I had my first threesome last night

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Posted: 12/11/2007 7:31:38 AM
hows the meth treatin ya these days Fns?
 
 
did these chics get down with the crytal too. man, i hope you didnt score one of the ones off that show intervention, that would be bad news
 
did these chics have any teeth?
 
.....i believe him as well though....i like this thread way better then the one about not being able to afford a simple sandwich and a beer.
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Posted: 12/11/2007 7:32:32 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

I think Rizz or Koaj might be involved in this one. They are damn funny guys and capable of starting a thread that will get GD into complete out loud laughter.
The Beyonce and wine cooler dead give away entry didn't come from this moron.
Well done Linesman.....fell oughta my chair on the hilarity.
Fexpert and dru get my call for the top responses year ending '07.

Unfortunately I had nothing to do with this beauty. I don't like to talk about my threesomes. There are so many to recall that I just end up forgetting the details. But I can honestly say that they have never included coolers or Beyonce's music. I prefer Colt 45's and some 2 Live Crew to get my ladies in the mood.

Rizz

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Posted: 12/11/2007 8:45:01 AM
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Posted: 12/11/2007 9:40:41 AM
Here's a tee shirt I bought you to wear to the clubs Fartnstiff  LINK

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Posted: 12/11/2007 9:41:31 AM
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Posted: 12/11/2007 9:58:16 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Here's a tee shirt I bought you to wear to the clubs Fartnstiff  LINK

 

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Posted: 12/11/2007 10:08:05 AM
My good friend fartnstiff just sent me this photo of 1 of the girls after he was done PHOTO
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Posted: 12/11/2007 12:21:08 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lineguesser:

holy garbage guys!  check this out - fantnsniff made a video!!!

FnS "clubbin" checklist:

New Haircut check
Jagerbombs check
Popped Collar check
Steroids check
Protein check
Club Sunglasses check
Heineken check
Gym Membership Card check
Straight-bill Hat check
Unbuttoned shirt check
Thowin' out Westside check

"let's roll" .....

end of night result: fns w/ cock #1  fns w/ cock #2



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Posted: 12/11/2007 12:24:08 PM
fartnsniff are getting raped in this covers tread lol
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Posted: 12/11/2007 2:10:04 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Here's a tee shirt I bought you to wear to the clubs Fartnstiff  LINK

He can wear that girl to his local clubs.  I am buying that bad boy and taking it on my next Vegas trip with me.  I am bound to find 2 drunk person from out of town who think it is not only funny, but intriguing.

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Posted: 12/11/2007 2:31:09 PM
"You have to check in sir."
 
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Posted: 12/11/2007 6:15:06 PM
lol to the max
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Posted: 12/11/2007 6:57:37 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DruDowns:

was that really him in the Haircut Video

That was freaking hilarious......good work guys

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Posted: 12/12/2007 8:37:55 AM
I think this is the same guy that almost drowned in his wet dream!
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:32:34 AM
They probably thought he was Vanilla Ice
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Posted: 12/12/2007 4:41:36 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by reppendayay:

and why are you throwing a westside sign and you from jersey
 You funny bro..
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Posted: 12/12/2007 6:10:36 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E&feature=related
 
the true happening of that night.
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:19:18 PM
So much for giving your boy a little props/congrats for sealing the deal on two honeys. 
 
Glad I could share last weekends highlight with you all.
 
 
FnS 
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Glad you were able to get through it unscathed.
 
 
 
 LET'S ROLL
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:27:52 PM
By the way, what are leftover coolers?
 
Were they like half filled with no caps on them?
 
Were all the half empties poured into a thermos?
 
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 10:35:20 PM
"nothin like a little person in the behind"
-FnS
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