Rolled over in bed last night and realized I was sleeping with my sister

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Posted: 4/5/2007 9:03:28 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by thetexaskid:

dude, if she is hot who cares
 
Too funny.  He could have created a thread entitled "I nailed a hot 18 year old last night"  and left out the fact they were related.
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Posted: 4/5/2007 9:11:36 AM
Charlie did you drink last night or do you have another excuse for sleeping with her 2 nights in a row.
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Posted: 4/21/2007 9:28:09 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Charlie did you drink last night or do you have another excuse for sleeping with her 2 nights in a row.
 
 
It will never happen again.  Believe me.
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Posted: 4/21/2007 9:35:02 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CharlieV:

 
 
It will never happen again.  Believe me.
 
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Posted: 4/22/2007 2:45:50 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CharlieV:

 
 
It will never happen again.  Believe me.
So you're saying you gave her the lovings, eh? Awesome.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 3:02:16 AM
An instant classic.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 3:54:06 AM
So, is she pregnant or not?
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Posted: 4/22/2007 4:31:36 AM
Name the child: "F***up"
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Posted: 4/22/2007 5:27:17 AM
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Posted: 4/22/2007 6:43:15 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CharlieV:

Sucks because I had nothing on in bed but my underwear.
 
I found my clothes the next day in a pile on her bedroom floor. 
So you did her through the piss hole?  I hope you at least had the decency to lube her up......or spit.
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Posted: 4/22/2007 10:05:24 AM
Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
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Posted: 4/22/2007 10:23:38 AM
 This thead is hilarious 
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Posted: 4/22/2007 12:30:28 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dowhat:

Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
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Posted: 4/25/2007 9:44:34 AM
Joke for you Charlie V
A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, “I can’t come in today, I’m sick.” He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, “I can’t come in today, I’m sick.”

The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, “He’s great. He does the work of two men. We need him.”

So the next day the boss calls the guy into his office and says, “You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You’re a good worker and I’d hate to fire you. What’s the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?”

The guy replies, “No I don’t drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she’s alright. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know I’m friggin her.”

The boss says, “You darn your sister?”

The guy replies, “Hey, I told you I was sick.”

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Posted: 4/25/2007 10:11:18 AM
Is she starting to show yet?
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Posted: 4/25/2007 11:24:40 AM
This kid has problems
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Posted: 4/25/2007 11:28:22 AM
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Posted: 4/25/2007 11:32:13 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

This kid has problems
Not as many as his sister....
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Posted: 4/25/2007 11:35:02 AM
omg the replys are priceless
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Posted: 4/25/2007 11:57:32 AM
Greatest thread I've EVER read.
 
Thank you, Charlie and sister.
 
 
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Posted: 8/11/2007 8:31:57 AM
this thread needs to be put in the archives
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Posted: 8/11/2007 2:02:11 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

this thread needs to be put in the archives


agreed

this thread is
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:02:47 PM
I swear to Christ I'm crying I'm laughing so hard-"better than dad".........I needed this SO BAD !!!.thank you
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