My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

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Posted: 11/3/2006 6:12:53 PM
i would kick his behind for bein only 26 and mostly for bein a thugged out dipshit my moms dating right now also and if its a clean nice lookin guy than she can have her fun but if its a loser like u said i would tell her
 
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Posted: 11/3/2006 7:48:00 PM
What a guy....oh wait.....
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Posted: 11/3/2006 8:41:15 PM
 
This thread has had me crackin up all the way thru.
 
Classic situation.
I love it.
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Posted: 11/3/2006 8:47:20 PM
Nose -
 
I'm 36 and have a friends wife who wants to set me up with her 47 year old -no thanks and she is a personal trainer .
 
instead i'm going out tomorrow night with a 23 year old college grad who wants to go to law school.. we met at the gym .
 
But when I was 31 , I dated a 46 year old divorcee, who had a 26 year old son .. we met at a holiday party .. she never told him -he lived out of town/was married himself . I can't imagine how he would have felt if he knew I was slamming his mother , and yes they like it from the back door .
 
It was 5 months of fun -mostly between the sheets -that's what it's about for your mother  -hate to break it to you.
 
ok-now -go have a few  to calm yourself .
 
 
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Posted: 11/3/2006 10:26:01 PM
thought of moms sucking his cock seriously disturbs me
 
 
 
thats the fubbiest thing i read in a long while
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Posted: 11/3/2006 11:40:29 PM
when i was 26 i was with a 41 year old.  see lied and said she was 36 but hell i din't care.  and yes she took it up the poopshoot and loved it.  first 5 months we fucked like 5/6 times a day if i could get it up that many times.  she did my laundry and cooked diner everynight...then about a year later she wanted nothing to do with me.
 
it will wear off when reality sets in.  prob after some strangers make some comments about her being a tramp or cradle robber and her mindset and image change on a dime.
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:36:20 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Xena:

 
This thread has had me crackin up all the way thru.
 
Classic situation.
I love it.
 
Yeah, you chase younger guys as well. I'm sure you're out in sympathy with this woman
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:37:34 AM
oh, and nosehair - at 26 I was with a 45 yr old for a time. She had no kids thou.
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:05:57 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Not that i'm looking...but mom does have a rack on her. 
 
No Raging...this is the funniest sentence in this thread
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:09:27 AM
Milf
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:43:59 AM
my parents have been married for 39 years so i have no reference point on a subject like this (thankfully) but i think i would have to fuckin kill the kid. next holiday or whenever he is over for a meal if he is sitting at the table just sneak up behind him and bash his head in with a coffee pot or a glass or something
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:50:00 AM
If your mums a milf... here's my number ... 93456775
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:01:06 PM
LET YOUR MOM LIVE A LITTLE AND ENJOY HER SELF WHILE SHE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 50.......IT'S HARMLESS AND YOUR A BIG BOY SO YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON...NOT THAT THAT MAKES IT ANY EASIER
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:44:46 PM
I'd have to beat that guy so bad he never came around again. I know it's not right, but that's how I would handle it.
 
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:46:43 PM
Correction. I'd have a man to man talk with the kid and tell him to get lost or get fucked up real bad. If that doesn't work, then you send him to the hospital.
 
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:50:16 PM
that's some pretty funny garbage. 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:50:41 PM
this is what happens to dudes who go to clubs, dance at clubs, and tout about how good Nick Lechey is.
 
 
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 12:51:57 PM
on a more serious note this is unacceptable.  Unfortunately I think it would drastically change my relationship with my mom.  I mean garbage talk about losing serious respect.
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Posted: 11/4/2006 2:21:07 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by LVWAR:

What a guy....oh wait.....
 
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 2:33:49 PM
dude, respect ur elders... 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 2:55:22 PM
I knew this would get good
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:22:10 PM
I found the picture!
 
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:47:12 PM
chrisy,   yikes
 
that's some old battle ax
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Posted: 11/4/2006 5:07:30 PM
nosehair

what would really suck is if your new "daddy" asked you for a condom!

daddy:  yo G...you got a jimmy???

nosehair: excuse me?!?!!?
daddy: cmon G...you moms is mad wet right now, bent on all fours and i used all my MAGNUMS last nite










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Posted: 11/4/2006 5:50:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BetCrimes1984:

 
Yeah, you chase younger guys as well. I'm sure you're out in sympathy with this woman
 
Pffft...I dont 'chase' younger guys thank you.
 
Hell, dont hate me coz Im beautiful.
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