How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?

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Posted: 3/19/2007 10:30:41 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

She has a penis?
 
 
3 years ago yeah, but not now.
 
 
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Posted: 3/19/2007 11:09:38 AM
She has a stinky box.
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quote#128
Posted: 3/19/2007 12:40:54 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

What a disaster Saturday was, I will NEVER speak to this girl again.
 
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you need to expand on that a bit
 
what happened
 
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Posted: 3/19/2007 1:00:14 PM
My guess is he's having writers block....need another day or two to come up woth a snappy ending....happens to a lot of fiction writers.....
 
maybe ran off with her brother to San Fran to make it legal ?  
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Posted: 3/19/2007 1:33:13 PM
Okay lets see who can come up with the best guess as to what happened. My guess is she found out he had her boyfriend's car towed.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:02:32 PM

I’ve had a crazy morning, so I didn’t get a chance to give you guys much of an update.

 

So I picked her up on Saturday from her place. Nice condo, so I’m thinking yep….she’s got some serious coin.

 

We hit the restaurant, and everything goes downhill from there.

 

We order some apps and a drink prior to ordering. Having a good time, I must say we got along great. Talked about bullshit, ya know…connected a few people we both know, talked about where she grew up, yada yada yada.

 

Not ten minutes goes by before she’s on her second drink, I’m thinking at this point that she is either extremely thirsty or a fuckin’ lush. But didn’t I darn up and forget that it was St. Patricks day. Like who celebrates that? WTF.

 

So bish gets HAMMMMMMERED during dinner. Like drink after drink, and let me tell ya she wasn’t drinking the cheap garbage. My liquor bill was easily over a hundred bucks by the time we were half done dinner. I hinted around her slowing down a few times, but she was quick ordering them from the waiter….see was good, another reason I started to think she was a drunk.

 

Dinner was awesome, the food was amazing. But sexy-lazy-drunk eyes across the table turned into a completely different person. I couldn’t believe it boys, who does that on a first date?

 

It got to the point where I wanted to say, “You’re paying for all those drinks”. In hind sight I should have, but didn’t and took the high road and paid the bill.

 

We rolled out…she drove. LOL, just friggin with ya. I don’t think she could have seen the steering wheel by the time we left the restaurant.

 

So we are in the car like maybe two minutes and are stopped at a light. She rolls the window down and I’m thinking, “She’s going to eat knuckles if she pukes in my ride”. Did she puke, no….HUGE luggie out the window onto a parked car. I garbage YOU NOT! Bish spit on a car.

 

Rolled the window up like nothing happen…my jaw was on the floor at this point.

 

I hammer it to her condo, she gets out and slams the door. A thanks, nope….maybe a kiss, oh no. What about a ‘I’ll call you later’, hell no.

 

To sum up my evening, speechless.

 

Cliffs: Operation Starbucks Chick is over, she’s a drunk person.

T-King

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quote#132
Posted: 3/19/2007 3:08:00 PM
You buddy, have just confirmed your doucherism
 
You are such a goon, you decide to make yourself a goon in your own bullshit story
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:15:32 PM
Revised Cliffnotes:
 
Dinner =
 
Sofa =
 
Her Brother and Sofa =
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:15:32 PM
My liquor bill was easily over a hundred bucks by the time we were half done dinner.

WTF was she drinking Louie XIII?
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quote#135
Posted: 3/19/2007 3:19:40 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

Park in her driveway
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:31:48 PM
Ya know,  I kinda believe him.  
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:41:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MyDogLogan:

Ya know,  I kinda believe him.  
 
I hear you.....I definitely believe he got punched in the face
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:52:11 PM
I wouldv've at least hit it one time...on the first date of course.  she owes u that for running up the tab.
 
sucka
 
 
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Posted: 3/19/2007 3:57:31 PM
smells of bullshit
 
 
...but if true, you got played playa.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 4:00:45 PM
Playa got worked by a booze pig.
 
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Posted: 3/19/2007 4:13:53 PM
You're either 12 years old or a liar. Were the drinks at dinner $20.00 a pop? How many could she possibly have half way thru dinner? And if she was so hot to give you INSTANT WOOD why the darn didn't you bang her when you banged that J-LO skank? These ??"s need to be answered if you're to be believed.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 4:18:28 PM
She doesnt sound like much of a drunk person if you didnt even bang her.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 4:39:22 PM
If you go out on St. Patricks day you can only get drunk. No opitions at all.  She saw that and got drunk on your bill. Had you drop her off and she then went out with her friends.
 
Sucker
 
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Posted: 3/19/2007 5:04:29 PM
Before i met my current g/f a few years ago, if there was a good looking girl i saw and i liked the look of i`d just simply go up to her and say "can i ask you a question are you single, cos i know this sounds strange but i saw you and i thought you were beautiful and here`s my number "
Youi`d be amazed how many numbers i got. I think women appreciated the fact that i had the balls to do it. My buddies thought i was crazy
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Posted: 3/19/2007 5:31:32 PM

She gave me her card and I busted out 3 rings of the bell on my 10-speed bike, so I’ve got the hook up boys! HOLLLLAAAAAA

 

I fixed it for you.

 

 

$100 bar tab half way through dinner

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quote#146
Posted: 3/19/2007 5:48:24 PM
Yea, like a Sean John wearing idiot like yourself could hook up with a well-to-do girl like her. Stop living in your fantasy, I mean your mom's basement.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 5:54:27 PM
So funny how people on this site rip some guy for having a having a bad date but don't blink at some college d-bag for saying he dropped 10 g's on the first round of an NIT game....at that is not to say I believe any of this...just thought there was some irony there......carry on
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Posted: 3/19/2007 6:18:45 PM
take/read this thread for what its worth, but do enjoy the 1 liners in here.
 
She gave me her card and I busted out 3 rings of the bell on my 10-speed bike, so I’ve got the hook up boys! HOLLLLAAAAAA
 
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quote#149
Posted: 3/19/2007 6:29:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

I’ve had a crazy morning, so I didn’t get a chance to give you guys much of an update.

 

So I picked her up on Saturday from her place. Nice condo, so I’m thinking yep….she’s got some serious coin. yeah people with money own condo's , not houses

 

We hit the restaurant, and everything goes downhill from there. for her, or you?

 

We order some apps and a drink prior to ordering. Having a good time, I must say we got along great. Talked about bullshit, ya know…connected a few people we both know, talked about where she grew up, yada yada yada.

 

Not ten minutes goes by before she’s on her second drink, I’m thinking at this point that she is either extremely thirsty or a fuckin’ lush. But didn’t I darn up and forget that it was St. Patricks day. Like who celebrates that? WTF.   is this a consistant thing....your dates needing to get liquored up?

 

So bish gets HAMMMMMMERED during dinner. Like drink after drink, and let me tell ya she wasn’t drinking the cheap garbage. My liquor bill was easily over a hundred bucks by the time we were half done dinner. I hinted around her slowing down a few times, but she was quick ordering them from the waiter….see was good, another reason I started to think she was a drunk. a good bottle of wine costs over a hundred bucks,Yes, she was drinking the cheap garbage

 

Dinner was awesome, the food was amazing. But sexy-lazy-drunk eyes across the table turned into a completely different person. I couldn’t believe it boys, who does that on a first date?

 

It got to the point where I wanted to say, “You’re paying for all those drinks”. In hind sight I should have, but didn’t and took the high road and paid the bill. What a man

 

We rolled out…she drove. LOL, just friggin with ya. I don’t think she could have seen the steering wheel by the time we left the restaurant. If you picked her up, of course you drove her home

 

So we are in the car like maybe two minutes and are stopped at a light. She rolls the window down and I’m thinking, “She’s going to eat knuckles if she pukes in my ride”. Did she puke, no….HUGE luggie out the window onto a parked car. I garbage YOU NOT! Bish spit on a car. A woman who spits, not good news

 

Rolled the window up like nothing happen…my jaw was on the floor at this point.

 

I hammer it to her condo, she gets out and slams the door. A thanks, nope….maybe a kiss, oh no. What about a ‘I’ll call you later’, hell no.  I think this tells you she was devistated to be with you, and got hammered to lessen the pain

 

To sum up my evening, speechless.

 

Cliffs: Operation Starbucks Chick is over, she’s a drunk person.  No, person darn the guys who pick them up

T-King

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Posted: 3/19/2007 6:55:56 PM
If the King is to be believed  then my 3rd and final  date a few weeks ago (with a new gal) wasn't so bad  and I made her pay half ..
 
Plenty more for ya King ,  however, I might ax the Akron Chicks ...
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