How do you approach a girl you have absolutely no acquaintances with?

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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:10:04 AM
Show her the picture of your empty X-Box boxes your posted here. She will probably orgasm on the spot
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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:44:28 AM
Just go up and talk to her.... If you get rejected would it really matter? ....Move on
 
And if you don't get shot down  maybe you will be taking some pictures of her later with that cell phone.
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 1:01:01 AM
Just tell her you got girl-slapped by your neighbor and how everyone made fun of you on Covers for it. Don't forget the pic of the black eye. She'll be riding the schlong in no time after that 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 1:14:32 AM
Park in her driveway
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Posted: 3/9/2007 2:09:13 AM
just be honest
" Hi my name is ..... but thats not important.  I am a fucken loser and i was thinking of a way to start a convo with you..(she will be confused for a sec due to what u said . U at this moment reach into your JanSport backpack and give her a copy of this thread)

While shes reading it make sure u will throw in "your teeth are so white and shiny,do u use Colgate?"


ill think of more tips for u tomorrow, going to bed now its late.


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Posted: 3/9/2007 3:56:46 AM
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Park in her driveway
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Posted: 3/9/2007 5:06:29 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the friggin head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.




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Posted: 3/9/2007 5:41:12 AM
You could have her car towed!
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Posted: 3/9/2007 7:19:58 AM
Be sure to introduce your with the name SoafaKingRaw  and see how she responds
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Posted: 3/9/2007 7:21:01 AM
That's be sure to introduce yourself withthe name SofaKIngRaw and see how she responds
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Posted: 3/9/2007 7:51:15 AM
Wow
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is the greatest day of my life!
 
So I'm in the lineup at Starbucks again this morning, doesn't she pull up behind the guy behind me.
 
I'm thinking...darn, she's too far away. Like a gift from god, the cocksucker behind me gets on the phone and lets her pass cuz he's dealing with what sounds like some baby momma drama. I say something like, "lucky you". Could have said something else, at this point I'm just focusing on breathing.
 
So she's like, "I see you here every day" and she asks me where I work. I tell her, and turns out her brother is a intern with us. By this time I'm nearly to the counter, so I ask her what's shes getting and she orders, I follow with my order and pay for both.
 
We have some small talk about the weather as we load the cream/sugar in the coffee, I'm creaming in my pants at this point in time. The mixture of her, and the site of cream is just too intoxicating for me.
 
She thanks me for the coffee, and says that she'll see me Monday. I didn't have the balls to go much farther, but it's a start. I broke the ice and that is all that matters to me.
 
I'm off to talk to her brother now, lol.....gotta get some info on her status.
 
"Operation - Starbucks Chick" is now underway.
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 7:52:50 AM
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Posted: 3/9/2007 9:30:04 AM
Stalking......
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Posted: 3/9/2007 9:35:47 AM
 
Go get her Sofa
 
 "Lucky You"
 
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 10:28:40 AM
Operation Starbucks Chick 

Even better that she broke the ice with the first comment.  She likes you already.  Either that she's just really nice.  You gotta hope she's not nice.  If she's a complete girl, then you're in.  I mean, if she was a complete girl she wouldn't talk to you unless she's interested.

Complete girl Starbucks chick 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 10:35:25 AM
anotherstory that will end in him banging her next week.

be more creative
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Posted: 3/9/2007 10:49:09 AM
I can just see this conversation now -
 
"Hey dude, I've been stalking your sister at Starbucks for about a month or so. Can you give me the inside scoop? Is she into anal? Did you ever see her naked? Man, I'm glad she talked to me today, do you have any pictures of her with you? I want to post them on this website full of degenerate gamblers that I've been talking about her on. Oh yeah, do you have $5 I could borrow? I spent my lunch money buying her coffee, and I need to get my chalupa on"
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 10:58:17 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

 
I'll see if I can grab a picture of her tomorrow with the cell for you guy.
 
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She catches you doing that...you can forget about even talking to her.  
Like Hutch said, just go up and say something to her.  If you guys have made eye contact atleast more than once then its DEFINITE she's seen you too before.   Play off that stuff man.  Just say something whitty or funny, "You know...you might wanna wear that jacket less often.  I always see you with it on"  or walk up n say, "excuse me but stop following me" then see where it takes you.
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Posted: 3/9/2007 11:07:47 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

I can just see this conversation now -
 
"Hey dude, I've been stalking your sister at Starbucks for about a month or so. Can you give me the inside scoop? Is she into anal? Did you ever see her naked? Man, I'm glad she talked to me today, do you have any pictures of her with you? I want to post them on this website full of degenerate gamblers that I've been talking about her on. Oh yeah, do you have $5 I could borrow? I spent my lunch money buying her coffee, and I need to get my chalupa on"
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 11:14:53 AM
Yawn, another whopper  
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Posted: 3/9/2007 11:42:42 AM
Odds on this outcome 
 
Black Eye -130
Double mocha non-fat latte thrown in face -105
The King gets laid +750
Date with the brother +150
 
Place your bets.
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 11:51:09 AM
i'll lay a dime on date with the brother
 
brother probably noticed him in the office, and used the sister to make small talk
 
reverse stalking
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Posted: 3/9/2007 11:59:56 AM
Updated odds -
Restraining order issued - EVEN
 
I was thinking a three team parlay of the latte in the face, the black eye and the restraining order- sister heaves the coffee & then the brother delivers with the black eye, judge issues restraining order.
 
Risking $100 to win $1250  
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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:05:37 PM
Here we go again
 
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Posted: 3/9/2007 12:18:55 PM
2 dimes on him striking out
 
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