My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

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Posted: 11/8/2006 10:42:27 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Fit4Life511:

 
 
Has she tried a black guy yet? 
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Posted: 11/9/2006 12:08:51 AM
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Posted: 11/9/2006 1:14:00 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by LOCKvilleOH:

You got his phone number?  We here at covers could make a few calls from payphones at around say 3ish a.m.
 
 
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Posted: 11/9/2006 10:35:17 AM
NICEEEEEEEEEE THREAD
 
 
I love the milf threads..you know what they say
 
"the older the berry the sweeter the juice"
 
 
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Posted: 11/9/2006 10:40:24 AM
Im 32 and Ive had a few over 50 who were still in good shape
 
 
That's cutting it pretty close. 
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Posted: 11/9/2006 12:06:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Not that i'm looking...but mom does have a rack on her.  But they are sagging South for crying out loud. They are like any set of tits on a 49 year old woman.   What the darn is this dude thinking?   
 
And he wants to hang out with me too -- but I keep avoiding it.  Does he expect  us to hang out and talk about hot girl?  What am I supposed to say?  "Hey dude, does my mom suck a good cock?"  "Is she clean down there?"  "How does she smell?"     darn
 
 
Wow, is this a disturbing thread...
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Posted: 11/9/2006 12:17:02 PM
Nose:
This sucks bro.  I feel for you and will hope that its a passing deal for your mom.  Tell her the dude is on drugs, hell tell her he deals drugs, and is banging other chicks and bragging about it and garbage.  Hopefully, she will get scared and give him the boot.
 
That said:
This f**king thread is now officially a CLASSIC.  Some of your shithooks are classless, but LMFAO out loud at my office desk and nearly got busted.
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Posted: 11/9/2006 12:39:58 PM
I had enough of being silent with moms so I went over to her place last night to talk to her about it.  Stu was working his night shift so it was a good opportunity for us to air out our feelings.
 
Anyways... she told me that she's in love with this guy.  She said that she will never get married again, but has fallen in love with a punk from the Deli department. 
 
I told her that I think it's disgusting and she should stick with someone in her age bracket.  She basically told me to mind my own business.    Anyways, we left things on bad terms.  I told her I will not be around the house for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner unless his bags are packed and out the door.
 
I want her to be happy.  Some little jackass who's just out to have fun poking a MILF is not what I had planned for her after dad left.
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Posted: 11/9/2006 2:23:18 PM
Nose:
How about asking her to dinner or something around the holidays?  That way you won't have additional feelings of negative garbage between the two of you due to your not seeing each other.  Just tell her he can't come and spend time together without him around and don't discuss the subject, just keep it light.  By the time the new year rolls around he'll be gone and things will be much more back to normal.
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Posted: 11/9/2006 3:20:10 PM
I still think its hilarious, specially half the comments on the thread, but anyway...
 
Nose, shes 49. She knows what shes doing.
 
If shes in love with the guy, so be it...let her be for gods sake.
She'll be fully aware of the consequences, shes basically lived twice the lifetime you have. She'll ALSO be blatantly aware that you, and everyone else around her will have their opinion on it becoz of the age difference.
 
Ya know what? So what.
Its her life, her body. Its not for you or anyone else to judge, nor is it up to anyone else to choose who shes with. Im sure she hasnt liked a few girls youve been out with too, but again, its up to the individual to live their life how they want it.
 
You may not approve, but this deli guy is making your mother happy at the moment.
Who cares about numbers, theyre not harming anyone. And shes dead right, its not yours, or anyone elses business but theirs. For all you know hes in love with her too.
 
Let her be.
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Posted: 11/9/2006 3:22:35 PM
Oh and, a big high five for the mum.
 
 
 
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Posted: 11/9/2006 3:54:59 PM
this thread would be much better with pics
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Posted: 11/9/2006 10:36:13 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Fit4Life511:

 
Has she tried a black guy yet? 
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Posted: 11/10/2006 10:07:45 AM
Dude still acts like he's 18 .. pimping himself out with chains, baggy pants, bball jerseys for darn sakes.
 
Is your mom dating fartnsniff?
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Posted: 11/10/2006 10:40:48 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DrAtomic:

Dude still acts like he's 18 .. pimping himself out with chains, baggy pants, bball jerseys for darn sakes.
 
Is your mom dating fartnsniff?
 
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Posted: 11/10/2006 12:34:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by acesonly532:

this thread would be much better with pics
 
I only have one photo of the fool.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
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Posted: 11/10/2006 1:03:14 PM
GOOOOOOD LORD!!!
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Posted: 11/10/2006 1:11:15 PM
nosehair,  are you sure the deli guy is not YOU?



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Posted: 11/10/2006 1:14:48 PM
I feel sick right now. I'm going to puke...excuse me for a sec.
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:08:21 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the fool.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
holy garbage i used to play for the junior generals!
 
i remember one time at bball camp there was a lady with a bag over her head, and the team ran train... 
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:17:28 PM
Nosehair, your mom looks like she knows how to ride a cock.
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:20:32 PM
This thread is:
 
a) disturbing but entertaining
b) wacko and bizarre
c) a Cover classic
d) a cry, no a plea for help
e) is remotely attached to fartnsniff
f) requires more photos
g) all of the above
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:31:55 PM
If the photo of your mom is the real deal, youre gonna get murdered here for posting personal pics and for sharing this story with starngers on the web.   Youve got to have a friend to talk to about this, dont post personal crap unless youre ready to take the abuse that comes with it..
 
My own 2 cents  -I would be upset if I were you as well, but you have no right in confronting your mother about it.  On the other hand, your mother should have enough respect for you to not get involved with a guy the same age as her son.
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:46:40 PM
 
After reading your original post I have concluded that you're really jealous of him and have insestous desires and thoughts about her. If that's the case here's some advice:
 
I dont know "what" the darn mom see's in this darn"

She's getting fucked! Thats "what"! and making up for lost time, she's still young..

Q: Why do you think she got divorced! could it be she wasent getting any cock!

If you were a thoughtful son you would have visited more often, I real man can see the signs of sexual frustration, you should have fucked her yourself and put a smile on her face, and maybe it would have been you dancing with her at the wedding. Now she's addicted to this guys cock and juice and there is nothing you or your dad can do about it.

Here's  my prescription: back off, let her take all the cock she can, in a year or so ,or even a few months, he will abandon her for some young box once mom has trained him to darn.
You need to understand they are both vulnerable---- him a nothing, working for minimum wage in a deli,uneducated, no future, no girl with brains would be seen dead with him, that means no box.

However, since mom is getting no cock he's the perfect victim for mom, she can train his young cock to darn her all night long, he will feel like a man among men, and she will feel like a woman again.

When its over, go to her and console her, do not berate her, tell her your proud of her for being a woman, then give her a deep kiss on the lips then slide your tongue down her throat, she'll love it, then darn her like a man. if you dont someone else will, she's human, she,s a women, she needs cock.
 
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Posted: 11/10/2006 3:57:13 PM
she is definitely getting it
 
 
 
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