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#51 Posted: 5/4/2012 1:45:31 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream: Why does MichaelPaul make his boyfriend eat chicken?
Because he loves Chicken McShitNuggets
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#52 Posted: 5/4/2012 2:32:55 PM Why did MichaelPaul cross the road?
Because he is a cock gobbling fool |
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#53 Posted: 5/4/2012 2:58:08 PM Why did MIcahel Paul run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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#54 Posted: 5/4/2012 2:58:39 PM |
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#55 Posted: 5/4/2012 2:59:28 PM Why does Michael Paul have a mustache?
To hide the stretch marks.
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#56 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:00:05 PM What does Michael Paul and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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#57 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:00:33 PM What’s Michael Paul's pickup line in a happy bar?
May I push your stool in |
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#58 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:01:01 PM How did Michael Paul get a job at the loading dock?
He loved taking deliveries in the rear. |
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#59 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:02:21 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by wmi799: What’s Michael Paul's pickup line in a happy bar?
May I push your stool in
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#60 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:10:20 PM  |
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#61 Posted: 5/4/2012 3:57:15 PM what does michael paul have tattoed on his behind?
POUND IT!! |
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#62 Posted: 5/4/2012 4:11:48 PM
McDonalds just named a value meal in honor of Michael Paul's behind Its called a Quarter To Pound It. |
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#63 Posted: 5/4/2012 6:51:22 PM
Because at 69 he blows a rod.
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#64 Posted: 5/4/2012 7:19:26 PM 
These are actually funny.
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#65 Posted: 5/4/2012 10:27:38 PM
Gilligansisland was on a business trip to Las Vegas. He heard about how good the Las
Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would
go out and try his luck.
He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw
an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked
her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room
804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout.
They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed.
She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How
much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he
asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains".
He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't
inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So
she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.
After a little rest he thought, if that was that good...."How much
for a blow job?" She said "600". OH MY GOD!! was his reply. She told him
to walk back over to the window. "See that 15 story hotel? I own it and
I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He said "Well get to work then
sweetie." And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received.
After a little "rebuilding" time he thought, if that was that
good...."How much for sex?" She chuckled and said, "My real name is Michaelpaul and Honey, I'd own this
whole damned town if only I had a box."
They've been friends and lovers ever since. 
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#66 Posted: 5/4/2012 10:33:30 PM |
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#67 Posted: 5/5/2012 1:03:05 AM
The Mangoo
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#68 Posted: 5/5/2012 1:03:55 AM
Gilligansisland
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#69 Posted: 5/5/2012 1:25:59 AM      |
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#70 Posted: 5/5/2012 9:20:45 AM
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#71 Posted: 5/5/2012 10:29:04 AM |
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#72 Posted: 5/5/2012 10:34:16 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:
MP you friggin fool, which joke is your favorite????
I am sure he is holding his favorite joke right now as he reads the PB. It is his release valve |
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#73 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:15:58 PM
MichaelPaul was standing in front of a straight guy in line for a bathroom. Right before MichaelPaul goes in the straight one tells him not to jack-off in there. MichaelPaul says ok and goes in. When MichaelPaul is done he goes out and the straight guy goes in. He sees all this white stuff everywhere and yells "I told you not to jackoff in there!" MichaelPaul turns around and says "I didn't jack off, I farted!"
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#74 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:18:55 PM
More traction in the mud!
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#75 Posted: 5/5/2012 12:21:20 PM After a night of man to man sex, MichaelPaul wakes up for work,goes into the kitchen only to find his "boyfriend" jerking off into a ziplock bag.
"What are you doing?" MichaelPaul ask
"Packing your lunch" says the boyfriend.
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