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Author: [Politics] Topic: Another Funny story... food stamp president... government checks
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Posted: 4/27/2012 9:13:09 PM
I told you all about my friend... good guy, he means well... but he just says the funniest things...

This was the first thread... funny story about obama

So there were three people having a beer...  An older guy (Mike)... career military, retired and now does some part time work helping his brother's business and does some volunteer work which is really cool, but he is enjoying his retirement and finally being able to settle down in one place where alot of his family lives...

the other guy is (Robby) the guy in the first thread who has been on unemployment forever and now just sits at home turning in fake applications and reading things on his anti-obama political blogs/e-mail groups...

So this was the funny conversation...

Robby starts talking usual rhetoric from his anti-obama e-mails/website whining about obama... "worst president ever", "one term president", blah blah blah (we all know the type)...

Then Robby calls obama the "food stamp president" and how everyone is on welfare...

Well at this point Mike is tired of the bitching and says, "How can you complain about welfare when you have been on an unemployment government check forever?"...  

Bobby gets defensive and says...  "Well you're one to talk... You've been cashing government checks all your life... Military right?"

Mike starts to get a little red in the face so I know I have to step in and diffuse the situation a little and I say... 
But Mike's checks were endorsed with him protecting his country and putting his behind on the line"..
. I said...
Bobby, your government checks are endorsed by putting your behind on a couch at home and spending all day watching TV and reading your blogs and chain e-mails"...


"So you both endorsed your government checks with your behind... I guess you guys are even right?"... I said and everyone started laughing (probably for different reasons, but at least the tension diffused)
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Posted: 4/28/2012 12:41:10 AM
Where's the funny part?

Serving in the military is in no way akin to welfare............
Drawing long term unemployment turns into welfare at some point imo,
but you didn't provide sufficient info to make that call.

They're both pretty much bang on as for as obama goes and that definitely isn't funny.
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Posted: 4/28/2012 1:25:21 AM
Figures that you wouldn't get it...
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Posted: 4/28/2012 3:50:45 PM
It is funny that you also say "they're" when only one person talked about obama... try and read the thread again and this time follow the facts... not just trying to assimilate any details that fit your prescribed paradigm...
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Posted: 4/28/2012 4:35:14 PM
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Originally Posted by esplanade:

They're both pretty much bang on as for as obama goes and that definitely isn't funny.

Robby & Bobby =  they're

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Posted: 4/28/2012 5:26:09 PM
And here comes sarasotaSpin with the "Bail out" for espalande...

Why so serious?

this thread is supposed to be lighthearted and fun

Robert, Robby, Bobby, Rob, Bob... all the same person...

It is funny how one person can go by so many names...


But seriously... the guys name is actually Robert but prefers Rob... good friends like us that can joke around with him call him bobby tho...

He's a good guy tho... good father to his kids... Just poisons his mind with his propaganda...  I mean if he could simply turn his life around if he spent as much time actually finding work and working as he did thinking about ways to complain about obama...

I have even heard him say that if he went back to work and got off employment it would decrease the unemployment rate and make obama look better and hell if he does that... So his strategy as a  patriot is to milk his unemployment as much as possible and drain as much government money as he can... That way it would make obama look worse which is his duty as a true american...

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Posted: 4/28/2012 6:16:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dl36:

Robert, Robby, Bobby, Rob, Bob... all the same person...

It is funny how one person can go by so many names...

But seriously... the guys name is actually Robert but prefers Rob... good friends like us that can joke around with him call him bobby tho...

Esplanade,...   LQQks like someone likes to hang out with aliases..

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Posted: 4/28/2012 7:33:16 PM
Why are you even bringing up aliases?

I mean I understand running to the rescue of espalande... you are known for your "bail outs" on this site to defend the honor of your "boys"...

But trying to hijack the thread and try to make it about aliases when this thread has NOTHING to do with aliases is just pathetic...

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Posted: 4/28/2012 7:34:32 PM
The funniest part is the story is real...

Similar to the other thread...

Perhaps the reality of the story just hits too close to home for some...

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Posted: 4/28/2012 7:45:47 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dl36:

It is funny that you also say "they're" when only one person talked about obama... try and read the thread again and this time follow the facts... not just trying to assimilate any details that fit your prescribed paradigm...


Try writing coherently. That's a real failing of yours.
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Posted: 4/28/2012 7:52:41 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dl36:



Perhaps the reality of the story just hits too close to home for some...



+1
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Posted: 4/28/2012 7:54:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by esplanade:



Try writing coherently. That's a real failing of yours.




try post something product rather then just stalking me on my thread and mudslinging with combative posting...

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Posted: 4/28/2012 8:35:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dl36:

Why are you even bringing up aliases?


I mean I understand running to the rescue of espalande... you are known for your "bail outs" on this site to defend the honor of your "boys"...

But trying to hijack the thread and try to make it about aliases when this thread has NOTHING to do with aliases is just pathetic...

 

Dl36,I didn't hijack your thread ..just trying to understand... it so I can find where the humor is ...[and because there are not any rolling heads or other comments in over 23 hrs ] maybe others can't find it either ....

No need to get mad Bra.......

You say he's your friend,that you called Robby,but the guys name is actually Robert but prefers Rob... but good friends like you call him Bobby tho he prefers Rob ...maybe the humor got lost in all his a.k.a.'s ........?

Something smells .....like teen spirit ...

But, I never did get liberal humor anyway ...

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Posted: 4/28/2012 9:48:37 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dl36:



Perhaps the reality of the story just hits too close to home for some...



+2
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Posted: 4/28/2012 9:49:57 PM
It is funny to watch you continue post and claim that you are not hijacking the thread...

How it is that Im mad?  just asking why you are making the choice to bring up aliases on a thread that has nothing to do with aliases...

We call him bobby or robbie because we are friends... why do you have to turn it into your being an alias supporter?

How is this liberal humor anyway?

Robby is obviously not a liberal...  and both Mike and I are Ron Paul supporters...  So how is it that all three of us are supporting GOP/conservative candidates and this is supposed to be "liberal humor"?

You and others seem so invested and try so hard to portray me as a liberal when as an Independent  actually lean conservative on many of my viewpoints... 

You are so consumed with trying to pull a classic "sarasotaSpin" trying fabricate reality that you can no longer make a "straight" post if you tried...

I have stated many a time that my choice for president is Ron Paul, probably the most conservative option we have for president...  So how I am I liberal when I am choosing the most conservative candidate?

Simply use the Google engine and search the phrase "Ron paul has my support for president"...  make sure to use parentheses so that it searches for the exact phrase word for word...

You would be surprised what comes up as the top example on the internet of who is supporting the most conservative candidate...  so you can try to spread your lies about me and continue to try to hijack the thread... but in the end...

Google knows

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Posted: 4/28/2012 10:57:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dl36:

You and others seem so invested and try so hard to portray me as a liberal when as an Independent  actually lean conservative on many of my viewpoints... 

You are so consumed with trying to pull a classic " sarasotaSpin " trying fabricate reality that you can no longer make a "straight" post if you tried...

I have stated many a time that my choice for president is Ron Paul, probably the most conservative option we have for president...  So how I am I liberal when I am choosing the most conservative candidate?

Simply use the Google engine and search the phrase "Ron paul has my support for president"...  make sure to use parentheses so that it searches for the exact phrase word for word...

You would be surprised what comes up as the top example on the internet of who is supporting the most conservative candidate...  so you can try to spread your lies about me and continue to try to hijack the thread... but in the end...

Google knows

 

Now you're hijacking your own thread ....

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Posted: 4/29/2012 1:59:31 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dl36:

The funniest part is the story is real...

Similar to the other thread...

Perhaps the reality of the story just hits too close to home for some...



+3
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Posted: 4/29/2012 9:44:36 PM
hey, at least the guy is honest

i dont really wanna work either
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Posted: 4/30/2012 5:57:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

 

Now you're hijacking your own thread ....



So you are admitting that you and espalande were hijacking my thread

Really big of you... your history on this site is to go small and petty, so perhaps this is a step progress for you... The next step would be to avoid trying to stalk/hijack on everything I post...

but one step at a time...


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Posted: 5/2/2012 1:51:55 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Coppsguy:

hey, at least the guy is honest

i dont really wanna work either


"honest"... well I think if he was honest he would simply say that he would prefer to read his chain-emails and wacko internet conspiracy blogs over earning a living and having the government pick up the tab...

but he is justifying not working as long as obama is president as a way to keeping unemployment up...  He sees it as his way of fighting communism in america... perhaps he honestly believes it is patriotic duty... But with political nutjobs you never really know... because they might actually believe what they say and not know that they sound completely out of touch with reality...

They often are
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Posted: 5/3/2012 2:32:01 AM
Slim,

sorry about the +3...  It was actually made at the alias that you or the other aliases on here created that got deleted...

Usually you make these aliases to bump my threads, so thank you for just making a "person speak" comment...
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Posted: 5/4/2012 8:09:08 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

 

Now you're hijacking your own thread ....



btw, how can I hijack my own thread?

unless you and espalande hijacked it first and I am simply trying to get it back...  I think what upset your apple cart was the whole google thing...

Simply use the Google engine and search the phrase "Ron paul has my support for president"...  make sure to use parentheses so that it searches for the exact phrase word for word...

It really puts an end to the characterization as me as a liberal/dem... you guys try so hard to make stuff up and then recycle it amongst yourselves only to further discredit yourselves...
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Posted: 5/11/2012 8:39:17 PM

what an idiot,

 

This thread is so predictable

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Posted: 5/11/2012 8:44:41 PM
bobby is not a rocket scientist, but he is not an idiot... he is just consumed with his blogs/chain e-mails/propaganda websites...

This was just another funny conversation about obama and government checks...

it is interesting that the espalande was clueless and slim said he didnt get it (but I think he was more trying to mislabel me as a liberal)...

but to you it is predictable? tell me what it is that you get that espalande and sara failed to?

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Posted: 5/12/2012 2:40:04 AM

the fact that you still think I'm somebody else.  The 20-questions game you are playing with me, so far you've gotten my identy wrong each time.

 

So predictable

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