Why do some african-americans have stupid first names???

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Posted: 11/16/2012 2:14:37 PM
There was a guy in an old porn movies known as....LongDong Silver....
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Posted: 11/16/2012 2:33:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

And my cousin sang in a group called The Wichita Lineman...

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Posted: 11/16/2012 2:33:47 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

There was a guy in an old porn movies known as....LongDong Silver....
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Posted: 11/16/2012 2:38:30 PM
anita hill and pubic hairs
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Posted: 11/16/2012 3:10:56 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by Navi:

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I run a flooring store...I'm the sheriff....If your lucky I'll make you one of my deputies...

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Posted: 11/16/2012 3:50:18 PM
This thread is priceless.


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Posted: 11/16/2012 4:27:30 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BeefBroc:

Nyjer Morgan
Brewers jerkoff CF....I.M Hipp.  Nebraska........ Star TB
Wonderful Terrific Monds III   Atlanta
Fat Lever   Denver.........Laffeyette was his name...
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Posted: 11/16/2012 5:02:45 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BDUBB:

What were there parents thinking when they came up with those names??? Did they see two things in the delivery room and just split the words in half to get the name of their child???
Some European American have funny names too. 

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Posted: 11/16/2012 5:03:10 PM
 An awful lot of variations beginning with D, just a few;

DeSean Jackson
Demarius Johnson
DeMeco Ryans
DeMetetress Bell

Red lines under all those like they're misspelled.

LeSean McCoy
Alonzo Mourning

and my favorite

Nnamdi Asomugha  Red lines under both first and last names.


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Posted: 11/16/2012 8:58:56 PM
A rose by any other name....
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Posted: 11/16/2012 9:42:30 PM
Same principle as Kwanzaa...
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Posted: 11/16/2012 9:46:09 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by wmi799:

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Posted: 11/16/2012 9:59:26 PM
I think Leroy or Bubba is cool.
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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:00:46 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

There was a guy in an old porn movies known as....LongDong Silver....

I remember that,  but it looked fake.  Almost as big as me though.

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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:03:50 PM
you look like gheorge muresan
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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:06:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BigUnit:

I remember that,  but it looked fake.  Almost as big as me though.

Come on mannnnnnnnnnnnn...

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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:52:19 PM

What abou Jrue (pronounced Drew) Holliday? You can come up w/ your own... just put "De' " or "La" in front of any real name.... DeAnthonthy, DeShawn, LaMarcus, etc. etc.

I don't KNOW this to be true, but my aunt used to work as a nurse in a hospital & SWEARS that woman there named her newborn son Lemonjello, pronounced LaMongelo, but spelled Lemonjello as in lemon Jell-O.

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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:54:33 PM
I think they've already been mentioned, but Wonderful Terrific Monds & DeBrickashaw Ferguson are personal favorites.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 2:16:07 AM
Some really great ones mentioned here but the best has to be that stupid symbol that Prince changed his name into.
What a meathead....
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:06:39 AM
mahmoud abdul rauf
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:04:24 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by dl36:

mahmoud abdul rauf

Chris Jackson...LSU

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