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Posted: 12/22/2007 8:41:18 PM
Here's the deal...
I'm 19 years old and my girlfreind is 20. I am a virgin, she is not. I didn't tell her I was a virgin because I thaught it would jeopordize the relationship if she found out I was. The thing is I really really like her and she has asked me 3 times to have sex with her and I always make these bullshit excuses... We have done everything sexually expect sex, so I feel like its time for me to man up and do this thing
 
Anyway I have some questions I hope some guys here can answer. If you're gonna be an fool about this subject please don't respond.
 
A. What does it feel like?
B. What exactly should I do as to not disappoint
C. Everyone who Ive spoken about this keeps telling me I won't last 20 seconds... Is this true and if it is how can I prevent this
D. After it's over... what did you/should I do
 
Thanks in advance for the responses.
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Posted: 12/22/2007 8:47:38 PM
A. It feels just like you think it would.  Go warm up some mayonaisse and stick your person in it if you have a horrible imagination.

B. You're probably going to disappoint but who gives a garbage

C. If you've hooked up with her a lot and received handjobs and blowjobs then you'll be fine.  I'd also recommend masturbating a minimum of 2 times the afternoon prior to when you darn that evening.

D.  Make her go get you a kleenex.  Wipe the garbage off her and yourself.  Put the kleenex on the night stand.  Roll over and go to sleep. Wake up in the morning and repeat
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Posted: 12/22/2007 8:50:50 PM
being 19 yrs old this will be the first of many lays in your lifetime. whether you last 20 seconds or 20 hours, who cares. don't put so much pressure on yourself. relax and enjoy. you blow your wad too quick, say nothing. 15 minutes later you'll be recharged and ready for another round. good luck.
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:00:21 PM
This thread should also immediately be moved into the archives
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:25:57 PM
I don't know what's gayer, creating this thread at Covers or responding by seriously answering the questions
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:28:23 PM
If you do her in the butt, make sure you wear a rubber lest you get her pregnant
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:28:24 PM
Bro if you juice fast and are embarrased just tell her she is soo good and the best you have ever had and that just just couldnt control yourself cause she is so amazing. I cant believe Chris Bosh is a virgin
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:29:37 PM
I know this....
 fartnsniff...is available for advice when you are ready to take on two girls at once after a night of clubb'in and drinkin coolers and listening to Beyonce.
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:33:14 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Odomisinthemob:

Bro if you juice fast and are embarrased just tell her she is soo good and the best you have ever had and that just just couldnt control yourself cause she is so amazing. I cant believe Chris Bosh is a virgin


I agree with this advice...and like the other poster said, rub one out before meeting up with her so you can last a bit longer...you don't want her talking trash to her friends about your sexual prowess do you??
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:34:49 PM
I you have a sister ask her to help you practive that way you will be a good performer when the time cums

If you dont have a sister then ask your momma
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:35:24 PM
Get her to go on top, then pull her in, hug her as tight as possible and whisper in to her ear "I fucked your mother"
 
She'll squirm like hell to get away from you but hold tight and enjoy the ride
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:47:50 PM
If you could execute an angry pirate during your first conquest you would quickly become a legend
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Posted: 12/22/2007 9:52:29 PM
Definately make sure you rub one out a couple hours before meeting up with her.
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:08:55 PM
get her from behind...right as you're about to juice wallop her in the back of the head...she'll clench up from the pain and make your orgasm that much better

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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:14:13 PM
make her bark like dog - tell her that is a tradition for first time guys
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:15:28 PM
Hey thanks for all the great advice you guys are giving me...
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:17:25 PM
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:17:52 PM
watch out for the butt.. very fertile in that region
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:33:04 PM
suck the juice out of her juicy box after you bust then garbage on her face while gurgling your own juice. All Virgins do that. UNtill you do that you are still a virgin
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:34:05 PM
ask her where she wants you to bust. it will get her going
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:34:11 PM
As others have already mentioned, if you do anal without a condom make sure she shits on the ept stick as soon as possible. Anal pregnancies are through the roof this year. There is no scientific evidence to prove it but being a Covers member makes the odds of this pregnancy occuring go up astronomically
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:46:02 PM
A) Awesome...
 
B) You are probably going to disappoint, that is why you should probably eat her out and get her to orgasm first before you mount her.
 
C) Just straight in and out friggin, you are probably not going to last that long...but as long as you drop your load what's the friggin difference.
 
D) After it's over take a piss and then go to sleep
 
 
 
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:51:09 PM
See if you can beat me record. I held out for 8 seconds
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Posted: 12/22/2007 11:07:01 PM
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