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Posted: 11/20/2007 11:22:03 AM
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Posted: 11/20/2007 11:29:19 AM
kick her in the poon
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Posted: 3/27/2008 1:40:14 PM
any updates T-King?


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Posted: 3/27/2008 1:52:14 PM
so she got all drunk, ate good food and you didn't get any box from this girl you see everyday? looks like she will be sipping latte's at a different starbucks.
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Posted: 3/27/2008 2:20:10 PM
Just stuff da pig!

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Posted: 3/27/2008 3:29:16 PM
yea, whatever happend with this!?!?
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Posted: 3/27/2008 6:38:29 PM
I just found this thread. I'm a happier man today.
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Posted: 3/28/2008 10:36:34 AM
I'll take the odds on this being real. Let's check the tape:
 
Story is set in Akron-who would make THIS up?
 
There are people that get their Starbucks everyday at the same time. But if you can be that punctual, do you really need coffee?
 
Gets drunk on St. Patty's-would this be a first for you?
 
Spits out the window-again, would YOU toss that in?
 
Story does not end with a happy ending-did you see that coming?
 
Sofa, grill the brother about Sis' drinking-sounds like a background check will be necessary..........and keep us posted. I'm sure you'll see her at the Starbucks again, so this soap opera ain't over, boys
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Posted: 3/28/2008 8:37:59 PM
this just made me laugh a lot...go run a drink tab on her bill now
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Posted: 7/26/2008 1:27:04 PM
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Posted: 7/26/2008 4:58:12 PM
wow, that was the funniest thread i have ever read, way funnier than any of nosehair/fartsniffs bs threads. 
 
brav-friggin-o
 
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Posted: 7/26/2008 5:40:16 PM
What is this drunk loogie spittin pigs number........I'll darn her!
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Posted: 7/26/2008 7:51:59 PM
That was pretty darn good....
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Posted: 7/27/2008 4:15:30 PM
I guess this is why they have eHarmony
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Posted: 8/6/2008 5:32:13 AM
ask me anything.  Im a Pick up artist
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Posted: 8/6/2008 5:37:31 AM
shoulda asked her to go half on the tab when she kept ordering the drinks.  I'm all for paying on the first date since it was me that asked her out but if she's acting a fool then man up and ask that skank to throw down her half.  That ain't cool.
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Posted: 9/22/2009 11:25:00 AM
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Posted: 12/15/2009 4:52:31 PM
You guys are silly.
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Posted: 12/21/2009 5:14:04 PM
Personally, I think that the whole thing is messed up from the coffee-buying incident. If there is one rule that you should play by, it is Never Buy A Girl A Drink. The only time a girl deserves to have something purchased for her is after she has already slept with you - once the relationship is already established. Prior to that, buying her something does not help and will definitely not gain any respect. T-King, I wish you the best but I have to say it - You could have opened her without buying her something and in doing so, you would have kept the playing field level. BOL on your next endeavor.
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Posted: 1/4/2010 8:41:39 AM
so you guys get married or what?
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Posted: 1/11/2010 12:26:01 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lennon65:




LMAO


That made my day
Thank you.

Funniest goddamn thing I've read/heard in a long time. I'm gonna be laughing inside for awhile because of that one

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Posted: 1/11/2010 12:44:48 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the friggin head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.

That would be the line I was talking about above. Also the chloroform comment was gold too. 3rd & Long definately has my vote

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Posted: 5/3/2010 11:04:57 PM
Simple questions beg for simple answers. Pull up a seat next to her. Be yourself- no cute lines!  Tell her that you've been seeing her here often, and just had to take a chance to get to meet her. I know nobody has introduce us, but my name is-----------  . Then just start flirting with her. Talk about just about anything with her. Stuff like "did you try their(Starbucks) latest mocha blend. When you talk, ask her a lot of questions about her and anything that comes to mind. You want to give her the impression that you would like to get to know her. And you do that by engaging her in a conversation. Ask her a lot of questions, smile a lot, make a lot of eye contact. Tell her humourous things- especially if they're not too funny. Order her another coffee and a danish. If she starts laughing at your awful jokes, smiling back at you and making good eye contact, touching your arm playfully, leaning into you, or shifting her crossed legs- You've obviously got her interest. Tell her straight out, that you've enjoyed your talking with her, and won't mind seeing her again,if she felt the same.  See how simple it is?  This crap nearly took me 20 years to learn!
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Posted: 9/4/2011 8:58:20 PM
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Simple questions beg for simple answers. Pull up a seat next to her. Be yourself- no cute lines!  Tell her that you've been seeing her here often, and just had to take a chance to get to meet her. I know nobody has introduce us, but my name is-----------  . Then just start flirting with her. Talk about just about anything with her. Stuff like "did you try their(Starbucks) latest mocha blend. When you talk, ask her a lot of questions about her and anything that comes to mind. You want to give her the impression that you would like to get to know her. And you do that by engaging her in a conversation. Ask her a lot of questions, smile a lot, make a lot of eye contact. Tell her humourous things- especially if they're not too funny. Order her another coffee and a danish. If she starts laughing at your awful jokes, smiling back at you and making good eye contact, touching your arm playfully, leaning into you, or shifting her crossed legs- You've obviously got her interest. Tell her straight out, that you've enjoyed your talking with her, and won't mind seeing her again,if she felt the same.  See how simple it is?  This crap nearly took me 20 years to learn!

 

 

 

Little late on advice buddy.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 2/2/2012 1:56:29 AM
epic thread.

I can read people like a book and it sounds 100% to me like dude was telling the truth

classic, she fkin hocked a wad on a parked car. garbage cracked me up
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