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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:36:22 PM
During recess ask her to the prom.
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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:38:14 PM
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Odds on this outcome 
 
Black Eye -130
Double mocha non-fat latte thrown in face -105
The King gets laid +750
Date with the brother +150
 
Place your bets.
 
 
 
 
Good stuff Sofa...excellent icebreaker. I wouldnt have gone any further than what you did. Keep her thinking...esp over the weekend. Eventually after some more small talk and this and that...find out if she is taken or see if she mentions it. Then go for the fool..i mean the KILL
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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:58:16 PM
I want to know where the darn the King lives.  How did he post this at 3:50 AM today & already have coffee???
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Posted: 3/9/2007 1:27:56 PM
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I want to know where the darn the King lives.  How did he post this at 3:50 AM today & already have coffee???
 
 I live in Akron dood, that post was made at like 8:00 am.
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 1:36:57 PM
Does she look like J-Lo?
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Posted: 3/9/2007 2:10:02 PM
Which girl is it the one on the left or the right?
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Posted: 3/9/2007 3:01:57 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Which girl is it the one on the left or the right?
PIC
 
Awesome!
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Posted: 3/9/2007 3:14:52 PM
I'll take 2 units on the black eye @ -130
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Posted: 3/9/2007 3:56:08 PM
Topic: How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?
 
I'm guessing in your case it would be from behind with a rag soaked in chloroform
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 4:13:40 PM
Another tall tale
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Posted: 3/9/2007 6:28:38 PM
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Posted: 3/9/2007 6:38:21 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Which girl is it the one on the left or the right?
PIC
 
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 6:39:24 PM
funniest garbage this month...
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 6:43:30 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Which girl is it the one on the left or the right?
PIC
 
 
 
Bake her a pie. 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 8:03:37 PM
Do you still have a black eye?
 
Did you use the money from sueing the guy who kicked your behind to buy the coffee?
 
My guess is you have no game and therefore no chance in hell but good luck.....
 
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I hope she gives your behind two black eyes
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Posted: 3/10/2007 12:28:13 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Topic: How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?
 
I'm guessing in your case it would be from behind with a rag soaked in chloroform
 
Stalker  
 
I swear to christ I am literally laughing out loud here... god that was so friggin funny
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Posted: 3/10/2007 12:29:32 AM
um.. why does tux have random pictures of 12 year old girls?
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Posted: 3/10/2007 8:51:10 AM
Devil, this guy named Al Gore just invented something called google.
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Posted: 3/10/2007 9:05:04 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tuxman:

Devil, this guy named Al Gore just invented something called google.
I thought he invented global warming.
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Posted: 3/10/2007 4:16:18 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

I thought he invented global warming.
 
I thought he invented the internet
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Posted: 3/10/2007 4:46:53 PM
Dude, if she sees you at Starbuck's everyday, she knows that you are happy.   
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Posted: 3/10/2007 7:34:36 PM
Hey sofa how much for this?
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Posted: 3/12/2007 8:29:06 AM
Nothing to update guys, she wasn't around today. I hit 'da bucks' at the same time as I alwasy do...she wasn't in there
 
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Posted: 3/12/2007 8:35:10 AM
Come on sofa I need an update.
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Posted: 3/12/2007 10:41:49 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

Nothing to update guys, she wasn't around today. I hit 'da bucks' at the same time as I alwasy do...she wasn't in there
 
T-King



I think "operartion: Restraining Order" is in full effect!
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