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#76 Posted: 1/5/2008 9:47:36 AM Nothing friggin gayer then ordering...
1. A woo woo
2. A malibu Bay Breeze |
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#77 Posted: 1/5/2008 12:29:53 PM I was at a bar last night with a buddy from work and one of his frends having Jack & cokes. We were each taking turns buying shots. My buddy from work got some Patron, so I followed suit. His friend comes back with a round of LEMON DROPS.......wtf is in a lemon drop. I told the guy that those were too STRONG for me in a very sarcastic tone and told him he could have mine........... f**cking lemon drop, please...... |
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#78 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:14:14 PM I hope you told him to turn in his Man Card to the bartender......  |
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#79 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:27:54 PM
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#80 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:32:16 PM I went online and looked up Lemon Drop-and I'll give your friend partial credit-it IS a type of martini. But even then, the article online said this was a girl drink. Basically, it's a martini that is too sweet and too lemony
1 1/2 ounces vodka
1/2 ounce Triple Sec
1 teaspoon superfine sugar
3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice |
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#81 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:47:32 PM I am supprised Long Islands have been given so much credit.
Any drink that sweet is not a thing men should order. That is for females or underage guys who 1) do not like to taste of alcohol or 2) just want 1 or 2 drinks to get drunk.
- I love the taste of wine but should NEVER I repeat NEVER be ordered outside of the house (exception nice meal).
- IMO going to clubs is a bit in itself. I just have this picture of a bunch of douchebags wearing tight black shirts, hair all slicked up, highlights in hair, and acting liking chumps.
- I also do not like heineken. Too much of a snobby type of beer (again this is just my impresion though).
- Be a man and stick to budweiser (if beer) or some simplified form of a mixed drink. Always drink your whiskey / bourbon with water (coke is too sweet especially do not drink it with anything of "good quality". Shots should be taken straight.  |
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#82 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:49:10 PM In summary. Keep your alcohol simple. |
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#83 Posted: 1/5/2008 3:57:06 PM BUTTERY NIPPLE  |
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#84 Posted: 5/22/2012 1:51:12 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by KeepOnSmoken: The Michael Paul 1:
Ice
1 part piss
3 part juice
Shaken with a garbage tipped penis & a broken condom as a garnish
by ice.... do you mean frozen cocksnot?
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#85 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:19:05 PM
- anything that they have to mix in a blender
- anything that has more than one mixer (juice)
- a martini made with a flavored vodka or gin
- wine coolers
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#86 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:32:26 PM Just saying the words Äpple tini in a bar should be grounds for an immediate forced drowning. |
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#87 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:43:18 PM |
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#88 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:45:49 PM
However, a regular martini (vodka or gin/dirty or not) is in no way happy. If you say it is then you are calling James Bond happy. Espresso martinis are pretty damn good after dinner drink.
I usually just go goose on the rocks or with sprite splash of cran. Or just get a Coors light or micro brew.
I would not ever have fruit in my drink. Think about how many people touch the fruit and the bartenders. They dont have time to go wash their hands every 20 seconds before touching fruit. Also I would recommend using straws. Most places keep their glassware brim down. Without a straw you are drinking from a brim that is touch/sitting in who knows what types of dirt or dust or whatever germs.
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#89 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:48:08 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by slikstiks99:
I saw some douche order a shot of Grand Marinier. Maybe not the gayest, but man the fuk up and take a real shot.
Nothing wrong with Grand Marnier. The problem the guy made was ordering a shot and not getting it in a snifter.
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#90 Posted: 5/22/2012 8:59:58 PM The Pink Squirrel is a frozen cocktail made of 1 oz Creme de Noyaux 1 oz Creme de Cacao and1 oz Half and half
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#91 Posted: 5/22/2012 10:25:28 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by jpero:
Anything with malibu and any drink that has an neon color to it. Apple martinis and fruity martinis are pretty damn
However, a regular martini (vodka or gin/dirty or not) is in no way happy. If you say it is then you are calling James Bond happy. Espresso martinis are pretty damn good after dinner drink.
I usually just go goose on the rocks or with sprite splash of cran. Or just get a Coors light or micro brew.
I would not ever have fruit in my drink. Think about how many people touch the fruit and the bartenders. They dont have time to go wash their hands every 20 seconds before touching fruit. Also I would recommend using straws. Most places keep their glassware brim down. Without a straw you are drinking from a brim that is touch/sitting in who knows what types of dirt or dust or whatever germs.
I would feel really "happy" drinking a draft beer through a straw..... |
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#92 Posted: 5/22/2012 11:03:45 PM |
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#93 Posted: 5/22/2012 11:27:49 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by LanceLogan:
jpero is clearly a germaphobe Train,,, what's happy is concerning yourself with what other guys think of ya when your hangin at the club.
Never said anything about other dudes. I would feel "happy" alone in my basement drinking beer with a straw..... |
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#95 Posted: 5/22/2012 11:49:17 PM |
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#96 Posted: 5/22/2012 11:52:02 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by LanceLogan:
I didn't mean you , I meant this thread in general. |
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#97 Posted: 5/22/2012 11:53:12 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ChOdaZ:
Vegas bomb shot, it's such a dickhead drink to order, ESP if you are the Only one ordering it
Why? Its a jaeger bomb with Crown Royal instead of jaeger.....I dont think thats happy..... |
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#98 Posted: 5/23/2012 12:02:46 AM If vegas bombs are happy then I'm Clay Aiken |
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#99 Posted: 5/23/2012 12:54:15 AM corona a gayeway beer? no comprende ....
rona no lime has been my b*tch for a long time. and still no sign of c*ck in my behind....
and no disrespect to my fellow deg addicts , but jaeger is nasty sh*t. its nyquil. liquid black licorice even.
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#100 Posted: 5/23/2012 12:56:44 AM |
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