What are my chances of getting laid in Vegas?

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Posted: 2/1/2009 3:43:01 PM
Does this story involve any Zima?
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quote#152
Posted: 2/18/2009 8:19:53 AM
got laid my only time out there...a teacher from new york,,she was no looker
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Posted: 2/19/2009 1:56:29 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by marcsaim:

My friend once said jokingly If you can't get laid in Vegas you can't get laid anywhere!!!

"Then he proceeded to lean in to kiss me."

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Posted: 2/27/2009 10:56:43 PM
ha just read through this thread an what a great piece of work lol
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Posted: 3/26/2009 7:00:10 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

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Posted: 5/14/2009 12:17:40 AM
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Posted: 5/17/2009 12:04:39 PM
find a chick that trashed, she'll be up for it more then a sober chick...
 
smash away
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quote#158
Posted: 5/17/2009 12:05:39 PM
yo armed aruba your avatar is smoking....
spreadin her like that
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Posted: 6/4/2009 12:01:08 AM
ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....
tagsrock PM tagsrock
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Posted: 6/4/2009 2:21:48 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DDH420:

ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....
thats a buddy of mine his name is leek3
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quote#161
Posted: 6/4/2009 6:43:40 PM
thats a buddy of mine his name is leek3

Mean but still the funniest thing I've read or heard today..THANX brother TAGGER I needed that
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Posted: 6/5/2009 2:31:09 AM
so funny that this thread has lasted a year and a half and still gettin killer views. one the the most entertaing threads ive seen on here.
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Posted: 6/8/2009 10:17:10 AM
ArmedNAruba PM ArmedNAruba
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Posted: 6/9/2009 9:45:12 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DDH420:

ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....

His name is Sphen and he is watching you.

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quote#165
Posted: 6/10/2009 5:16:44 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by scdoggy:

GO to Drai's after hours - 5 - 6 am.  All the chicks are rolling or coked up.  If you can't get laid there, go back to your room and chop your person off.

 so funny, so true

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quote#166
Posted: 6/21/2009 9:55:00 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

Only time I was ever in Vegas, I screwed some chick from one of the Carolinas
 
She was wasted - just look for that

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quote#167
Posted: 6/22/2009 6:45:03 PM
His name is Sphen and he is watching you.

Creepy, We need a little yellow man wearing a trench coat for that guy...Boo he's gone..

ARUBA you need to bring back that other avatar so TAGS joke is still relevant.
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Posted: 6/29/2009 6:17:49 PM
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quote#169
Posted: 8/23/2009 7:52:33 PM
bumping this thread because it is awesome...
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Posted: 9/22/2009 1:43:52 AM
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quote#171
Posted: 10/6/2009 5:41:54 PM
Depends on how much you are willing to spend.....   Or how many cougars you hit on..... Or how many drinks you buy the ladies..... or how persistent you are.... I don't know exactly but if there is a will there is a way bro....
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quote#172
Posted: 10/30/2009 12:52:48 PM
any more threeways nosehair?
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quote#173
Posted: 11/8/2009 1:25:03 AM
great read...would love to hear from THE nosehair!
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quote#174
Posted: 11/24/2009 8:24:48 PM
Nosehair how about a report on your latest adventure?
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quote#175
Posted: 11/27/2009 2:44:26 PM
just pay 4 it bro
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