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Posted: 4/16/2012 6:25:29 AM
A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingBuddies 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as GuysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 (i.e. 1.001 thru 1.999) proved no better!
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2012.
Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboShop and Whine 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2012, but I've heard there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2012 it tends to take total control of your IP address and then permanently locks you out while acquiring all of your shared resources.
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Posted: 4/16/2012 8:46:50 AM

"Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off."


At that the friggin truth.  Been irritating me for twenty years.

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Posted: 4/16/2012 11:22:46 AM

That's some funny garbage........

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Posted: 4/16/2012 4:13:12 PM
I'm not computer cleaver but the IT guy at work always wants me to Reboot if I have any problems.
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Posted: 4/18/2012 2:06:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Lippsman:

That's some funny garbage........




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Posted: 4/18/2012 4:38:16 PM
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