How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?

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Posted: 3/14/2007 12:46:46 PM
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Posted: 3/14/2007 2:23:42 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Topic: How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?
I'm guessing in your case it would be from behind with a rag soaked in chloroform
Stalker  
 
 
 
I'm thinking the package with the plain brown wrapper just arrived at the trailer park.   On the menu for Saturday night - guy with cheez whiz, a nice mug of Thunderbird and some Rohypnol for the young lady.
 
 
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Posted: 3/14/2007 3:24:30 PM
you better lay it down son.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 3:43:06 PM
stalker
 
This photo has been faxed to Ken Stewart’s Grille, a great spot in Akron. Told them he'll have the steak raw, and he needs to put something in the lady's drink. Dessert's on me big guy.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 4:06:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by losuds63:

Is this her
 
http://www.ls1nside.ho8.com/Myspace/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg
 
 
 
odds what that woman has:
 
boy +200
 
girl +200
 
toucan - 1000
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Posted: 3/14/2007 9:32:02 PM
So we are to believe that a financial analyst at a top bank and is smoking hot, has no prior plans or date on a Saturday? Something doesn't check out. Unless she is a head case.
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Posted: 3/14/2007 11:53:59 PM
Gfinger -don't discount "she is a head case " ..
There are PLENTY ...
 
I think Sofa should change his name to King James in honor of Akron's most favorite homeboy ..
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Posted: 3/15/2007 1:18:12 AM
I order and she touches me on the shoulder…instant wood.
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Posted: 3/15/2007 2:13:47 PM
Pull out your cock and shake it at her!! 
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Posted: 3/15/2007 7:19:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

stalker
 
This photo has been faxed to Ken Stewart’s Grille, a great spot in Akron. Told them he'll have the steak raw, and he needs to put something in the lady's drink. Dessert's on me big guy.
 
classic. just like the other bullshit threads, this is shaping up to be just another novel of crap from sofuckingstupid.
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Posted: 3/15/2007 11:31:01 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by EBaylor:

There are attractive people in a shithole like Akron?
 
 
 
No, there are not.
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Posted: 3/16/2007 5:11:38 PM
This thread was hilarious.
 
From the "park in her driveway" comment to all the hilarity that is making fun of the easiest target on Covers
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Posted: 3/16/2007 5:20:03 PM
my coworker has a good line. he approaches girls and just says flat out, "i saw you (doing whatever she's doing, like 'sitting at hte bar, drinking starbucks, cutting up the body') and i really want to meet you".
 
make sure you don't creep her out and say it honestly like a nice guy would and you're in most of the time.
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Posted: 3/17/2007 5:24:41 PM
WTF is a Toucan? Lets see here, you can have a boy, girl or toucan. If toucan involves a strap on I'm having none of that.
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Posted: 3/18/2007 4:41:46 AM
Toucan Sam  --  the Froot Loops bird  
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Posted: 3/18/2007 5:23:22 PM
"da bucks"
 
if she hears you say that and still talks to you, then you 2 are perfect for each other(oh and that would mean you are both douches)
 
ps..... anyone that goes to covers for girl advice might as well die the virgin that they are.
 
not hating, just keeping it real.
 
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Posted: 3/18/2007 5:44:28 PM
So last night I roll by  Ken Stewart’s Grille and here's  what I  see of Sofa
PIC
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Posted: 3/18/2007 7:03:59 PM
Order your coffee next to her in line.Take one of there small plastic straws,place it in your mouth and as your both waiting for your coffee proceed to tying the red straw in a knot without using your hands.
                              This will take some practice.
If you achieve this feat smoothly and in a relatively short amount of time she will most likely be eating out of your hand and paying for your coffee. Good Luck
 
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Posted: 3/18/2007 9:01:51 PM
If this fails please use this maneuver for .... How to pick up drunken women in bars.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 9:05:39 AM
What a disaster Saturday was, I will NEVER speak to this girl again.
 
T-King
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Posted: 3/19/2007 9:24:20 AM
I am truly sorry to hear that. Please start another thread.
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Posted: 3/19/2007 9:39:29 AM
This is like a bad movie but I have to see how it ends...unless it involves boiling her bunny....then I can do without
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Posted: 3/19/2007 10:02:30 AM
What happened?
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Posted: 3/19/2007 10:20:16 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

What a disaster Saturday was, I will NEVER speak to this girl again.
 
T-King
You can't just end it like that, what happened?
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Posted: 3/19/2007 10:27:36 AM
She has a penis?
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