My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

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Posted: 11/14/2006 2:08:51 PM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/
 
Put up a sketchy personal from this guy, show the personal to your mom. Problem solved.
 
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quote#127
Posted: 11/14/2006 3:06:09 PM
Yep and lets hope she does the same to your next girlfriend.
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quote#128
Posted: 11/14/2006 10:31:08 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Maniac:

 
Dont forget:
 
Need Help Me
Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future
 
 
and don't forget:
 
Ever garbage your pants?
Ugliest/Heaviest chick you've ever boned?
 
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quote#129
Posted: 11/14/2006 11:17:19 PM
Go find one of your mom's friends and start sleeping with her and see how your mom reacts to the situation. Maybe she will see how strange it is for a 25yr old to be with a lady in late 40's. If that don't work go talk to his parents see how they feel about the situation. I would be pissed if it was my mom and would kick the dudes behind. I was sleeping with a lady in her 40's when I was in my 20's but her kids where young and had no problem with it. They were just glad their mom was happy.
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quote#130
Posted: 11/15/2006 2:32:55 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BigDave92691:

Go find one of your mom's friends and start sleeping with her and see how your mom reacts to the situation. Maybe she will see how strange it is for a 25yr old to be with a lady in late 40's. If that don't work go talk to his parents see how they feel about the situation. I would be pissed if it was my mom and would kick the dudes behind. I was sleeping with a lady in her 40's when I was in my 20's but her kids where young and had no problem with it. They were just glad their mom was happy.
 
BigDave - I think this is different though.  For one, he isn't friends with this guy.  If one of my friends rolled in the sack with my mom, I'd kick his behind so bad he'd be talking out of his anus for the rest of his life.
 
Sleeping with one of his mom's friends would only make things worse, as he would be doing it to intentionally hurt his Mom.  His Mom is having a fling with this guy because it makes her happy, not because it pisses off her son...big difference if you ask me.
 
NoseHair...my advice to you is to sack the darn up and deal with it.  Your Mom isn't running your life, and you sure as darn shouldn't be trying to run hers.  If anything, you should support her, rather than make things worse.  After all...she's the reason you exist and more than likely had a solid upbringing.
 
Just my $0.02.
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quote#131
Posted: 11/15/2006 4:24:53 PM
Moms
 
I wouldnt care if the dude was 52, no deli guy would be bangin my moms.  Time for some  and  
 
and less  and
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Posted: 11/15/2006 6:53:20 PM
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Posted: 11/16/2006 1:16:43 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the fool.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
 
So you are saying you have some more pics of mom you can post?
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Posted: 11/16/2006 1:17:50 AM
That dude kinda looks like me!!!!!!
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quote#135
Posted: 11/16/2006 2:09:37 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NickFazekas:

That dude kinda looks like me!!!!!!


Holy garbage it does!
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Posted: 11/16/2006 4:56:55 AM
hahahahaha
 
this is too funny....this is like the younger version of the milfhunter hahahaha
 
i guess after serving the spam you gotta hit  it hahahha
 
btw whats your moms number...i do a lot of travelling hahaha
 
maybe we will see her here one day ....www.milfhunter.com
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Posted: 11/16/2006 9:51:24 PM
he is hitting mom with his big salami
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quote#138
Posted: 11/17/2006 1:49:34 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the fool.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
having seen those pictures, i have to agree that's pretty fucked up. your Mom looks like a Mom, and he looks like an 18 year old Kevin Federline wanna be who seriously needs to start taking steroids.
 
don' t worry though man..no way it's gonna last.
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quote#139
Posted: 11/17/2006 1:58:05 PM
I just rated your mom a 7
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Posted: 11/17/2006 8:50:47 PM
You know what would make this one of covers classics of all time, is if that kid found this site and posted a pic of his mom doing him, now that would be friggin insane and am sure we would be reading about a murder taking place.
Man i would already be in jail for killing that punk
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Posted: 11/22/2006 12:33:38 AM
Any updates???
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Posted: 11/22/2006 10:36:32 AM
nothing to update accept that they are still together.
 
If there is anything funny to take from all of this is the fact that this asspick owns a friggin lemon for a vehicle.  Seeing him and moms driving down down the street in that piece of crap is about the only thing that brings me joy.
 
Check out his friggin car
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quote#143
Posted: 11/22/2006 10:37:55 AM
Nice, where did he get that......Cuba?
 
 
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Posted: 11/22/2006 10:47:45 AM
wow, nice car. Thats some funny garbage
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Posted: 11/22/2006 10:56:00 AM
I'm sure your mom is happy to been seen by her friends and neighbours riding around in that car.
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Posted: 11/22/2006 10:59:19 AM
The guy must be good in bed for your mom to get in that piece of garbage car. Looks like it is straight from the junkyard. Do they have to stop it with their feet like Fred and Barney in The Flintstones!!!
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quote#147
Posted: 11/22/2006 11:51:14 AM
hey!! if someone liked u!! like a 49 year old woman! that u se something good in her! and she was in love with u and u liked her because of he behind her tits!!
 
i bet ud go out with her and bang her all night!! u would not mind that!!
 
so the same story with ur mom!! she wants to get banged by someone she knowz!!
 
she wont get hurt!! she is gona get lots of fun!!
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quote#148
Posted: 11/22/2006 11:55:46 AM
How did he get his hands on the King's car? 
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Posted: 11/22/2006 2:12:17 PM
Sounds like we have an Urban Cougar on our hands 
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quote#150
Posted: 11/22/2006 3:08:31 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BigDave92691:

The guy must be good in bed for your mom to get in that piece of garbage car. Looks like it is straight from the junkyard. Do they have to stop it with their feet like Fred and Barney in The Flintstones!!!



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