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#101
Posted: 12/24/2007 11:55:02 PM
I just rubbed one out to this thread.
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#102
Posted: 12/25/2007 12:00:59 AM
Congrats, kid, you are now a MAN
 
Next time, you have to spend the night. This will give you a chance to try different positions. Always let her know what you want/are going to do-chicks do NOT want to be "surprised"
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Posted: 12/25/2007 1:38:00 AM
Welcome to the club man.
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Posted: 12/25/2007 7:08:25 AM
Just a word of advice: Never go behind to mouth. Be careful out there gentlemen.


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Posted: 12/25/2007 8:51:59 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Are you saying that you were the one being penetrated?  That is the only way I could see you being sore. 

funny, real funny PJ.

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Posted: 12/25/2007 3:24:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by woopdurritis:

The first time you have sex... there is no way you can go wrong with the TOBOGGAN.  Simply start friggin her from behind... pull her arms behind her back while you are doing this.... then ride her all the way down the stairs.  Girls love the aggressiveness of this maneuver.  GL



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Posted: 12/25/2007 6:22:05 PM
we have 2 seriously great threads at the end of the year...can they be up for nomination for thread of the year/?!?!
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Posted: 12/25/2007 6:45:28 PM
  
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Posted: 12/25/2007 7:12:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by chomper:

woop: LOL to the max
 
I will tell my girl tonight - free toboggan rides tonight!!!!!!!

 Let me know how things work out for you

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#110
Posted: 12/25/2007 7:37:17 PM
Amazing how the greenest guys in Covers asking innocent thoughtful questions end up delivering certifiable archive material.
Way to go Bosch, you're known around here.....run with it.
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Posted: 12/25/2007 8:29:28 PM
I remember my first time my mom came home while me and my girlfriend at the time were going at it. garbage sucked I didn't even get to bust. Not to mention when I came downstairs my shirt was on backwards and and my girls hair was fuccckkkeedd up. Ahhhh memories.
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Posted: 12/25/2007 9:12:16 PM
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Posted: 12/25/2007 9:12:34 PM
Hands down,  Bosh gets rookie of the year award. 
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Posted: 12/25/2007 9:18:04 PM
   So young and naive in so many ways.  As your reward I'm taking you under my wing.  Next year we will max out all your credit cards and get laid by some real  pigs.  I have no kids and can't die without passing on my words of wisdom to some lucky young man. Merry Christmas Grasshopper
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Posted: 12/26/2007 2:36:57 AM
classic
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#116
Posted: 12/26/2007 1:43:17 PM
How about Nookie Of The Year for our man Bosh?
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#117
Posted: 12/26/2007 1:48:55 PM
 nice one
 
rookie / nookie
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#118
Posted: 12/26/2007 5:35:05 PM
Thanks to all of you for congratulating me on this "Achievement," i'm glad this thread has turned into such a classic. Once again thanks for all the serious responses at first and now this. These past few days have been the most memorable of my life. 
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Posted: 12/26/2007 5:44:20 PM
I love this kid
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#120
Posted: 12/26/2007 7:19:39 PM
this thread is why covers is so great
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Posted: 12/26/2007 8:08:13 PM
 
 
 
 
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#122
Posted: 12/26/2007 9:25:25 PM
CB4 When's the next meeting with the GF?
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#123
Posted: 12/26/2007 9:44:57 PM
Congrats bro, try having sex with her mother next, if u succeed you are considered "the man" Good Luck
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#124
Posted: 5/12/2011 11:41:36 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by montedamastiff:

Kid as I said, I'm happy for you but now I'm a little concerned.  It sounds like your Johnson slide in a little to easy.  I think this chick has been around the block more then the ice cream truck.  Lets get our next one with a few less miles on her.  Its not supposed to feel like we are stirring a bowel of soup down there.  When you were eating here out and you parted those roast beef curtains, did you see a tattoo that said,   THE ENTIRE COVERS FORUM WAS HERE.  By the way when you were down there did you notice another hole that was a little brown and looked like a balloon knot. That is strictly an exit ramp on some broads.  Stick your finger in there to see if the toll booth is open.  This garbage is golden, I hope your writing it down. We will try and hit that hersey highway next time.  Your Pal,  Uncle Monte

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#125
Posted: 5/12/2011 11:51:43 PM

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Any more of these classic throwbacks ?

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