What are my chances of getting laid in Vegas?

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Posted: 1/19/2008 8:01:58 PM
Hey Nosehair, what happened?  Did you wake up, face down, naked, with a sticky back, no wallet, and the door left open? 
 
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Posted: 1/19/2008 9:00:05 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Just come in here, tell us you were about too, found out she was a tranny, contemplated going through with it, but didn't, so this thread can die already. 


This is what happened: found out she was a tranny, contemplated going through with it, but didn't and settled for the hand job!

hahahahaha


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Posted: 1/22/2008 1:21:29 AM
Nosehair has been spotted in the "best sportsbook in downtown" thread but hasnt given an update yet.   
 
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Posted: 1/22/2008 2:16:50 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Your chances?  None.
 
A normal guys chances?  Great.
 
 
If the hat sideways thing hasn't been working out for you maybe you could try one of those gold grills like Chad Johnson has. 
 
Keep us posted. 

That's Gold PJ....

 

 

How the hell did I miss a nosehair thread....

 

I gotta visit this Vegas Forum more often

 

 

 

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Posted: 1/22/2008 7:51:31 PM
You're a class act Nosehair
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Posted: 1/23/2008 1:08:12 PM
My money says he caved and payed for it.
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Posted: 1/27/2008 2:11:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wallstreetcappers:

Make sure you check for excess baggage downstairs before proceeding.


That would not be good at all

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I will be following this system VERY carefully.
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Posted: 1/28/2008 1:09:04 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

I'm heading there with my buddies in a couple weeks - and i've love nothing more than if I could get myself a dirty person for a night.
 
Not looking for paid sex though.
 
Where should I go?   Is there a particular night of the week that is best for getting a chick?   Time of the day?
 
Thanks
a homeless girls shower the ho up give her dinner and you got it
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Posted: 1/28/2008 1:09:52 PM
freemont street
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are you the guy from the "my new haircut" video on youtube?
Skanks and yaegarboms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2/4/2008 12:14:36 PM
sorry guys, I forgot about this thread.
 
We ended up taking a group a chicks back to our hotel the first.  My buddy and I both tagged the same person the first two nights.   She would never pass for a super model - but she got the job done.
 
I love vegas.  Will be making this a yearly trip with the boys.
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Posted: 2/4/2008 2:17:59 PM
tagged same person.
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Posted: 2/4/2008 5:22:00 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by asloper6001:

tagged same person.

what a playa

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Posted: 2/4/2008 6:20:52 PM
Did she object to the crooked hat? Or was she a gangsta person?
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Str8 up Wangsta!
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Posted: 2/5/2008 3:59:27 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
 
We ended up taking a group a chicks  back to our hotel the first.  My buddy and I both tagged the same person  the first two nights.   She would never pass for a super model - but she got the job done.
 

 

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Posted: 2/5/2008 4:32:16 PM
A group of chicks and they tag the same one. hahahahahah



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Posted: 2/6/2008 5:14:11 AM
So you were part of a 3 way, but not the cool kind.  Congrats.  What was it like kissing her after your buddy dropped a nice hot batch on her face?  Did she tell you her face tasted salty cause she was sweating? 
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Posted: 2/7/2008 5:54:19 PM
was the person name Nick Lachey?
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Posted: 4/14/2008 4:09:48 PM
THIS IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS MAN !!!!!
 
Been to Vegas twice now - the last 2 years - love it - never quite contemplated the dilemna - but DAMN THIS IS FUNNY !!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2008 10:03:49 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

So you were part of a 3 way, but not the cool kind.  Congrats.  What was it like kissing her after your buddy dropped a nice hot batch on her face?  Did she tell you her face tasted salty cause she was sweating? 

 

 

I'm pissed I just noticed the Vegas forum.  This thread could be archive material, and mainly cause of this post.

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Posted: 4/23/2008 2:56:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

sorry guys, I forgot about this thread.
 
We ended up taking a group of tranny's back to our hotel the first night.  My buddy and I both tagged the same She-Male each of  the first two nights.   He would never pass for an underwear model - but he got the our man juice.
 
I love vegas.  Will be making this a yearly trip to see the boys.

fix it

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