Posted: 11/1/2006 3:31:34 PM
Well….darn, where do I start.
garbage just got real thick in my driveway. The tow company showed up, they were really cool. Asked me basically what I wanted done with the car, I explained that it wasn’t mine and that I just wanted it gone.
The man I was speaking with said that was fine and he would take it and the owner of the car would need to contact them to get the car back, he then handed me his business card and asked me to call him or pass that along to the owner if they showed. I’m thinking, sweet, can’t wait to give this garbage to that person.
Speaking of showed up, and it was like clockwork!
Like Mike Vick out of the pocket, this girl next door fly’s out of his door. The mother guy came so quick the he almost fell down the stairs, and the best part is he still has is phone is his hand!
Ran over, said a few choice words at the tow operator (who kept is cool quite well actually) and then dialed 911.
Tow operator carried on with his bizz, got the car jacked up as this girl was on the phone.
I just kinds stood back with a smirk on my face, arms crossed, trying to keep my “don’t darn with me” look in full effect. He came at me with questions about why I called this guy and didn’t just call him.
darn, I was ICE COLD.
Just told him that I didn’t know it was his car, and that I didn’t have time to track him down to ask. I explained that he didn’t ask to park here, so I didn’t ask to get his garbage towed.
Seems simple to me, but this guy is clearly missing his GED.
Cops show, take statements, car gets towed and that is that.
I just went in the house while the cop and I’ll call him Mr. Jerk-off from now on were still talking about garbage. I couldn’t hear what was being said but Mr. Jerk-off seemed to be fuckin’ insane at the cop. To tell you guys the truth, I’m shocked he didn’t get cuffed for the way he was acting…and that’s a lot coming from me.
I just observed from a distance, kinda found it funny, but started to get pissed because they were on my property. I went out and gave Mr. Jerk-off the business card, and asked them to get off my garbage.
They stepped off my yard, onto his and carried on. I went back in, but couldn’t see them from my location.
Hilarious, can’t wait to see what this guy does tonight….if anything. He seems kinda nuts, but meah.