 9:13:20 PM "Women, can't live with them......THE END"
-Al Bundy

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#54 Posted: 1/10/2011 9:25:43 PM Well the one thing about masturbation...at least you're having sex with someone you love.
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#55 Posted: 1/10/2011 9:37:48 PM "Hi! I'm trotter64" |
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#56 Posted: 1/10/2011 10:09:39 PM "If its got tits or tires its bound to give you problems" |
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#57 Posted: 1/11/2011 3:44:50 AM Sorry if they may come off a little racist (I think it actually makes fun of white people more than black people, you be the judge)
Q: Whats the only good thing about a white point guard? A: If you sister dates a point guard
-Arty, Beer League
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#58 Posted: 1/11/2011 6:54:12 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by VanDutch:
"Your Sister's Cu*t!"
- Uncle Junior.
That shower scene is a classic!
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#59 Posted: 1/11/2011 10:05:24 AM marriage is a great institution, you just want to be institualized. |
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