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Due to the rise in oil prices i decided to switch over to electric heat last winter..my drapes lay over the register under my living room bay window so for optimum heat distribution i open the curtains to heat the room..i was dating a fiesty little cock socket at the time and she got some sick thrill out of inflicting pain on me..i drove this girl so crazy with my verbal insults and overall assholishness that her only response was usually a painfill pinch to my tricepts or a sharp kick in the shins..she would also grab my cock and try to shove it up my behind..otherwise known as "the goat"..i would defend myself in any way possible..headlocks..grabbing her wrists..taking her down and sitting on her chest..all while i laughed histerically..the more i laughed, the harder she squirmed, foamed at the mouth and tried to punish me..it was during one of these episodes that we got a knock on the door..it was the cops..turns out my nieghbour directly across the street was watching this whole wrestling match go down like silent film through my open curtains while i was trying to heat up the living room..

Are you and Salty related?

Bring it on!!!

Haha about 10 years ago I lived in an apartment on the 2nd story and outside my sliding glass door window about 20 feet away was like the community dumpsters. It wasnt close enough to where it was like an eyesore or stunk or anything at all but the thing was when you dumped your trash and turned around to walk back you were staring kinda right at my window, not necessarily at it but it was kind of instinct when anyone (myself included) turned around after dumping your trash you kinda looked up into my window. Out of the 5000 people I saw dump theie trash Id say 4900 of them looked in my window after, not like peeping toms, it was just in your "line of sight" (hilarious seinfled episode lol)

Anyways, Im like 23 and I take this like 40 yr old skank home the bar and she stays the nite. So its sunday morning and she has to leave at like 630am but I convince her to suck my cock before she leaves. Now the couch I sat on all the time was basically right by this sliding glass door/window and thats where she started blowing me. Well I know full well that if anyone dumps their trash they may see me but its 630am on a sunday so Im like "noones gonna be out there right now" so I just went with it

Sure enough 30 seconds in there is my friggen apt manager, this like 70 yr old guy named Jim, dumping his trash. Well im not about to tell this girl to stop and sure enough aftyer he dumps his trash he looks right up in my window and here I am getting a blow job on my couch looking right at him and I wave lololol\

The dude just IMMEDIATELY looks straight to the ground and walks off. I used to talk to the guy all the time so later that afternoon I went up to him joking around and was like "sorry you saw what you saw buddy but god damn it was a good nite!!!!"

He's like "I dont know what youre talking about I didnt see anything"

I say "Jim dont worry dude, its impossible to not look in my window after dumping your trash no worries dude"

The guy never admitted to seeing but I know he did, it was just so hilarious