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macwestie    better man than me.....  always

badlands....yeah  hope not as ROASTED as i got tonight with "friggin"  (in the style of bads)  minnesoter....wudn't mind cramming that  slacking team into a little fargo ice -chipper.....

SCROG    started reading ALL  fear and loathing books when they came out, i was 15   never see the like of him again ...also went to see him speak once in boston... he had a bottle of wild turkey on the table and just took questions....a real pain in the behind...like hemingway he got tired of his body hurtin and gettin old....toward the end i used to read his gambling articles  posted on the internet...he was frantic football wagerer  and wrote one of his greatest articles about i think it was the '72 superbowl.....

wahoo "that friggin smoking cat"  great ncaa football picker  man  ....hope jimmydafreak  can help me with the possible ire of boom boom   perhaps not...

neil  just called me...apparently the city ordinances against the crowd of   COVERS campers he's got on his land are forcing him to use  water cannon   and moderate use of tear gas....he is forwarding  me some fruit baskets  but i told him UPS  don't deliver here no more.....hmmmmmmm

been there  done that    for sure...and if by chance he misses a game his leans are like gold 

hey  weren't you the one to ask me to get you the following as soon as the odds came out>>>

      Avon-On-Liffey-By the Sea  Grand National Steeplechase At Kevorkian Downs     19,000,000   QUID

here they are:  (sorry man about your serbian-league class B  8-nil  loss yesterday, they ought to do something about those undetected mines....)

Break a Leg                    35-1

Warm Beer Here              4-1

Pippa's Juicy behind            60-1  (no shot    damn)

Incest Is Best                  50-1

Eurodollar Not Mine         10-1  (late entry from Dubai)

Elton's a Queen                6-1

What happened to Andy?   70-1

Andy's Lovechild               322-1

Fergies Corns                    8-1

Sunday Bloody Sunday      35-1   (late IRA entry)

Wind In the Willows   (withdrawn due to childish reference to queen mum pudenda)

Fat Basturd            1223-1

One Last Chance     (then its bugger-it for you!)   3445-1 

Thatcher's Mistress   (withdrawn as well...actually  "disappeared" )

Remember the Falklands    (no betting interest)

Lotto is My Life           64-1

How Bout A Loight Mate?       45-1

Pray For Rain   NOT           346-1

wow    Things are Really  starting to happen quickly here....e-mail received 30 min.s ago>>>>

jrome@jungle.org/

Hey (name deleted)

J-Stu just turned me on to your recent Covers Post. We read Covers here every day for shits and grins and also get alot of breaking news from there other than people losing their shirts and stuff.  Don't know it you know this dude  but J-Stu's twin brother is a big poster over there, he goes by  J-Fen. Anyways reading through the thread I noticed you know Jennifer who happens to be my wife's  third cousin, small world man. That Hunger Games movie has Jen pretty worn out and we were all thinking look why not you come out here to Santa Monica, do a stint on my show you know as you are KILLING IT recently  and then head up to Santa Barbara with her. She says father/daughter garbage happens all the time in Hollywood  so don't get all hung up on that. Lets make this happen, and i will repeat that because  thats    what   I    do    repeat stuff     slowly  and with     emphasis   in    case you    didn't      get    it    the    frist    time.....LETS   MAKE   THIS  HAPPEN      yer new drinkin bud,      jim

well in addition to losing TONS OF MONEY WE CANT AFFORD TO   isn't that what it's all about   ????

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thanks!!!   work in progress........i draw on the uhhhhhhhmmmm    COVERS  mojo   thanks to you guys.....

Put a half unit on everything 60-1 or better.

   palooza

  Vclaw

       you LOVE me     you REALLY  love me.....   in ontario at least....

Must be a case of mistaken identity here. Have never driven NASCAR.  Too damn noisy.