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Posted: 2/9/2008 11:51:25 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

 
 
 
The music started pumping shortly after.   Then I started pumping shortly after that. 
It was definitely a great first experience with my new pump.  And to think I got it on the clearance rack at the Deja Vu boutique.  50% off baby, yeah!
 
FnS

 

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Posted: 2/27/2008 6:37:41 PM
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Posted: 3/4/2008 2:48:57 AM
Fart and sniff?  Should be Suck and Swallow!  You look and probably act like a tool!  The only thing you would  be sucking or swallowing out here is either and I.V. or an oxygen mask in the ambulance or the E.R. after me and my friends got ahold of you!!!!!!   Stay in Jersey you friggin IDIOT!!!!!!
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Posted: 3/4/2008 10:06:43 PM
good garbage guys...
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Posted: 3/5/2008 3:53:05 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Coverdatspred:

For the record FnS your ok in my book for the whipping you took on this post and you didnt even resort to talking garbage back. 

Much respect.  Stay true bro.

FnS

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Posted: 3/9/2008 10:44:46 PM
I believe him, when two girls start making out they will then look for a dildo...they couldn't find one so instead they used a douche bag
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Posted: 3/10/2008 11:44:25 PM
i'm stayin true too FnS
 
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Posted: 3/18/2008 1:36:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by batottu:

I believe him, when two girls start making out they will then look for a dildo...they couldn't find one so instead they used a douche bag

 

Holy crap thats funny. Mad respect yo. Stay true.

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Posted: 3/18/2008 4:10:09 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Same as having sex with one chick - except you do everything twice.  It's not like we were doing cartwheels across the bed? What the hell did you expect me to say? I'm not going to give a lesson about the birds and bees on Covers forum.

Guys - I live for clubs and chicks.  This story isnt really that big of a deal aside from it being a freakin cool experience.  It could happen to anyone - right place, right time.  Just need to put in some serious time clubbin.

FnS

How about putting some serious time into finding a jobby job.  I hear chicks also like guys who work yo.

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Posted: 3/20/2008 11:51:43 AM
[Quote: Originally Posted by fartnsniff]


Guys - I live for clubs and chicks....


...Just need to put in some serious time clubbin.

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LOL!! I love it!

Has a certain "Malibu's Most Wanted" ring to it, doesn't it.


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Posted: 3/21/2008 11:49:56 AM

Thats got to be the funniest garbage I've every heard. The music, the coolers, and just the fact you had a 3some. I think you should put a post up every week about how your weekend at the clubs went that would give us all a little more to laugh about.  BEST THREAD EVER

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Posted: 3/24/2008 12:54:45 AM
way too fuckin funny. well worth the read.
its guys like this... and bon jovi that bring a bad rep to new jersey.
"clubbin" ... oh man... didnt i kick your behind behind a bar down the shore this summer?
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Posted: 3/26/2008 8:09:28 PM
[Quote: Originally Posted by DruDowns]

 

 fixed it for you.

THE funniest garbage EVER!! 

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Posted: 4/1/2008 5:04:30 PM
any new stories Fart
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Posted: 8/23/2008 9:56:31 AM
i can't believe this thread is still going
 
great thread!
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Posted: 9/10/2008 1:49:30 AM
This is hands down the funniest post I've ever seen on covers
 
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Posted: 9/18/2008 1:04:33 AM
Wow...
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Posted: 9/18/2008 4:50:29 PM
JAGER BOMBS -- JAGER BOMBS
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Posted: 9/18/2008 7:11:32 PM

My new haircut!

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Posted: 9/19/2008 12:59:52 AM
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Posted: 10/8/2008 9:42:50 AM
 
I shouldn't have been reading this thread at work because I just burst out laughing....
 
he he...alright
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Posted: 10/8/2008 2:54:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by thasarg:

I bet after a good behind-friggin like you received, your farts probably have a watery edge to them and aren't sniffable for a day or two....you must really be suffering.

 




uhh, who would in their mind say something like this... HAHAHAHAHAH
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