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#26 Posted: 5/4/2012 10:03:25 AM What does MichaelPaul call diarrhea running down a man's leg?
An appetizer |
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#27 Posted: 5/4/2012 10:20:22 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream: What does MichaelPaul call diarrhea running down a man's leg?
An appetizer
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#28 Posted: 5/4/2012 10:35:34 AM no wonder ahd's mom died of AIDS... |
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#29 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:07:32 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream: What did MichaelPaul say after he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again
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#30 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:12:12 AM Why did MichaelPaul want a job with the Sewer department?
He loves to work in Manholes.... |
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#31 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:16:15 AM
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#32 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:18:54 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink: What's funny is watching MP try and fight back.
dare i say i actually feel bad for MP? i put him on blast and his only comeback is my mom gave me aids when we all know it was my uncle... 
he is rather pathetic and weak and out of pity i may lighten up the attack....
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#33 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:31:44 AM
Because they got their garbage packed the night before.
Dadadada..dadadada  That's all folks!!!
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#34 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:36:37 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by starwink: Picture this, we have Michaelpaul and Gilligansisland in one room along with a straight couple in another. They are both
going on a trip. Why is MP and Gilligansisland so much faster to leave in the
morning? Because they got their garbage packed the night before. Dadadada..dadadada That's all folks!!!
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#35 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:51:17 AM How many MichaelPaul's does it take to put in a fence post?
One, but it takes an emergency room full of people to take it out of his behind... |
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#36 Posted: 5/4/2012 11:54:13 AM What is the difference between MichaelPaul and a Hoover vacuum?
MichaelPaul loves sucking the garbage out of things |
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#37 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:04:42 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream: How many MichaelPaul's does it take to put in a fence post?
One, but it takes an emergency room full of people to take it out of his behind...
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#38 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:10:24 PM What do MichaelPaul and a golf ball washer have in common?
Their heads are always at the end of poles and they love cleaning dirty balls. |
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#39 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:17:56 PM Whats the difference between a proctologist and MichaelPaul?
A procotologist gets paid to examine mens fool and MichaelPaul pays to examine men's fool |
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#40 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:26:08 PM Whats MichaelPaul's favorite TV show?
Leave it, it's beaver. |
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#41 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:27:40 PM Why would MichaelPaul be a good police investigator?
MichaelPaul always gets his man in the end |
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#42 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:27:44 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream: Whats MichaelPaul's favorite TV show?
Leave it, it's beaver.
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#43 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:28:55 PM Why does MichaelPaul take two aspirin with his Viagra?
So sex wont be such a pain in the behind. |
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#44 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:30:19 PM Why did MichaelPaul do with his trucker boyfriend?
They swapped loads |
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#45 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:31:39 PM Why does MichaelPaul like westerns?
All the bad boys are hung |
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#46 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:33:09 PM What is the biggest crime MichaelPaul has committed?
Male Fraud. |
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#47 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:34:40 PM What does MichaelPaul call an upside down 3 legged bar stool?
Room for three. |
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#48 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:40:34 PM Why does MichaelPaul hate hemorrhoids?
Because they are such cock blockers.... |
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#49 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:47:20 PM Why does MichaelPaul want to go to space?
To bravely blow where no man has blown before.... |
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#50 Posted: 5/4/2012 12:50:22 PM Why does MichaelPaul make his boyfriend eat chicken?
Because he loves Chicken McShitNuggets |
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