I had my first threesome last night

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Posted: 12/14/2007 12:26:13 PM
Oh man,,,,,,,,,,,I can't breathe!
 
Somebody call me a laugh ambulance.
 
I'm dying here.
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Posted: 12/15/2007 6:46:46 AM
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Originally Posted by tuxman:


Hey CharlieV sleep with any family members lately?

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Posted: 12/18/2007 2:35:15 PM
yeah this thread made it to the archives
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Posted: 12/20/2007 1:06:19 AM
FartnSniff,

You put the 'dork' in....well "dork".
What's the west side stuff?  Them dancin' to Beyonce and you singing "I feel pretty?"

Can't remember the threesome??  One farted. One sniffed.  And your such a ...oh yeah, DORK, you had to open your wine-cooler behind-sniffin' mouth.

But thank you.  I've laughed so hard I think I just had a threesome too!!


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Posted: 12/22/2007 4:11:09 PM
boy
 
did this thread backfire
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Posted: 12/24/2007 11:55:08 AM
Unbelievable.......somebody has to messing around.....that guy can't possibly think that his Avatar is gonna get him any fans or friends???? It has to be a buddy of his screwing around on him.....it has to be.......if not....it might be the funniest thing I have ever seen on Covers.......Absolutely classic!!!!
I'm sure his parents are proud of the oung man he grown up to be.......Keep it real FNS!!!  I know you will.  And stay in the club with the skeezers and person......so at least society keeps you out of comon circles......GEEEZZZZ
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Posted: 12/24/2007 1:17:29 PM
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Posted: 12/24/2007 2:44:05 PM
Here's the other girl leaving Fartnstiff's crib   PIC
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Posted: 12/24/2007 10:30:53 PM
Fart-nSniff-
 
Here's that song you asked for, their not my cup of tea, but I understand that it's YOUR thing and I'm cool with that.
 
 
click -------------------->
 
 
 
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Posted: 12/25/2007 8:26:09 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Here's the other girl leaving Fartnstiff's crib   PIC

Funny, I don't remember a Ninja being that small.

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Posted: 12/25/2007 11:38:02 PM
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Posted: 12/30/2007 10:20:23 AM
Got a blowjob from two chicks at the same time, thats it.  Does that count as a threesome.  I will admit one was a complete hog.  But it was still amazing
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Posted: 1/13/2008 11:19:04 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

Tina kept calling her Cat.
 
I think FNS got so drunk on those coolers, he fucked Tina's pet cat.
 
 

Funniest quote ever written on COVERS!!!!!!! LOL

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Posted: 1/14/2008 8:15:22 AM
Made my Monday.  Needed a good laugh.
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Posted: 1/14/2008 11:27:35 AM

So what do I care?

I've done it 4 times in all back in the 80's and 90's. Twice me and my roommate shared a woman, and twice my ex girlfriend laced me with her gorgeous girlfriend. I took this enhancer stuff called Rize2 the second time and I can clearly remember pounding them girl like they stole somethin from me.

Hell one time after a concert in San Jose that some friends of mine dj'd for, I remember about 10 guys gang banged a groupie in my room. We had rented all of the rooms on that floor, and when things started up I was in another room with my lady friend and about 10-12 people laughing and talking about each other.

I got up to go get some weed out of my suitcase which was in my room, and when I entered my room all I saw was bodies everywhere.

I ain't a saint in this. I snuck in for a blowjob while she was being ravaged from behind, and then I went back next door and kicked it with my lady and the other crowd like as if nothing ever happened. Man I was calmed when I returned. Didn't even really need the weed anymore.

Here's the funny part though. The next morning i went back in there, and there were 2 girls now, and guy were still up and wearing them out. I found out later that the 1st girl had made a call to one of her friends and actually got her to show up and participate.

That scene was a little too beastly for me. But when you have money, this kind of thing can happen a little more frequently than if you don't.

If anyone is serious about having a threesome, and don't feel like trying to talk someone into it,  simply go to eros.com, and order two girl in your area. Seriously it's not as hard as you think it is. All it'll cost you is about the amount of one month's mortgage money, and you can have two girls in your bed, homes. It ain't trickin' if you got dough. 

One thing, though, we drank some heavyweight garbage almost each and every last time. I like Stoli vodka mixed with pomegranet Rockstar is the beverage of choice. It won't allow you to go to sleep. Try it and see. Yo behind will be sitting up at 7 o'clock in the morning with your hands shaking and twitching, but you won't go to sleep. I call that my Vegas drink. It's 24 hour material.

I don't recommend doing it with someone close to you though. The ex-girlfriend became that when i kept on friggin her friend in private sessions. I mean she blew better. Nothing in the world can replace a head doctor who feels her job isn't complete until she swallows. Now my ex wasn't going all the way like that, so the choice was easy, but I caught hell for it later. She rammed my car with hers in a club parking lot a few months later. Too many emotions get invloved when you do it with your chick.

I'm an old married fart now. So I guess the closest I'll ever get to that kind of thing now is when me and the missus watch pornos together, LOL 

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Posted: 1/15/2008 9:12:16 AM
Stoli and Pomegranet rockstar .. sounds like something I have to try.
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Posted: 1/20/2008 1:38:03 PM
Ahhh... you guys haven't lived unless you've fucked Brianna Banks.  Special times, special times.


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Posted: 2/2/2008 12:56:05 PM
All time classic!
 
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Posted: 2/2/2008 10:21:02 PM
WELL!!!!!!!!!!!11 I HAVENT HAD ONE BEFORE BUT A WOULDNT MIND EIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2/3/2008 11:30:33 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DruDowns:

 

 fixed it for you.




HAHAHAHA Classic Editing DruDowns
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Posted: 2/3/2008 12:31:07 PM
K-Fed on Covers i love it
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Posted: 2/4/2008 3:21:05 PM
Ok I am a better person now for reading this thread....took me a while to find it but it was well worth the wait.  Absolutely classic stuff.  For the record FnS your ok in my book for the whipping you took on this post and you didnt even resort to talking garbage back.  Too funny!
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Yall some funny folk up in here but does anybody feel bad for what happen to that poor cat? He did admit not knowing what he was doing for the next 45 minutes but working a little magic stick!
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