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#26 Posted: 11/3/2006 6:12:53 PM i would kick his behind for bein only 26 and mostly for bein a thugged out dipshit my moms dating right now also and if its a clean nice lookin guy than she can have her fun but if its a loser like u said i would tell her
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#27 Posted: 11/3/2006 7:48:00 PM What a guy....oh wait..... |
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#28 Posted: 11/3/2006 8:41:15 PM
This thread has had me crackin up all the way thru.
Classic situation.
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#29 Posted: 11/3/2006 8:47:20 PM Nose -
I'm 36 and have a friends wife who wants to set me up with her 47 year old -no thanks and she is a personal trainer .
instead i'm going out tomorrow night with a 23 year old college grad who wants to go to law school.. we met at the gym .
But when I was 31 , I dated a 46 year old divorcee, who had a 26 year old son  .. we met at a holiday party .. she never told him -he lived out of town/was married himself . I can't imagine how he would have felt if he knew I was slamming his mother , and yes they like it from the back door .
It was 5 months of fun -mostly between the sheets -that's what it's about for your mother -hate to break it to you.
ok-now -go have a few  to calm yourself .
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#30 Posted: 11/3/2006 10:26:01 PM thought of moms sucking his cock seriously disturbs me
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#31 Posted: 11/3/2006 11:40:29 PM when i was 26 i was with a 41 year old. see lied and said she was 36 but hell i din't care. and yes she took it up the poopshoot and loved it. first 5 months we fucked like 5/6 times a day if i could get it up that many times. she did my laundry and cooked diner everynight...then about a year later she wanted nothing to do with me.
it will wear off when reality sets in. prob after some strangers make some comments about her being a tramp or cradle robber and her mindset and image change on a dime. |
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#32 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:36:20 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Xena:
This thread has had me crackin up all the way thru.
Classic situation.
I love it.
Yeah, you chase younger guys as well. I'm sure you're out in sympathy with this woman |
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#33 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:37:34 AM oh, and nosehair - at 26 I was with a 45 yr old for a time. She had no kids thou. |
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#34 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:05:57 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:
Not that i'm looking...but mom does have a rack on her.
No Raging...this is the funniest sentence in this thread |
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#35 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:09:27 AM Milf |
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#36 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:43:59 AM my parents have been married for 39 years so i have no reference point on a subject like this (thankfully) but i think i would have to fuckin kill the kid. next holiday or whenever he is over for a meal if he is sitting at the table just sneak up behind him and bash his head in with a coffee pot or a glass or something
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#37 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:50:00 AM If your mums a milf... here's my number ... 93456775 |
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#38 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:01:06 PM LET YOUR MOM LIVE A LITTLE AND ENJOY HER SELF WHILE SHE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 50.......IT'S HARMLESS AND YOUR A BIG BOY SO YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON...NOT THAT THAT MAKES IT ANY EASIER
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#39 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:44:46 PM I'd have to beat that guy so bad he never came around again. I know it's not right, but that's how I would handle it.
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#40 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:46:43 PM Correction. I'd have a man to man talk with the kid and tell him to get lost or get fucked up real bad. If that doesn't work, then you send him to the hospital. 
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#41 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:50:16 PM that's some pretty funny garbage. |
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#42 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:50:41 PM this is what happens to dudes who go to clubs, dance at clubs, and tout about how good Nick Lechey is.
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#43 Posted: 11/4/2006 12:51:57 PM on a more serious note this is unacceptable. Unfortunately I think it would drastically change my relationship with my mom. I mean garbage talk about losing serious respect. |
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#44 Posted: 11/4/2006 2:21:07 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by LVWAR:
What a guy....oh wait.....
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#45 Posted: 11/4/2006 2:33:49 PM dude, respect ur elders...  |
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#46 Posted: 11/4/2006 2:55:22 PM I knew this would get good |
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#47 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:22:10 PM I found the picture!
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#48 Posted: 11/4/2006 3:47:12 PM
that's some old battle ax |
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#49 Posted: 11/4/2006 5:07:30 PM
what would really suck is if your new "daddy" asked you for a condom!
daddy: yo G...you got a jimmy???
nosehair: excuse me?!?!!?
daddy: cmon G...you moms is mad wet right now, bent on all fours and i used all my MAGNUMS last nite
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#50 Posted: 11/4/2006 5:50:46 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by BetCrimes1984:
Yeah, you chase younger guys as well. I'm sure you're out in sympathy with this woman
Pffft...I dont 'chase' younger guys thank you.
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