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Oh my god, you are the biggest f'in retard ever. What exactly have you ever done in the world of golf from a coaching , playing , teaching or reporting standpoint to give you any credibility whatsoever ?

I have a funny feeling nothing.

Im not even going to answer the most ridiculous question, quite possibly in the history of covers, it's not worth answering because for anybody who knows anything about golf the answer is very friggin clear. For others , it's a complete guess.

I'm a 2 handicapper and I'll play you for 10k if you want.

Anytime, any place, name it Im there. I think you are in Toronto, Ill get us on the National. Make it 20K, with no strokes.

PS, I dont take cheques, or excuses.

First off, what's your handicap? Depending on what it is, I will glady play you for 20k.

I said I'll play you for money. I'm not going to give myself the person end of a stick if your a plus handicap.

Depending on my work schdule, we'll meet in the middle somewhere.

Ok, my last two rounds were 73, 74. What state do you want to play in?

Ill do you a favour and let you keep your money, I dont take money off retards. Now run along little boy, mommy is calling you.

OMFG.................Dude, do you travel around on a short yellow bus or something ?

Please stop, you have embarrased yourself enough for one lifetime. I though your Tiger Woods comment about him shooting 77 blindfolded was as dumb as it get's but man you just outdid yourself.