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#101 Posted: 11/10/2006 4:18:06 PM her rack isn't sagging that much.  |
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#102 Posted: 11/10/2006 4:25:20 PM So she's talking about things like retirement, ben happy, hysterectomies, laxatives, and bingo at the local church, the biggest worry for this guy on a daily basis is whether the customer wants their turkey breast sliced thick or thin.  |
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#103 Posted: 11/10/2006 4:37:12 PM Hutch  |
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#104 Posted: 11/10/2006 5:18:04 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:
I only have one photo of the fool. here it is
Here is my mom
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?
Ah well...cant say its coz shes attracted to the biceps...
Anyway I felt compelled to rate him a 1.
Merely becoz he had his pic taken while he was still in the closet.  |
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#105 Posted: 11/10/2006 7:56:10 PM Nose, your moms has some serious tread on her face so she probably stick to doggie style
You got a pic of the body?
And you still havent told me if she would go black? If she thinks this skinny vanilla icey dude is knockin it out she needs to head down to the b-ball court and get a brotha
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#106 Posted: 11/10/2006 9:31:03 PM |
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#107 Posted: 11/10/2006 9:57:22 PM Your mom is kinda hot for 49 but that dude is a friggin nerd |
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#108 Posted: 11/10/2006 9:59:08 PM |
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#109 Posted: 11/11/2006 12:22:12 AM Texas
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#110 Posted: 11/11/2006 10:34:52 AM definitely a Covers classic
Shout out to the linemen: create a Covers Classics Forum so these never go away
and Nosehair, don't post pictures of your family - a new low
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#111 Posted: 11/11/2006 10:57:57 AM Last night I was friggin my wife and NoseHairs mom popped into my head. |
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#112 Posted: 11/11/2006 11:30:13 AM welcome to friggin bizarro world. WTF is all I can say that and WHAT THE darn. |
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#113 Posted: 11/11/2006 11:39:29 AM Hell, in a pinch, I would hit that
Turn off the lights - Wet and warm works every time
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#114 Posted: 11/11/2006 1:12:06 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by lennon65:
Last night I was friggin my wife and NoseHairs mom popped into my head.
Funny, same thing happened to me when I was friggin your wife too!  |
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#115 Posted: 11/11/2006 1:25:21 PM
1) Like Xena mentioned, why the darn is he in the closet?
2) Why is he wearing sunglasses indoors?
3) Why is he sporting the tank top if he has nothing to show but skin and bones?
This guy reminds me of that kid in the movie Road Trip.
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#116 Posted: 11/11/2006 1:51:24 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by gms69:
Funny, same thing happened to me when I was friggin your wife too!
Not baiting me with that one Mr. Alias. |
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#117 Posted: 11/11/2006 1:57:37 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:
Here is my mom
 Yummy Mommy
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#118 Posted: 11/11/2006 2:11:07 PM
Not baiting me with that one Mr. Alias.
You wish! Lighten up bro |
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#119 Posted: 11/11/2006 2:52:44 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by NL_Holdem34:
definitely a Covers classic
Shout out to the linemen: create a Covers Classics Forum so these never go away
and Nosehair, don't post pictures of your family - a new low
I agree. We need to keep these classic posts.
off the top of my head:
1. sup bro
2. Ever darn a fat chick (original not the remake)
3. 14 year old hit on me last night.
4. My neighbour has a pool and hasn't invited me yet
5. towing away the neighbours car
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#120 Posted: 11/11/2006 3:15:38 PM Mom's cute, she can do a lot better than Screech/KFed/Adrien Brody  |
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#121 Posted: 11/11/2006 3:25:45 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by daystrom:
I agree. We need to keep these classic posts.
off the top of my head:
1. sup bro
2. Ever darn a fat chick (original not the remake)
3. 14 year old hit on me last night.
4. My neighbour has a pool and hasn't invited me yet
5. towing away the neighbours car
Dont forget:
Need Help Me
Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future
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#122 Posted: 11/11/2006 6:19:50 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Maniac:
Dont forget:
Need Help Me
Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future
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#123 Posted: 11/12/2006 5:10:11 AM I feel 4 ya Nose hair.. but since this is a gambling site....
Will K-Fed knock up mommy??
Yes +180
No -220
4 your sake, I'm unloading on the chalk...  |
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#124 Posted: 11/12/2006 11:36:32 AM Nosehair:
After reading this thread and thinking about things there is really nothing you could do LEGALLY.
You have to let things run their course. I have a pretty god feeling your mom is just looking for some fun
and a little bit of happiness. I have little doubt she is in this for the SEX bigtime! Have to be honest with
you! Sorry! By looking at this dude and that body type and stuff he probably has a 10 inch cock and
is really giving it to your mom good and hard and she is enjoying the hell out of it! I'm not saying this to rub
it in but I would bet there is major good sex for your mom here! If you want to find out more and get deeper
into this issue I would talk to any of your MOMS FRIENDS and ask them what's going on and say you are concerned. If you want to be malicious tell your moms friends you heard the guy has herpes or something?!
Anyway, I do feel for you but little you can do besides the few little things I said above which probably will
not work anyway.
Sincerely,
Roland
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#125 Posted: 11/14/2006 1:58:02 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Roland:
Nosehair:
After reading this thread and thinking about things there is really nothing you could do LEGALLY.
You have to let things run their course. I have a pretty god feeling your mom is just looking for some fun
and a little bit of happiness. I have little doubt she is in this for the SEX bigtime! Have to be honest with
you! Sorry! By looking at this dude and that body type and stuff he probably has a 10 inch cock and
is really giving it to your mom good and hard and she is enjoying the hell out of it! I'm not saying this to rub
it in but I would bet there is major good sex for your mom here! If you want to find out more and get deeper
into this issue I would talk to any of your MOMS FRIENDS and ask them what's going on and say you are concerned. If you want to be malicious tell your moms friends you heard the guy has herpes or something?!
Anyway, I do feel for you but little you can do besides the few little things I said above which probably will
not work anyway.
Sincerely,
Roland
Appreciate the honest feedback.
I think i'm going to do a little dirt digging on this guy. Check out his home town...talk to some people....find out what this guys deal is. I'd love to bring something back to mom that would give her second thoughts about this dirt bag. |
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