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#176
Posted: 10/10/2008 8:29:56 AM
I believe the guy...why not believe him? Now I don't see any description about the looks of these babes. For all we know they were two heffers.
 

heffer 

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

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#177
Posted: 10/20/2008 4:53:07 AM
Wow, i cant stop laughing at this one
 
friggin classic
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Posted: 10/20/2008 11:18:20 AM

I just spent 15 minutes reading this whole thread and laughing!


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Posted: 10/20/2008 12:14:21 PM
I just read the entire thread and can't belive nobody has comented on why the hell you would have Fartnsniff as your username.  I mean you can only expect so much from a guy like that.  Why should we be suprised? 
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#180
Posted: 10/20/2008 12:30:43 PM
I've probably read this three times!  I don't think it will ever get old!!
 
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#181
Posted: 10/20/2008 12:37:48 PM

                       DRANK SOME LEFT-OVER COOLERS??

 

          too FUNNY!

 

HOW MUCH WAS THE tAXI FARE AND WHO PAID?

  

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#182
Posted: 10/20/2008 1:04:09 PM
1st funny thing....a bunch of dudes who spend all day messaging each other and picking out avatars of porn stars making fun of anyone else

2nd funny thing....these same dudes making any kind of threats

3rd funny thing....the assumption that 2 drunk chicks with low self confidence only darn good looking dudes

I am a bartender in a small bar in dc. The amount of threesomes I see the beginning of every week is a minimum 2. The amount of ugly dudes I see talking to some chick that obviously is DTF(down to darn) is ridiculous.

Don't know is FNS is telling the truth or not, but I see garbage like this all the time. If two chicks want to darn me and they are dancing to ABBA, then I'd be a Dancing Queen with a wet person. Instead of a 30 year old virgin on the internet messaging away while tabbing back and forth from xvideos.com to covers.

This forum is great for gambling, but 90% of us have no clue about getting laid.

gl you fuckin degenerates
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Posted: 10/20/2008 3:55:32 PM

I Heard about this thread and had to come and find it.

Everyone was right it is rather funny.

All I have to say is, Didn't anyone out there go to COLLEGE. I ain't bragging or anything but have had a few three somes and a foursome. Believe me when I had the first one I was on the phone calling every dude i knew and If I was a member of covers at the time I probably would have posted it as well.

I have to say that FnS has taken this very well and i give him respect for that. I'll tell you what if this really didn't happen chances are he would be a person to everyone that made fun of him. I'm sure he is sittin back with a big behind grin on his face drinking one of those leftover coolers, saying "darn all ya'll ur just jealous i got my person wet in two pussies at the same time and no one wasn't a cat you behind holes"Sounds like something he would say. How many people can actually say this and be honest.

I can but when I tell people their names no one believes me. Two lifelong friends their freshman year of college I was the senior in the freshman class it was great. Any college students take your general courses as late into your college career as possible. Anyways their names where Vikki and Nikki.

PROPS TO YOU FnS ON GETTING THE THREESOME!!! HOPE ITS NOT YOUR LAST....

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#184
Posted: 10/20/2008 5:11:41 PM

I've followed covers for about 2 years and never posted a reply.  Thank you FNS for bringing out my 1st reply.

We've all fucked a fatty or 2 in our lives.  FNS, I expect clubbin' post every week.  I'll check that garbage first for sure.

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Posted: 10/21/2008 6:10:42 PM
I can't believe this thread is still going!!!!  It will be almost a year In December... Everytime I read it it gets better and better....
 
I wonder what Happened to FARTSNIFF.... Last post was March....
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Posted: 10/21/2008 7:08:41 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DW7:

I can't believe this thread is still going!!!!  It will be almost a year In December... Everytime I read it it gets better and better....
 
I wonder what Happened to FARTSNIFF.... Last post was March....

 

He posts all the time.  I've seen one within the last week.

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Posted: 10/21/2008 7:25:40 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Crodies73:

I Heard about this thread and had to come and find it.

Everyone was right it is rather funny.

All I have to say is, Didn't anyone out there go to COLLEGE. I ain't bragging or anything but have had a few three somes and a foursome. Believe me when I had the first one I was on the phone calling every dude i knew and If I was a member of covers at the time I probably would have posted it as well.

I have to say that FnS has taken this very well and i give him respect for that. I'll tell you what if this really didn't happen chances are he would be a person to everyone that made fun of him. I'm sure he is sittin back with a big behind grin on his face drinking one of those leftover coolers, saying "darn all ya'll ur just jealous i got my person wet in two pussies at the same time and no one wasn't a cat you behind holes"Sounds like something he would say. How many people can actually say this and be honest.

I can but when I tell people their names no one believes me. Two lifelong friends their freshman year of college I was the senior in the freshman class it was great. Any college students take your general courses as late into your college career as possible. Anyways their names where Vikki and Nikki.

PROPS TO YOU FnS ON GETTING THE THREESOME!!! HOPE ITS NOT YOUR LAST....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Another fool falls for FNS bullshit!!!!!!

 

Was that post supposed to make you look good??? cuz all it did was make you look like a complete fool for believeing this garbage!!!! Amazing. Youre right FNS is sitting abck laughing at this thread for sure, HE'S LAUGHING AT THE CLOWNS LIKE YOU THAT BELIEVE IT!!!! He started this thread just for reaction and such, the story is so fake and garbage its obvious. But guys like you believe anythng and it also gives you a reson to talk about the two sweathogs that were drunk enough to darn you back in Jr. College.

 

Mark another sucker for FNS's story!!!!

Kudos to you FNS, theres a sucker born every minute!!!!!!

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#188
Posted: 10/21/2008 7:28:06 PM
FNS one more thing, the avatar is CLASSIC!!!!
 
There's no way you could have found a more loser looking person than that wanna be throwing a friggin sign!!!!Its so classic, the guy is throwing a sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and Vanzack must go avatar shopping at the same place lol
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#189
Posted: 10/25/2008 5:02:14 AM
What's the big deal. Threesomes are old as time, and very "in".
I've done it a lot, but also used whips, crop and cuffs.
Why doubt the guy, except who the hell cares?
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Posted: 12/24/2008 1:15:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by jackjaffee:

so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read on Covers!!!

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Posted: 12/25/2008 11:10:58 PM
"all chicks dont dig money"....."the kinda chicks that'll double up on a dude like me do"......
 
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Posted: 12/26/2008 4:42:47 PM
QUOTE! Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

"all chicks dont dig money"....."the kinda chicks that'll double up on a dude like me do"......
 
gotta love Office Space



And I thought this thread would die......shame on me.

Train, that quote is classic man. Well done.
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Posted: 1/7/2009 11:38:54 PM
g g g g geeeeee unit
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Posted: 1/7/2009 11:55:25 PM
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Posted: 1/7/2009 11:56:15 PM
I read this before placing my wager last year....
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Posted: 1/8/2009 1:17:46 AM
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Posted: 1/8/2009 1:27:16 AM
garbage i thought i was reading a penthouse letter and then all of a sudden it ends. What happened during that 45 minutes?

Tell Hana i said hi
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Posted: 1/8/2009 5:01:25 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tonyturf:

If the is in fact you in that emoticion pic, I would love to see a pic of the two person that you are claiming you were with....
 
"Lets roll".... Classic!
So you can beat off to eat?
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Posted: 1/9/2009 4:34:27 PM
ok I have never heard that story with the word COOLERS in it
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Posted: 2/5/2009 3:33:38 PM

routine night in the club?

lets roll?

lol, i was told to go check out the archives for this thread and it is by far the best thing I have ever read.  I am kinda believing this fool though because who the darn makes up a story like this?  If i were making it up, it would have been alot friggin cooler.  we would be swinging from the ceiling, sex swings, behind to mouthin broads...the whole 9...im gonna stop now bc im still laughing my behind of at all the posts...

WESTSIDE DOG!!!

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