I came in a girls behind for the first time...

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Posted: 7/1/2007 11:11:48 PM
Just when i think this site has gone to garbage... it goes and does something like this.... AND COMPLETELY REDEEMS ITSELF!!!
 
(the pun is intended)
 
This thread is beautiful. TTA!!!
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Posted: 7/2/2007 12:34:55 AM
oh my friggin god.
 
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Posted: 7/2/2007 10:20:59 PM
Are we seeing pic's of the girl soon ???
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Posted: 7/3/2007 1:00:11 AM
The best and quickest way to get a chick pregnant is ejaculating in her fool.  Plus, you get to make her a fudge sundae with marshmellow and nuts. 
 
My son is named Chocolate Thunder because he was born through my wife's fool.
 
Oh you should see this little tiger. 
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Posted: 7/3/2007 4:34:57 AM
 Guggs19 loves dingleberry pie. This is Guggs19 girl after he blast her in her gas launching chamber.
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Posted: 7/4/2007 12:49:05 PM
o darn I just cant believe Im reading this thread say it aint so....I think I'll have to check again the definition of friggin DUMB (yes guggs Im refering to you)
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Posted: 7/4/2007 12:52:40 PM
guggs, how can I ever trust your soccer picks again? 
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Posted: 7/4/2007 4:06:20 PM
No one ever told me it was wrong to to let them suck after the butt darn.  Sorry guys.
 
 
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Posted: 7/4/2007 5:52:20 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by guggs19:

haha sorry .. what do u mean ...


 
You didn't wear a condom dude?  Expect a kid in 9 months.  Nice going.  Talk to her about it.
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Posted: 7/5/2007 12:08:08 AM
umm if it dripped on her puss youll have a kid sepecially when you said it dripped proabably did her from behind am i right? well if so gotta love gravity
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Posted: 7/5/2007 5:25:09 AM
thank god he didnt pull out just before and juice in her ear
 
brain babys are not pretty, and their birth leaves a woman with severe hearing difficulties
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Posted: 7/7/2007 1:51:34 AM
Oh no!!! You didnt!!! Tell me you didnt juice in her behind did you guggs19??  When was it exactly? You need to get her the "Morning After" pill. And quick!!!! You only have 72 hours, so HURRY!!!!!!
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Posted: 7/7/2007 2:15:18 AM
The Funny Thing Is... I'm Sure He Knows Better, And Has Made The BEST Covers Post EVER!!!


Joke Is On EVERYONE!
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Posted: 7/7/2007 4:03:55 AM
Don't sweat all these responces Guggs19. We are just busting your chops. You won't get your girl pregnant by cornholin her, unless she is deformed and her ovaries are in her rectum.
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Posted: 7/9/2007 11:06:47 PM
has this made the archives yet? jesus christ i go away for a weekend.. and thats it.. well it appears my juice load was too much ... she said it felt warm and gooey.. Man i love how tight the behind it and when u juice in it it feels sooo good
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Posted: 7/11/2007 8:50:00 PM
Well, another wantobe.  I behind(ume) that your girl has had a few rectal problems with 'roids since you have been butt-f.  Great way for disease.  But of course you wear a condom, right?  Right?  Right?  Of course not.  Nothing like your manhood turning brown and stained before your eyes.   Then you can ask her to turn the tables so to speak, and she can ram something up your behind, like a dildo, and let's see if you get turned on by that.  If you do, then you have a problem.......
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Posted: 7/11/2007 9:04:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by guggs19:

Secondly, is it ok to come in a girl's behind, pregnancy-wise? I assume as I know the behind isnt connected to the uterus...
 
haha i am 23 years old...I was just double checking, I am very educated just naive when it comes to sex
 
I asked before, you never answered:
 
given that you are "naive when it comes to sex"...
     are you sure you came in  a GIRLS behind???
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Posted: 7/11/2007 9:09:28 PM
haha that i did
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Posted: 7/11/2007 9:18:06 PM
She won't get pregnant if she takes the Morning After Pill for anal sex (Metamucil) within 24 hours and craps it all out.
 
 
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Posted: 7/11/2007 9:52:42 PM
friggin classic garbage
no pun intented
 
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Posted: 7/11/2007 10:20:19 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

 
yeah, that was dirty, she just sucked behind slime off his person
 
But she isn't a person, or anything like that........
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Posted: 7/12/2007 7:39:50 AM
Chocolate thunder, below the bowels.....reminds me of a joke I heard a couple who had anal sex, and for some reason got stuck, and for some reason just could not release themselves.  Well, they have to eat, make money, et cetera, and so they joined a circus and became known as the couple joined at the person(hip).  When they want a twosome, they actually mean a foursome.  Have a joint shitty day.....
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Posted: 7/12/2007 10:50:53 AM
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Posted: 7/12/2007 11:04:35 AM
 bottom sex
 
Leave it to Xena 
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Posted: 7/12/2007 11:42:18 AM
kids, DO NOT try this at home !
this stunt should only be performed by a trained professional.
 
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