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Posted: 7/13/2012 5:06:20 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 666LES:

The thing about pre-shower dumps- Get naked drop the 2 no need to wipe....step in and get freshy fresh with the ivory soap.It goes down the same drain.

No need to wipe?  

Seriously, people do this?  Take their crappy filled behind into the shower and wash it with soap?  You'd still get it on your hands.  
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Posted: 7/13/2012 9:57:02 PM

There is NOTHING better than coming home from work, grabbing a cold one from the fridge...proceed to the garbage house, get undressed, squat, by that time the turtle head is already poking out...you know how it is fella's, you have been waiting until you get home and straining to keep it tight...and then BAM...the moment of glory where you feel relief

After that you hopefully do like me, grab a handful of two ply...not the one ply which is equal to 40 grade sandpaper on your behind...and then i hit the showers...

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Posted: 7/13/2012 10:08:44 PM
my kind of thread

nothing better than giving birth to a seven pounder especially its a clean two wiper, feels better than some handjobs ive had
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Posted: 7/13/2012 10:15:09 PM
This is definitely a cultural thing. Quite honestly if you can't take a proper garbage with all your clothes and shoes on you have some serious issues.
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Posted: 7/13/2012 10:43:39 PM
Who doesnt is a better question, followed by why not?
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Posted: 7/13/2012 10:58:36 PM
Also, don't forgot to use baby wipes 
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Posted: 7/13/2012 11:06:18 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 2169:

Also, don't forgot to use baby wipes 



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Posted: 7/13/2012 11:06:55 PM
Early front-runner for thread of the year


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Posted: 7/13/2012 11:07:37 PM
geeezus people...it's approaching dinner time on the west coast.
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Posted: 7/15/2012 6:36:29 PM
pre shower, naked is the ideal scenario. at work, or public (fuckin sucks) do what ya gotto do, get the darn out asap.

emergency shits in the bush when you have to use leaves, grass or heaven forbid ur sock are the worst!
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Posted: 7/15/2012 6:42:56 PM
Depends    
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Posted: 7/15/2012 6:43:34 PM

What would the Serengetti look like if animals had to wipe their fools? Why do we have to wipe OUR fools?

Not right. More proof that there is no god - not for us anyway.

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Posted: 7/15/2012 7:08:52 PM
if possible  
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Posted: 7/17/2012 3:56:57 AM
Never under estimate the power of al bundy.  For me when i take a dump, i must not use the toilet seat.  I feel more comfort being in the biggest possible "hole" and not that i'm a fatass or overweight bum that might splatter on the toilet seat, but i like the feeling of the placemats that i use made out of cloth in place of the toilet seat.  i fold them in half and use 1 on each half of the rim.  If i'm out in a public emergency, there's toilet paper or toilet seat covers if i don't feel like squatting.  Rarely do i ever take a garbage in public but that's why i love having a bath tub handy.  I hardly use toilet paper because it's just a gauge on how healthy i'm eating.  If i've been eating meat, vegetables, or complex carbs, there is no soil, however holidays can leave skidmarks.  Nevertheless i'm in that bath tub after the toilet flushes.  And let me go ahead and wash my person as well as well as in between my skin folds where jock itch usually invades, even though i either already took a bath earlier or will do so later on in the day.  If you've never experienced what it's like washing your behind after a huge dump, i suggest you to try it.  

You know i honestly don't respect the people who smell like behind because they just took a fuckin' garbage.  They will probably never ever realize they should always request apartments with bath tubs instead of showers because people can't usually ever smell their own garbage or better their own garbage never stinks.  I know a lot of you will laugh at me, but we are talking cleanliness here.  Take a fuckin' bath you lazy bums!
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Posted: 7/17/2012 4:00:45 AM
does anyone ever just love taking showers by just rubbing the soap all over their bodies?  Yeah you!  your behind is prolly the one stinking up all the places with your buttcheeks rubbing off despite having taken a garbage 24 hours prior!  get a fuckin' washcloth, soap it up, wash your behind!  squat in the bath tub, rinse the cloth, apply the soap, and do it again!
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Posted: 7/17/2012 12:20:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

I have to take everything off, it gets pretty intense 

 

Wow you watch your mom garbage too?

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Posted: 7/17/2012 12:33:12 PM
aquadump in the ocean is my preferred method. my brother learned that the hard way with his snorkel and goggles one time and has had the image burned into his head since
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Posted: 7/17/2012 4:33:18 PM
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