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#126
Posted: 11/27/2007 3:45:19 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:

 
you cannot have sex without kissing, right?


You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some girl just want to darn, they'll just whip out your person, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a girl like that? 




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#127
Posted: 11/27/2007 3:46:10 PM
I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.
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#128
Posted: 11/27/2007 6:46:53 PM
"You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some girl just want to darn, they'll just whip out your person, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a girl like that?
 "

 
What's wrong with kissing? And if you truly love her...
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Posted: 11/27/2007 7:21:51 PM
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#130
Posted: 11/27/2007 8:07:21 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Titan65:

I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.


Don't give him any ideas Titan, I don't think the freak would let go

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   Buy her one of these for Christmas!  You'll be married in no time.  Then you can sleep in peace knowing that slutty behind is all yours.
LMFAO

http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-fucksall-friggin-kit_693.html
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#131
Posted: 11/27/2007 9:22:41 PM
Lemme guess, the girl was your mother?
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Posted: 11/27/2007 9:41:24 PM
Canuck you are funny.  Really I have a serious question though.  How much did ya lose last night on the Pitt/Miami game?  I mean the under and the dog covered.  You must have friggin lost like a few gs..  Are you cut off yet on credit and loans and garbage, and have you lost more than $20K yet?  If so


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Posted: 11/27/2007 11:34:30 PM
Ahahahahaha darn!! Oh darn! This P-Box is great, someone put this in the archives!!!
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#134
Posted: 11/28/2007 12:39:12 AM
brendanb4, first of all, I did not get half of what you said
because some dooshe bag flooded the screen with emoticons
all in one line.
 
Please type again in narrow like I am right now.
 
And FYI, I had the UNDER last night. Too bad it was parlayed
with a losing basketball play.
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Posted: 11/28/2007 12:40:34 AM
Oh and yes, I have lost way more than $20K lifetime gambling.
 
Getting close to $70K now.
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Posted: 11/28/2007 1:08:47 AM

Seriously now, is there something extremely funny about
truly loving a girl with all your heart? I would love to marry
this girl. She is perfect. Pretty, funny, smart (in med school),
and best of all, when I am with her, I don't gamble to sub-consciously
torture myself like I do most of the time. In fact, I barely gamble at
all when I am with her.

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Posted: 11/29/2007 3:45:49 AM
bumpage
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#138
Posted: 11/29/2007 12:05:49 PM
now you are a fool.
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Posted: 3/30/2008 10:37:43 AM
Bump for Sunday morning fun
 
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#140
Posted: 3/30/2008 10:54:56 AM
KOAJ or Ed, someone at CT must be asleep at the Archives wheel, cause this bad boy needs to be in there.
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Posted: 3/30/2008 11:10:19 AM
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Posted: 3/30/2008 12:14:05 PM
guggs ur a dirtbag lol
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#143
Posted: 3/30/2008 12:15:10 PM
how did i miss this???? fuckin' classic!!!!!
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#144
Posted: 3/30/2008 12:30:42 PM
wheres the pics?
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#145
Posted: 3/30/2008 12:33:42 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Bump for Sunday morning fun
 

Fantastic

 

 

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#146
Posted: 3/30/2008 1:08:37 PM
 WOW this thread has brought out some old timersare they all comming out of the closet
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Posted: 3/30/2008 2:18:59 PM
Bad news for you guggs, she is pregnant and your gonna have a butt ugly child.  Good news though, you can abort quickly by giving her a quick kick in the behind. 
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#148
Posted: 4/4/2008 5:56:09 PM

Still haven't heard why this isn't in The Archives yet.

 

Is it too racey to make it into Archives?

 

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#149
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:04:59 PM


Possibly the best thread of all time. This and the Taco Bell thread.
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#150
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:08:56 PM
 
Damn I loved this...
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