Nepal Div. A

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Posted: 12/26/2012 12:56:15 AM

I called up Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen earlier -- to help me find lines on these games - b'cause God knows both could find a line at a Southern Baptist Campmeeting cake walk.

In all seriousness ... I don't know anything about this league ... I just know that I was at the club and these three pipe hitting heavy sherpas showed up and laid down 146 musk ox pelts on the favorite ... Yuri and I haven't been this excited since we sold 3000 units of "Yoda Yoga" pants to the joint meeting of the "Little People/Tantric Yoga Sex/Star Wars" fan club ...  Win big, go disco. 

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Mahindra v. RCT ...

This is a huge match for RCT ... they know that if they win today away, the female sherpas will pleasure them with yak flavored wontons.  (are there female sherpas ... or just feminine male sherpas who fancy peeing sitting down? I digress) ... actually  I found this article: 

burundi mala johinot abu pourri pot pourri ... alla scarlett johansen . . . three cups sugar ... FIXXXXXXXX serkov .... ali alli incomefree... mahatma mahatma shazbot.

Anywho RCT huge ... RCT -1.5 (-158)

 

 

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:03:33 AM
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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:06:37 AM

LUTON TOWN O/3 (-111) 9 A.M. CST YAK TIME

Parlay:

Adelaide United pk + Man U ml + Airbus o/3.5 + TNS

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:25:57 AM

Adding:

Australia

Adelaide pk (-152 copies of Dead Calm starring Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill)

 

 

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:32:46 AM

INTO THIN AIR .... one of the best stories ever told re Nepal ... Most of you probably know the story .... written by embedded journalist Jon (ohhhh, I'm way to important to spell my name 'John') Kraukuer (sp?) ... true story about three teams (unless Elsewhere was involved and it would have been 9 teams in order to accomodate his multiple personalities) and their tragic attempt to ascend K2 --- If you haven't read this book, it's right up there with the topless Giada De Laurentis cookbook I received for Christmas ... if only the latter were scratch and sniff ....

Kraukuer (sp?) has written some great stuff - he's not some 'hack' like Dr Seuss or the dudes that wrote the Bible who got off on fiction . . . true garbage only ... INTO THIN AIR; INTO THE WILD; UnDER the Banner of Heaven ... great reads ... almost as good as a Victorias Secret catalog.  Actually better ... plus, the pages of his books don't stick together like the VS catalogs on my ottoman.  Again, I digress.

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:33:57 AM
way ttttoooooo important... my bad.  saw it immediately... Miss Myrna Mosier ... I am sorry for that mistake (homage to my grammar teacher)
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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:38:03 AM

Airbus Quay o/3.5 -138

Ade"got"laide o/2.5 (-114)

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:39:40 AM
Been to Kathmandu during my travels. Nice place Nepal and also Bhutan. Lots of nice monasteries around...and the local flavor is calm yet spicy....

P.S: what did you do to the VS pages Dis? Why are they sticking together?
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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:46:25 AM

Awesome BHO!!  I bet those trips were very fulfilling!!!  Calm yet spicy lol -- Bhutan .... I have a shirt that reads "My uncle survived the Bhutan death march and all I got was this lousy shirt" ... LOL ... I hope to one day travel the world!!!  Way to go!!! 

Well ... Candace Swanepoel .... need I say more???  I haven't gotten more mileage out of magazine since my mother's Redbook that showcased Olivia Newton John back in '78. . . re VS, they should laminate those things . . .

 

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:48:22 AM

Alright - bedtime for me - got a big day tomorrow ... we are flipping the mattress .... watch CNN for updates ... I'm surprised Anderson Cooper isn't here ...

BOL ....

And win, Adelaide .... WIN.  That's NGUYEN for all the Vietnamese out there.   Or WHEN.... if  you are my wife wondering when I will finally buy her that Louis V "Alma" bag.

Win big, go disco. 

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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:53:18 AM
Candy Swan-on-a-pole is nice!!! That explains those sticky pages.

Win big...and I am sending some lady Sherpas to your place so that you can reach the peak .....


Disco  always disco  win big...party hard and disco 
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Posted: 12/26/2012 1:55:02 AM
LOL BHO - you are one of a kind!!!!  I see your lady sherpas and raise you three burkha wearing women from Islamabad!
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Posted: 12/26/2012 2:02:37 AM
Burkhas? I love burkhas....send me the ones with the blue ones....in return I promise to send you a lady pirate from Mogadishu...aren't we eclectic in here? Up with everything.....down with nothing.....
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Posted: 12/26/2012 5:02:40 AM
Bhot went to Bhutan..... Bhake is finally understanding Bhdisbarred's travels..,


Yak flavored won tons! They can be found in the asian aisle in the supermarket next to the top ramen


Win big and go disco!




I imagine those female Sherpas can go all night!
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