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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:36:11 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

By the way, what are leftover coolers?
 
Were they like half filled with no caps on them?
 
Were all the half empties poured into a thermos?
 
When we arrived back at Tina's friends condo (I can't remember girl #2's name - I think it might be Cathy...Tina kept calling her Cat or something like that) first thing they did was head to the kitchen for more liquor - they seemed to enjoy the booze (good for me).  In the fridge there was what looked to be an assortment of vodka coolers left over from their drinking earlier in the night.  
 
The music started pumping shortly after.   Then I started pumping shortly after that. 
 
FnS
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:45:05 PM
West siiiiiiiiiiiiddddddeeeeeeeee
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:51:15 PM
I can tell you are some great stud that you sat there for 30 minutes of classic Beyonce before you made a move, even though the chubettes are all rubbing each others rolls and kissing all over each other the whole time.
 
FNS is able to score with two drunk club fatties, after playing hard to get on the couch for a half hour, throwing up gang signs whenever a Jay-Z part comes on that Beyonce CD.
 
You stud.
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:52:43 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

 
When we arrived back at Tina's friends condo (I can't remember girl #2's name - I think it might be Cathy...Tina kept calling her Cat or something like that) first thing they did was head to the kitchen for more liquor - they seemed to enjoy the booze (good for me).  In the fridge there was what looked to be an assortment of vodka coolers left over from their drinking earlier in the night.  
 
The music started pumping shortly after.   Then I started pumping shortly after that. 
 
FnS

There is no such thing as a vodka cooler, they are all malt.  Have another Zima...

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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:53:58 PM
Hey bro,  Any chance of you loaning me that Beyonce song, I like to burn myself a copy.  I love the classics.      I can bust a move
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:55:33 PM
Tina kept calling her Cat.
 
I think FNS got so drunk on those coolers, he fucked Tina's pet cat.
 
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:56:15 PM
 Classic Beyonce
 
 
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:01:45 PM
Hey mods, please don't forget to "pump" this thread into archives, this is some of the funniest garbage i have ever seen. honey, can you grab me another cooler?
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:03:20 PM
I think he dunked his nuts in Meow Mix.   Make one of those wine coolers some catnip. 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:05:47 PM
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I think he dunked his nuts in Meow Mix.   Make one of those wine coolers some catnip. 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:24:36 PM
I have to hand it to you FsN you take the rips and still come back with more details.
 
you're okay in my books.
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:38:49 PM
You have to admit, he does get box
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:42:07 PM
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You have to admit, he IS A box
Fixed it for you.
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:44:42 PM
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You have to admit, he has a box

Fixed it again.

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Posted: 12/13/2007 11:51:18 AM
God damn this thread is hilarious.
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Posted: 12/13/2007 12:13:07 PM
  classic thread
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Posted: 12/13/2007 1:14:28 PM
Archive and possible thread of the year material!
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Posted: 12/13/2007 5:46:15 PM
Depending on fartnsniff's performance - maybe the girls both got a 'FnS' tattoo the day after.  
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Posted: 12/13/2007 5:50:32 PM
Man has gotta chance to be the next Travis Henry...........
 
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Posted: 12/13/2007 6:53:34 PM
Follow up, Tina got pregnant after all that anal sex.   The little turd was 1.6 lbs.   I would like to welcome FartnSniff Jr. into the world. He is registered at Home Depot in the plumbing department.
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Posted: 12/13/2007 7:03:21 PM
Sounds like a familiar episode of Seinfield
 
 
Jerry (fartsniff) I don't know how to pronounce it buy I believe it is menage
 
Jerry (fartsniff) So I brought it up to her...and her roommate was into it!!!
 
 
George (Covers keepin it real) Do you ever get down on your knees a thank god you know me.
 
Gipper- I miss that show
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Posted: 12/14/2007 10:07:38 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CharlieV:

Depending on fartnsniff's performance - maybe the girls both got a 'FnS' tattoo the day after.  

Hey CharlieV sleep with any family members lately?
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Posted: 12/14/2007 10:14:58 AM
One night I was sleeping and I farted so loud I woke up the whole house! HAHAHAHA.
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Posted: 12/14/2007 10:24:37 AM
I just read this again .......... take a look at this clown.
 
"Lets roll"   This is a classic thread created by yet another Classic Covers Dumb behind........
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