| Author: |
[The Archives] Topic: I'm About to Have Sex for the first time... I have some questions |
|
ragingstorm |
RSI   View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: BookMaker | |
All-Star
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11093
Location: New Jersey |
#101 Posted: 12/24/2007 11:55:02 PM I just rubbed one out to this thread. |
|
quote |
|
The Hawk |
RSI  |
All-Star
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 12277
Location: California |
#102 Posted: 12/25/2007 12:00:59 AM Congrats, kid, you are now a MAN 
Next time, you have to spend the night. This will give you a chance to try different positions. Always let her know what you want/are going to do-chicks do NOT want to be "surprised" |
|
quote |
|
unotlikeme |
RSI |
Captain
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 6906
Location: Nebraska |
#103 Posted: 12/25/2007 1:38:00 AM Welcome to the club man.  |
|
quote |
|
beerBONG |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Prospect
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 424
Location: Oregon |
#104 Posted: 12/25/2007 7:08:25 AM 
|
|
quote |
|
Maguire44 |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
All-Star
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13841
Location: Nova Scotia |
#105 Posted: 12/25/2007 8:51:59 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:
Are you saying that you were the one being penetrated? That is the only way I could see you being sore.
funny, real funny PJ. |
|
quote |
|
|
|
InternetTuffGuy |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Hall of Fame
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 29447
Location: New York |
#106 Posted: 12/25/2007 3:24:53 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by woopdurritis: The first time you have sex... there is no way you can go wrong with the TOBOGGAN. Simply start friggin her from behind... pull her arms behind her back while you are doing this.... then ride her all the way down the stairs. Girls love the aggressiveness of this maneuver. GL
|
|
quote |
|
CrusCrnshw |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
MVP
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 15756
Location: Tokelau |
#107 Posted: 12/25/2007 6:22:05 PM we have 2 seriously great threads at the end of the year...can they be up for nomination for thread of the year/?!?! |
|
quote |
|
big_degenerate |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 2434
Location: New York |
#108 Posted: 12/25/2007 6:45:28 PM |
|
quote |
|
woopdurritis |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 22212
Location: Virgin Islands |
#109 Posted: 12/25/2007 7:12:26 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by chomper:
woop: LOL to the max
I will tell my girl tonight - free toboggan rides tonight!!!!!!!
 Let me know how things work out for you
|
|
quote |
|
searchwarrant |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Legend
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 57782
Location: Kenya |
#110 Posted: 12/25/2007 7:37:17 PM Amazing how the greenest guys in Covers asking innocent thoughtful questions end up delivering certifiable archive material.  Way to go Bosch, you're known around here.....run with it.  |
|
quote |
|
asloper6001 |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 4998
Location: Italy |
#111 Posted: 12/25/2007 8:29:28 PM
|
|
quote |
|
chodya |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Veteran
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 4215
Location: Illinois |
#112 Posted: 12/25/2007 9:12:16 PM |
|
quote |
|
montedamastiff |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Hall of Fame
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 20398
Location: Yemen |
#113 Posted: 12/25/2007 9:12:34 PM Hands down, Bosh gets rookie of the year award. |
|
quote |
|
montedamastiff |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Hall of Fame
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 20398
Location: Yemen |
#114 Posted: 12/25/2007 9:18:04 PM  So young and naive in so many ways. As your reward I'm taking you under my wing. Next year we will max out all your credit cards and get laid by some real pigs. I have no kids and can't die without passing on my words of wisdom to some lucky young man. Merry Christmas Grasshopper |
|
quote |
|
chillery |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Captain
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 8290
Location: California |
#115 Posted: 12/26/2007 2:36:57 AM classic |
|
quote |
|
The Hawk |
RSI |
All-Star
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 12277
Location: California |
#116 Posted: 12/26/2007 1:43:17 PM How about Nookie Of The Year for our man Bosh?  |
|
quote |
|
69_Amazin_Mets |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 15399
Location: Maryland |
#117 Posted: 12/26/2007 1:48:55 PM  nice one
rookie / nookie |
|
quote |
|
ChrisBosh |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Prospect
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 228
Location: Canada |
#118 Posted: 12/26/2007 5:35:05 PM  
|
|
quote |
|
montedamastiff |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Hall of Fame
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 20398
Location: Yemen |
#119 Posted: 12/26/2007 5:44:20 PM I love this kid |
|
quote |
|
vanzack |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: Pinnacle Sports | |
Legend
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 49703
Location: Equatorial
Guinea |
#120 Posted: 12/26/2007 7:19:39 PM this thread is why covers is so great |
|
quote |
|
Weathered |
RSI  |
All-Star
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 13463
Location: New Jersey |
#121 Posted: 12/26/2007 8:08:13 PM
|
|
quote |
|
SensFan17 |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: Logans | |
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3610
Location: Ontario |
#122 Posted: 12/26/2007 9:25:25 PM CB4 When's the next meeting with the GF? |
|
quote |
|
chriscapper |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3386
Location: New Jersey |
#123 Posted: 12/26/2007 9:44:57 PM Congrats bro, try having sex with her mother next, if u succeed you are considered "the man" Good Luck |
|
quote |
|
spockgato |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Captain
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 9906
Location: |
#124 Posted: 5/12/2011 11:41:36 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by montedamastiff:
Kid as I said, I'm happy for you but now I'm a little concerned. It sounds like your Johnson slide in a little to easy. I think this chick has been around the block more then the ice cream truck. Lets get our next one with a few less miles on her. Its not supposed to feel like we are stirring a bowel of soup down there. When you were eating here out and you parted those roast beef curtains, did you see a tattoo that said, THE ENTIRE COVERS FORUM WAS HERE. By the way when you were down there did you notice another hole that was a little brown and looked like a balloon knot. That is strictly an exit ramp on some broads. Stick your finger in there to see if the toll booth is open. This garbage is golden, I hope your writing it down. We will try and hit that hersey highway next time. Your Pal, Uncle Monte
|
|
quote |
|
I-Got-5-On-It |
RSI |
All-Star
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 14815
Location: United Kingdom |
#125 Posted: 5/12/2011 11:51:43 PM spockgato - Covers official archivist
Any more of these classic throwbacks ?  |
|
quote |