I came in a girls behind for the first time...

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quote#126
Posted: 11/27/2007 3:45:19 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:

 
you cannot have sex without kissing, right?


You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some girl just want to darn, they'll just whip out your person, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a girl like that? 




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quote#127
Posted: 11/27/2007 3:46:10 PM
I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.
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quote#128
Posted: 11/27/2007 6:46:53 PM
"You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some girl just want to darn, they'll just whip out your person, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a girl like that?
 "

 
What's wrong with kissing? And if you truly love her...
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quote#129
Posted: 11/27/2007 7:21:51 PM
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quote#130
Posted: 11/27/2007 8:07:21 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Titan65:

I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.


Don't give him any ideas Titan, I don't think the freak would let go

p.s
   Buy her one of these for Christmas!  You'll be married in no time.  Then you can sleep in peace knowing that slutty behind is all yours.
LMFAO

http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-fucksall-friggin-kit_693.html
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quote#131
Posted: 11/27/2007 9:22:41 PM
Lemme guess, the girl was your mother?
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quote#132
Posted: 11/27/2007 9:41:24 PM
Canuck you are funny.  Really I have a serious question though.  How much did ya lose last night on the Pitt/Miami game?  I mean the under and the dog covered.  You must have friggin lost like a few gs..  Are you cut off yet on credit and loans and garbage, and have you lost more than $20K yet?  If so


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quote#133
Posted: 11/27/2007 11:34:30 PM
Ahahahahaha darn!! Oh darn! This P-Box is great, someone put this in the archives!!!
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quote#134
Posted: 11/28/2007 12:39:12 AM
brendanb4, first of all, I did not get half of what you said
because some dooshe bag flooded the screen with emoticons
all in one line.
 
Please type again in narrow like I am right now.
 
And FYI, I had the UNDER last night. Too bad it was parlayed
with a losing basketball play.
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quote#135
Posted: 11/28/2007 12:40:34 AM
Oh and yes, I have lost way more than $20K lifetime gambling.
 
Getting close to $70K now.
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quote#136
Posted: 11/28/2007 1:08:47 AM

Seriously now, is there something extremely funny about
truly loving a girl with all your heart? I would love to marry
this girl. She is perfect. Pretty, funny, smart (in med school),
and best of all, when I am with her, I don't gamble to sub-consciously
torture myself like I do most of the time. In fact, I barely gamble at
all when I am with her.

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quote#137
Posted: 11/29/2007 3:45:49 AM
bumpage
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quote#138
Posted: 11/29/2007 12:05:49 PM
now you are a fool.
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quote#139
Posted: 3/30/2008 10:37:43 AM
Bump for Sunday morning fun
 
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quote#140
Posted: 3/30/2008 10:54:56 AM
KOAJ or Ed, someone at CT must be asleep at the Archives wheel, cause this bad boy needs to be in there.
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Posted: 3/30/2008 11:10:19 AM
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Posted: 3/30/2008 12:14:05 PM
guggs ur a dirtbag lol
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Posted: 3/30/2008 12:15:10 PM
how did i miss this???? fuckin' classic!!!!!
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quote#144
Posted: 3/30/2008 12:30:42 PM
wheres the pics?
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Posted: 3/30/2008 12:33:42 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Bump for Sunday morning fun
 

Fantastic

 

 

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quote#146
Posted: 3/30/2008 1:08:37 PM
 WOW this thread has brought out some old timersare they all comming out of the closet
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quote#147
Posted: 3/30/2008 2:18:59 PM
Bad news for you guggs, she is pregnant and your gonna have a butt ugly child.  Good news though, you can abort quickly by giving her a quick kick in the behind. 
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quote#148
Posted: 4/4/2008 5:56:09 PM

Still haven't heard why this isn't in The Archives yet.

 

Is it too racey to make it into Archives?

 

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quote#149
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:04:59 PM


Possibly the best thread of all time. This and the Taco Bell thread.
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quote#150
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:08:56 PM
 
Damn I loved this...
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