My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

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HutchEmAll PM HutchEmAll
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quote#101
Posted: 11/10/2006 4:18:06 PM
her rack isn't sagging that much. 
HutchEmAll PM HutchEmAll
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quote#102
Posted: 11/10/2006 4:25:20 PM
So she's talking about things like retirement, ben happy, hysterectomies, laxatives, and bingo at the local church, the biggest worry for this guy on a daily basis is whether the customer wants their turkey breast sliced thick or thin. 
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quote#103
Posted: 11/10/2006 4:37:12 PM
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Xena PM Xena
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quote#104
Posted: 11/10/2006 5:18:04 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the fool.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
 
Ah well...cant say its coz shes attracted to the biceps...
 
Anyway I felt compelled to rate him a 1.
Merely becoz he had his pic taken while he was still in the closet.
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quote#105
Posted: 11/10/2006 7:56:10 PM
Nose, your moms has some serious tread on her face so she probably stick to doggie style
 
You got a pic of the body?
 
And you still havent told me if she would go black? If she thinks this skinny vanilla icey dude is knockin it out she needs to head down to the b-ball court and get a brotha
 
 
 
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Posted: 11/10/2006 9:31:03 PM
I got tore up one night at the bar, this 45 year old milf takes me to her place I knock the back out of it, woke up the next morning thinking she lived by herself walked in the kitchen butt as naked, her 26 year old son was sitting at the table eating pancakes, I was 23! I said nothing to him got a glass of water, went back to bed with his mom, tore it up again, and then called a cab.
 
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quote#107
Posted: 11/10/2006 9:57:22 PM
Your mom is kinda hot for 49 but that dude is a friggin nerd
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quote#108
Posted: 11/10/2006 9:59:08 PM
funny story texasmoneyThat must have been awkward.
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quote#109
Posted: 11/11/2006 12:22:12 AM
Texas
 
That is a great story
NL_Holdem34 PM NL_Holdem34
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quote#110
Posted: 11/11/2006 10:34:52 AM
definitely a Covers classic
 
Shout out to the linemen:  create a Covers Classics Forum so these never go away
 
and Nosehair, don't post pictures of your family - a new low
 
 
lennon65 PM lennon65
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quote#111
Posted: 11/11/2006 10:57:57 AM
Last night I was friggin my wife and NoseHairs mom popped into my head.
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quote#112
Posted: 11/11/2006 11:30:13 AM
welcome to friggin bizarro world.  WTF is all I can say that and WHAT THE darn.
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quote#113
Posted: 11/11/2006 11:39:29 AM
Hell, in a pinch, I would hit that
 
Turn off the lights - Wet and warm works every time
 
Sometimes you just have to drink alot first!!!!!!!!!
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quote#114
Posted: 11/11/2006 1:12:06 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lennon65:

Last night I was friggin my wife and NoseHairs mom popped into my head.
 
 
Funny, same thing happened to me when I  was friggin your wife too!
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quote#115
Posted: 11/11/2006 1:25:21 PM
That's the douche? A few questions...

1) Like Xena mentioned, why the darn is he in the closet?

2) Why is he wearing sunglasses indoors?

3) Why is he sporting the tank top if he has nothing to show but skin and bones?

This guy reminds me of that kid in the movie Road Trip.


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quote#116
Posted: 11/11/2006 1:51:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by gms69:

 
 
Funny, same thing happened to me when I  was friggin your wife too!
 
Not baiting me with that one Mr. Alias.
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quote#117
Posted: 11/11/2006 1:57:37 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
Here is my mom
 
 
 Yummy Mommy
 
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quote#118
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:11:07 PM
Not baiting me with that one Mr. Alias.
 
You wish!  Lighten up bro
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quote#119
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:52:44 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NL_Holdem34:

definitely a Covers classic
 
Shout out to the linemen:  create a Covers Classics Forum so these never go away
 
and Nosehair, don't post pictures of your family - a new low
 
 
I agree.  We need to keep these classic posts.
 
off the top of my head:
1. sup bro
2. Ever darn a fat chick (original not the remake)
3. 14 year old hit on me last night.
4. My neighbour has a pool and hasn't invited me yet
5. towing away the neighbours car
 
JudgeSmails PM JudgeSmails
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quote#120
Posted: 11/11/2006 3:15:38 PM
Mom's cute, she can do a lot better than Screech/KFed/Adrien Brody 
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quote#121
Posted: 11/11/2006 3:25:45 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by daystrom:

 
I agree.  We need to keep these classic posts.
 
off the top of my head:
1. sup bro
2. Ever darn a fat chick (original not the remake)
3. 14 year old hit on me last night.
4. My neighbour has a pool and hasn't invited me yet
5. towing away the neighbours car
 
 
Dont forget:
 
Need Help Me
Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future
 
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quote#122
Posted: 11/11/2006 6:19:50 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Maniac:

 
Dont forget:
 
Need Help Me
Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future
 
 
CORONABALL
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quote#123
Posted: 11/12/2006 5:10:11 AM
I feel 4 ya Nose hair.. but since this is a gambling site....
 
Will K-Fed knock up mommy??
 
Yes +180
No -220
 
4 your sake, I'm unloading on the chalk...
Roland PM Roland
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quote#124
Posted: 11/12/2006 11:36:32 AM
Nosehair:
 
After reading this thread and thinking about things there is really nothing you could do LEGALLY.
You have to let things run their course. I have a pretty god feeling your mom is just looking for some fun
and a little bit of happiness. I have little doubt she is in this for the SEX bigtime! Have to be honest with
you! Sorry! By looking at this dude and that body type and stuff he probably has a 10 inch cock and
is really giving it to your mom good and hard and she is enjoying the hell out of it! I'm not saying this to rub
it in but I would bet there is major good sex for your mom here! If you want to find out more and get deeper
into this issue I would talk to any of your MOMS FRIENDS and ask them what's going on and say you are concerned. If you want to be malicious tell your moms friends you heard the guy has herpes or something?!

Anyway, I do feel for you but little you can do besides the few little things I said above which probably will
not work anyway.
 
Sincerely,
Roland
 
NoseHair PM NoseHair
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quote#125
Posted: 11/14/2006 1:58:02 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Roland:

Nosehair:
 
After reading this thread and thinking about things there is really nothing you could do LEGALLY.
You have to let things run their course. I have a pretty god feeling your mom is just looking for some fun
and a little bit of happiness. I have little doubt she is in this for the SEX bigtime! Have to be honest with
you! Sorry! By looking at this dude and that body type and stuff he probably has a 10 inch cock and
is really giving it to your mom good and hard and she is enjoying the hell out of it! I'm not saying this to rub
it in but I would bet there is major good sex for your mom here! If you want to find out more and get deeper
into this issue I would talk to any of your MOMS FRIENDS and ask them what's going on and say you are concerned. If you want to be malicious tell your moms friends you heard the guy has herpes or something?!

Anyway, I do feel for you but little you can do besides the few little things I said above which probably will
not work anyway.
 
Sincerely,
Roland
 
 
Appreciate the honest feedback.  
 
I think i'm going to do a little dirt digging on this guy.  Check out his home town...talk to some people....find out what this guys deal is. I'd love to bring something back to mom that would give her second thoughts about this dirt bag.
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