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#101 Posted: 4/25/2008 12:45:31 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:
My buddy and I both tagged the same person the first two nights.
Gross dude...and slightly retarded.  |
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#102 Posted: 4/29/2008 12:38:22 AM Don't let em give ya a hard time Nose, least ya got laid.   |
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#103 Posted: 5/4/2008 6:51:13 PM who was first????? you or your buddy
I hate sloppy seconds 
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#104 Posted: 5/5/2008 11:34:26 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair: I'm heading there with my buddies in a couple weeks - and i've love nothing more than if I could get myself a dirty person for a night.
Not looking for paid sex though.
Where should I go? Is there a particular night of the week that is best for getting a chick? Time of the day?
Thanks
A buddy is someone that goes downtown a gets a blowjob, then comes home and gives you one.
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#105 Posted: 5/23/2008 9:34:15 AM I cannot believe you guys are letting this tread die...it must stay current for everyones entertainment. |
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#106 Posted: 5/23/2008 4:45:39 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:
So you were part of a 3 way, but not the cool kind. Congrats. What was it like kissing her after your buddy dropped a nice hot batch on her face? Did she tell you her face tasted salty cause she was sweating? 
holy garbage pocketjacks..that was one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life...laughing so hard i was crying!!!
  
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#107 Posted: 5/26/2008 12:26:20 AM great read..lol
i really hope the kid got laid but his response is a bit sketchy
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#108 Posted: 5/26/2008 1:20:44 AM dont worry nosehair its only happy if you were on the bottom |
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#109 Posted: 5/26/2008 1:17:42 PM |
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#110 Posted: 5/30/2008 7:32:53 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by theCITY: check out the Thunder from Down Under.. I'm sure they'll be able to hook you up w/ a little sum sum..
Dude I cant beleive u tagged that chick with your friend.... What makes it worse is it was two nights in a row!!  |
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#111 Posted: 6/2/2008 5:17:12 PM i cant belive people actually belive that |
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#112 Posted: 6/14/2008 9:24:48 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by usctrojans1:
holy garbage pocketjacks..that was one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life...laughing so hard i was crying!!!
  
Thank you sir, glad you enjoyed......but we should all thank Nosehair......he provides a puzzle of comedy, I just simply brought a couple of the pieces together.  |
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#113 Posted: 6/17/2008 7:51:47 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:
sorry guys, I forgot about this thread.
We ended up taking a group a chicks back to our hotel the first. My buddy and I both tagged the same person the first two nights. She would never pass for a super model - but she got the job done.
I love vegas. Will be making this a yearly trip with the boys.
SO YOU DID TAKE THE ADVICE OF YOUR MOM THEN? WHAT A person! |
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#114 Posted: 6/17/2008 1:45:56 PM thank you nosehair for probably the best tv sitcom within a thread that I have ever read!!!! |
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#115 Posted: 6/17/2008 6:34:32 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:
Thank you sir, glad you enjoyed......but we should all thank Nosehair......he provides a puzzle of comedy, I just simply brought a couple of the pieces together.   |
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#116 Posted: 6/17/2008 8:44:46 PM  A MMF threesome. What are the chances that his buddy tagged him while he was tagging her?  |
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#117 Posted: 6/17/2008 10:04:31 PM Are you K-Fed's brother? |
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#118 Posted: 6/18/2008 9:19:58 AM |
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#119 Posted: 6/18/2008 11:54:54 AM |
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#120 Posted: 6/18/2008 2:57:18 PM He really never said it was a 3some. I think his buddy banged her one night, then he hooked up the next. Moving on.
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#121 Posted: 6/18/2008 5:54:22 PM yo nosehair, im goin to vegas in 4-1/2 weeks. whats the name of the club you pulled that piece a box
out of playa?? i wana check that joint out. |
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#122 Posted: 6/18/2008 5:58:13 PM or better yet, can you just hit me with that girl's celly? 
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#123 Posted: 6/18/2008 9:04:32 PM Celly...?... how about if someone just hits you!  |
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#124 Posted: 6/19/2008 12:31:34 PM You sure you didn't darn Javon Walker???? |
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#125 Posted: 6/19/2008 3:42:05 PM nosehair,buddy,and person=2 buddys,1 girl, 1 cup  |
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