I had my first threesome last night

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Posted: 12/10/2007 4:33:01 PM
Tell them your name is fartnsniff on covers, and that'll get you a 4some fo' sho' next time yo
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Posted: 12/10/2007 5:05:20 PM
If the is in fact you in that emoticion pic, I would love to see a pic of the two person that you are claiming you were with....
 
"Lets roll".... Classic!
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Posted: 12/10/2007 5:56:37 PM

this is some funny garbage, my co-workers think i'm nuts as i'm laughing out loud. hey mods, this thread may have archive potential!

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Posted: 12/10/2007 6:03:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

I think we are all overlooking 1 very disturbing thing about his post..........Why the darn do you know the name of a Beyonce song? 

I'm in the clubs every weekend.  Fairly easy to remember all the classics.

FnS

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Posted: 12/10/2007 6:11:03 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by asloper6001:



He can't tell us anything actually about the threesome cause he isn't creative enough.

Same as having sex with one chick - except you do everything twice.  It's not like we were doing cartwheels across the bed? What the hell did you expect me to say? I'm not going to give a lesson about the birds and bees on Covers forum.

Guys - I live for clubs and chicks.  This story isnt really that big of a deal aside from it being a freakin cool experience.  It could happen to anyone - right place, right time.  Just need to put in some serious time clubbin.

FnS

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Posted: 12/10/2007 6:21:31 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Same as having sex with one chick - except you do everything twice.  It's not like we were doing cartwheels across the bed? What the hell did you expect me to say? I'm not going to give a lesson about the birds and bees on Covers forum.

Guys - I live for clubs and chicks.  This story isnt really that big of a deal aside from it being a freakin cool experience.  It could happen to anyone - right place, right time.  Just need to put in some serious time clubbin.

FnS



This just keeps getting better and better. Sniff you keep this up you are going to have another post in the archives.


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Posted: 12/10/2007 6:22:46 PM
Maybe those two chicks thought you were the star of that movie

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Posted: 12/10/2007 7:14:29 PM
I don't even give a garbage if the story is true or not but it sure as hell makes me miss the day when I could go out, get fucked up and possibly land some behind on a Sunday night.  Damn I miss college
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Posted: 12/10/2007 7:29:20 PM
clubbin?????
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Posted: 12/11/2007 12:29:10 AM
This is one funny thread I read this late. 

accventures..   I think clubbin is a slang for going to lots of clubs.
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Posted: 12/11/2007 12:41:15 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

I'm in the clubs every weekend.  Fairly easy to remember all the classics.

FnS

Beyonce....... Classic...........

Stop it already, your killing me

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Posted: 12/11/2007 12:44:27 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by mrdoug:

This is my comedy routine of the week I am laughing so hard I am crying..
 
 
P.S. Sniffinassfarts maybe you should change your posting name to Isniffassnballs

Now that's some funny garbage......  Isniffassnballs

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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:05:25 AM
This thread is definitely a COVERS CLASSIC.......
 
 
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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:09:01 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SCDOG:

Maybe those two chicks thought you were the star of that movie

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dude that's funny garbage

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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:16:12 AM
somebody slap some sense into this punk!!
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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:27:28 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Guys - I live for clubs and chicks.  This story isnt really that big of a deal aside from it being a freakin cool experience.  It could happen to anyone - right place, right time.  Just need to put in some serious time clubbin.

FnS

 putting on massive amounts of hair gel and pumping your fist like a loser does not mean u score with with 2 stupid person from the club. you probably slipped GHB into a pair of fat chicks drinks, then took them home and had them suffocate you with there combined 650 lbs.

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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:28:54 AM
this guys avatar says it all. I mean he is throwing a friggin sign. LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I dont know how u could look in the mirror, see that, and say "oh yeah"
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Posted: 12/11/2007 2:08:54 AM
I believe him.
 
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Posted: 12/11/2007 3:14:44 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by jackjaffee:

so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there

 

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Posted: 12/11/2007 4:02:31 AM
holy garbage guys!  check this out - fantnsniff made a video!!!

FnS "clubbin" checklist:

New Haircut check
Jagerbombs check
Popped Collar check
Steroids check
Protein check
Club Sunglasses check
Heineken check
Gym Membership Card check
Straight-bill Hat check
Unbuttoned shirt check
Thowin' out Westside check

"let's roll" .....

end of night result: fns w/ cock #1  fns w/ cock #2



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Posted: 12/11/2007 4:29:37 AM
I think Rizz or Koaj might be involved in this one. They are damn funny guys and capable of starting a thread that will get GD into complete out loud laughter.
The Beyonce and wine cooler dead give away entry didn't come from this moron.
Well done Linesman.....fell oughta my chair on the hilarity.
Fexpert and dru get my call for the top responses year ending '07.
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Posted: 12/11/2007 4:53:11 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lineguesser:

holy garbage guys!  check this out - fantnsniff made a video!!!

FnS "clubbin" checklist:

New Haircut check
Jagerbombs check
Popped Collar check
Steroids check
Protein check
Club Sunglasses check
Heineken check
Gym Membership Card check
Straight-bill Hat check
Unbuttoned shirt check
Thowin' out Westside check

"let's roll" .....

end of night result: fns w/ cock #1  fns w/ cock #2



 

possibly the funniest video i've ever seen on youtube, and being from jersey i knwo exatcly what type of person this is too lol

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Posted: 12/11/2007 5:04:15 AM
Dannydice took this puppy to a whole new level.
"Club glasses"
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Posted: 12/11/2007 7:23:03 AM
jackass or not...I actually believe him.
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