My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

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Posted: 11/22/2006 7:25:50 PM
Damn, now I finally know who stole my car
 
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Posted: 11/22/2006 9:23:39 PM
This is completely made up.
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Posted: 11/22/2006 9:39:40 PM
I hope this thread will be renewed for next season.  Definetly a classic!!! 
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Posted: 11/22/2006 9:40:10 PM
You have got to be kidding with vanilla ice in a bondo VW......
 
I don't blame you, I would not want him with anyone in my family either, but at least he has a job. 
 
Listen to this.  My sister in-law has a real winner for a boyfriend who does not work and loves to smoke dope and drink beer all day.  She has 3 kids, one of which is his.  She has to keep all of them up.  He has traded everything from vehicles, which his father has given him, weapons, yard tools, bicycles,etc for pot and pills.  He will do almost anything to keep from working.  He sits on the porch and drinks beer of most of the time while she mows the yard.  He has pictures in the den of him with his pot plant, which is about 5' tall, and does not take them down, even when his and her parents come over for birthday parties, etc.  I guess he is trying to show he can do something when motivated.  I told my wife at least he could hide them when the elders and children come around.  A couple a years ago he volunteered to mow the yard for her.  He was smoked/pilled up, gets his foot caught under the mower and cuts his big toe off.  He wants her to turn it into her homeowners insurance, which she does.  They pay for his medical bills, and that is all.  Come to find out, one of his buddies had convinced him that if he was to be injured while on her mower, the insurance company would compensate him for pain and suffering to the tune of $ 10,000 or more.  So, he gets pissed at her because they will not give him any money. 
 
I have asked her why she keeps him around.  He won't work, is not entertaining, brings nothing to the table, etc.  I assumed she kept him for "stud" service.  I told my wife that, and she says nope, that is not it.  The sister told her he had a little weiner, and did not like to use it very often either.  So why the heck she keeps him is beyond me.
 
Women are not always rationale, especially my sister-in-law.  Good luck with vanilla ice and your mom.
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quote#155
Posted: 11/22/2006 10:01:25 PM
 
 
Wow,  Ma Hair looks like she'd be a freak in the sack!  
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quote#156
Posted: 11/23/2006 12:37:51 AM
I rated that car as a 10 , 1 vote and that is mine.
 
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Posted: 11/30/2006 9:51:58 AM
Maybe you guys can go Clubbin and listen to that wicked beat by Nick Lachey
 
 
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Posted: 11/30/2006 11:54:05 AM
A couple a years ago he volunteered to mow the yard for her.  He was smoked/pilled up, gets his foot caught under the mower and cuts his big toe off. 
 
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Posted: 11/30/2006 12:10:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

nothing to update accept that they are still together.
 
If there is anything funny to take from all of this is the fact that this asspick owns a friggin lemon for a vehicle.  Seeing him and moms driving down down the street in that piece of crap is about the only thing that brings me joy.
 
Check out his friggin car
 
No friggin way he drives that - I dont care if he has a 10 incher, mom isnt getting in that pos..............Give us a pic of mom and him in the car, then maybe we'll bite.  Something tells me that this whole story is a fraud.
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Posted: 11/30/2006 7:07:33 PM
I just hope this guy ain't darnin' your poor momma in the arse
 
And by the way, we need more pics of your mom, preferrably her chest and rump areas...purely for reseach of course
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Posted: 11/30/2006 9:48:29 PM
I wondered where this thread went
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Posted: 12/1/2006 2:08:27 PM
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Posted: 12/1/2006 4:04:07 PM
I've hit some old garbage when I was in my twentys ... rich widows and such ... your Mom brings back memories ... Hey, I just got wood ... back to Mom's pic for a minute now. ....
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Posted: 12/2/2006 10:01:48 AM
Moms is talking about buying Stu a new car for Christmas.  Well, not a "new" car, but a new used car.  She's never bought me a friggin car and now she's asking me for ideas on where to go for good used car deals and what kind of car she should buy him.  
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Posted: 12/2/2006 10:28:02 AM
From the looks of the guy, he is probably putting his junk in your mom's trunk.
 
GL with all this.
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Posted: 12/2/2006 10:50:37 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Moms is talking about buying Stu a new car for Christmas.  Well, not a "new" car, but a new used car.  She's never bought me a friggin car and now she's asking me for ideas on where to go for good used car deals and what kind of car she should buy him.  
 
Well, then tell her that you felt him out on the car thing, and he REALLY wants a '72 Ford Pinto station wagon.  He always loved that model.  And no worries about the condition/mileage as he wants to fix it up.
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Posted: 12/2/2006 11:52:02 AM
this thread turned fake in a hurry.  It was going so well until you showed the pic of the car.
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Posted: 12/2/2006 12:37:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

this thread turned fake in a hurry.  It was going so well until you showed the pic of the car.
 
Dude...If this wasnt a strange situation, I never would have posted this topic in the first place. The whole thing seems odd, but it does happen. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arent the only folks into this kind of thing.  Fact is, i'm in this situation, and I knew the crew here at Covers would appreciate it and give some advice.  I wanted to talk about it sooner.
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Posted: 12/22/2006 9:28:10 PM
Just wanted to give you guys an update.
 
Mom forced me to help her hunt down a used car she could buy her boy toy for Christmas.  We've been patrolling used car lots for the last couple of weeks.  I couldnt let her do it by herself.
 
This is what she's going with
 
She got a good deal -- he's gonna want to marry her when he sets his eyes on this Christmas day. He's into cars and I got a feeling he's gonna think this car is the garbage. 
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:07:58 PM
You're right he will love this. A pimped up Accord will suit his K-Fed behind perfectly.
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:31:45 PM
Dude the guy thinks mom has money and a house and he is in it just for the ride.In fact he is getting the ride for xmas. Hire the show "Cheaters"I guarantee he is friggin around on her. 
 
I would find some crack person or pay a person or hooker to hook up with him get some pictures and video send it to mom and they will be history 
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:36:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by zappanut:

Dude the guy thinks mom has money and a house and he is in it just for the ride.In fact he is getting the ride for xmas. Hire the show "Cheaters"I guarantee he is friggin around on her. 
 
I would find some crack person or pay a person or hooker to hook up with him get some pictures and video send it to mom and they will be history 
 
Wait till after she has paid for the car though, then you can keep that
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:40:30 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Maniac:

 
Wait till after she has paid for the car though, then you can keep that
 
That's what I like- lateral thinking.
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Posted: 12/22/2006 11:48:36 PM
she's buying him things like cars ..
 
I bet nosehair is pissed..
 
then again, the K-Fed wanna be must be giving the mom good cock
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Posted: 12/23/2006 1:46:24 AM
I almost had sort of the same situation.  My mom was interested in dating this guy that was 36 (although I heard the guy was normal and had a good job)  he was just 5 years older than me and I told her if she did it I would never come home again.  You need to lay your foot down and tell her to choose her son or her new wanna be gangsta boyfriend. 
 
Also, if I were you I would tell your dad, you both can hunt him down and give him a good work over.  Black pipe to the knees usually works pretty well. 
 
It just pisses me off to even think about your situation.
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