What are my chances of getting laid in Vegas?

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NoseHair PM NoseHair
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Posted: 12/3/2007 5:31:58 PM
Thanks guys for the flattering comments, luckily i'm looking to pick up a sleezy chick, not a male gambling degenerate. lol
 
My boys and I cant wait for this trip.  
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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:16:53 PM
Make sure you check for excess baggage downstairs before proceeding.


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Posted: 12/3/2007 6:53:14 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wallstreetcappers:

Make sure you check for excess baggage downstairs before proceeding.


now that's funny....
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Bigballer PM Bigballer
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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:47:26 PM
Man I love this guys threads, you get some classic responses
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted: 12/5/2007 12:10:56 AM
you'll probably get some bonus points if you ask:

DO YOU LIKE CABERNET


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Posted: 12/5/2007 12:50:36 AM
Make sure you don't wear any protection so you can bring back a souvenier and share it with your girlfriend. 
ManchesterUk PM ManchesterUk
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Posted: 12/7/2007 1:12:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Nuts4theball:

If that's you in the picture......go with the paid person.  I think it's your safest bet!
 
 
 
 



ManchesterUk PM ManchesterUk
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Posted: 12/7/2007 1:32:44 PM
NoseHairs threads are well worth the wait

Nosehair hows ur mam getting on with the skinny dude ?
BillyBuck PM BillyBuck
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Posted: 12/7/2007 1:44:49 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Thanks guys for the flattering comments, luckily i'm looking to pick up a sleezy chick, not a male gambling degenerate. lol
 
My boys and I cant wait for this trip.  
dont forget the rubbers
umgmu PM umgmu
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Posted: 12/8/2007 3:31:33 PM
My advice is to definitely ditch the sideways hat , bring slacks, a sport coat  or nice sweater , shower , garbage , shave and maybe you'll get some action..
 
it also helps if you have a healthy roll
FrozenTundra PM FrozenTundra
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Posted: 12/8/2007 7:43:56 PM
best thread I've read in a while!!!! hands down! lol
 
I was there in April and it's not to get laid, just don't be looking for it.  With so many chicks getting hit on by phonies and their lies, be quiet, reserved and quiet.
 
I met girls at the hard rock cafe...not sure ur hat will work tho as they like the rougher look.
 
also someone said look early...as the hawks come out late and then ur done!
 
 
 
 
FrozenTundra PM FrozenTundra
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Posted: 12/8/2007 7:44:57 PM
I was there in April and it's not to get laid...
 
should read:
 
I was there is April and to get laid...
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Posted: 12/8/2007 8:16:14 PM
nosehairs=farnsniff=vanzack=funny
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Posted: 12/9/2007 4:21:39 AM
Try hanging a hundred dollar bill out of your zipper...probably the only chance you got
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Posted: 12/9/2007 9:41:01 PM
Trip is coming up - we leave this upcoming Thursday.
 
I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get some play - and i'm not talking slots.  It will be 4 action packed days of gambling, drinking and sex.
 
WiseGuy702 PM WiseGuy702
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Posted: 12/11/2007 1:41:34 AM
Go to the Rain nightclub at the PALMS!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/11/2007 3:01:52 PM
it also helps if you have a healthy roll
 
...........in your pants!
 
And this place is called covers..............so...............
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Posted: 12/11/2007 5:10:41 PM
are you the guy from the "my new haircut" video on youtube?
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Posted: 12/11/2007 5:22:59 PM
I think the chances of you getting your behind beat for looking like a total punk are far better than those of you getting some box........
 
My best advice to you is........ garbage I wish I had some advice for you.....
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Posted: 12/11/2007 6:04:14 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tonyturf:

I think the chances of you getting your behind beat for looking like a total punk are far better than those of you getting some box........
 
My best advice to you is........ garbage I wish I had some advice for you.....
Could you imagine teaching this kid to walk mow greens?
NONEED4LUCK PM NONEED4LUCK
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Posted: 12/12/2007 5:54:48 PM

I gotta say, if you're not into the whole paid person thing, just walk up to a nice girl at a nice bar after midnight. now you gotta be a baller, buy a girl a drink and then say

"I'll bet you a hundered Dollars you can't make me juice?"

now your gambling

 

Fish Naked PM Fish Naked
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Posted: 12/12/2007 6:02:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NONEED4LUCK:

I gotta say, if you're not into the whole paid person thing, just walk up to a nice girl at a nice bar after midnight. now you gotta be a baller, buy a girl a drink and then say

"I'll bet you a hundered Dollars you can't make me juice?"

now your gambling

 

Do it!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/12/2007 9:21:26 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2007 11:27:59 AM
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