Grossed the fuck out.... I caught my mom....

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Posted: 3/12/2012 7:58:23 PM
 
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:44:17 PM
I'm waaaaaaaaaay too ADHD to read fuckin' 15 pages of this horseshit.

Can someone just sum this garbage up for me....something about waffles?  Looking for new breakfast recipes.  Favorite meal of the day.

Thanks. 
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:22:31 PM
problem here's what you do. I live my life by the motto wwsd it stands for what would salty do? I believe as payback for thay guy banging your mom that salty would videotape himself friggin that guys mom and show him the tape
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Posted: 4/16/2012 6:41:50 PM
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Posted: 4/16/2012 6:51:29 PM
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Posted: 4/16/2012 8:04:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

So about 10 minutes ago I was sitting browsing covers minding my own business, and updating my ipod with recent music. So anyway, I'm sitting here, and I hear a loud scream, sounded like the scream of an animal. It came from upstairs, and I ran all the way from downstairs, I was there in like 10 seconds. As soon as I got upstairs, everything was quiet. I checked everyones rooms, and nobody was home. I remembered my mom yelling when she got home earlier "I'm home!" and she went upstairs. I went into another hallway, and banged on her door. I didn't hear anything, so I broke in, the door came off the hinges because I thought something happened. I stood in the doorway, friggin stunned. My mom, and her BF doggstlye on her bed. 

friggin disgusting. I will honestly never, ever forget this garbage. What. The. darn.

I needed somewhere I could tell people this. There's no way I could vent this to someone I know IRL. 








bro, i thought we was kool ..? thought you got over it. son.    just accept it...and maybe u know ....well u kno....being u saw her she saw you...we can do a TABOO pt.16......you be ok,,,did u stop jakkin it after 6mths o thinkin on it...? did u gt lucky?   GAMBLE TALK ONLY
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Posted: 4/17/2012 7:46:18 AM

WELL YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT SITE, IF YOU THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU....GOODLUCK IF YOU CATCH HER AGAIN.........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOMMMMMMY..

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Posted: 4/17/2012 7:49:01 AM
HEY HEAD, I WILL SUM IT UP FOR YOU..........THIS DUDE'S MOM LOVES IT DOGGY STYLE, AND SHE LOVES TO COOK YOU WAFFLES WHEN YOUR DONE BANGING HER IN THE behind........SO IF YOU WANT IN ON THIS ACTION YOU HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER.....BECAUSE HEY YOU DOES NOT LIKE SOME behind AND WAFFLES.......
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Posted: 4/18/2012 12:50:57 AM
str8 to the top...

did you hear this while camping???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
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Posted: 4/18/2012 11:37:56 PM
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