Posted: 10/5/2012 10:33:06 AM
Bake! I'm glad you went with "dry, witty" instead of "portly, pasty, somewhat-doughy and soft" . . . hope you enjoy Philly!!!! Never been up that direction - restraining orders be damned.
. . . and I too am definitely not easy on the eyes. . . I once was sued by a peeping tom who claimed extreme emotional distress after he peeked through my shower window. . . I've already shared with you guys how I was also sued by an identity thief after he stole my info, applied for credit and in doing so, discovered that I ruined his credit. LOL - justice.
HUGE Texas Rangers game tonight!!! Woohoooo - win or fold up the tents, boys. . . losing to the A's on Wednesday may have really helped us out with an easier play off set up . . . just gotta win tonight though!!! Will be watching from the casino . . . where the missus will blow any gambling proceeds I make today playing penny slots . . .
My wife - bless her heart - has NO sense of direction . . . after 2 or 10 drinks, she gets turned around in casinos much like a child being spun around before unleashing hell on a pinata . . . SO - to remedy this problem, I'm going to tie a red helium balloon on a 10 foot string to her skirt tonight - so that I can find her.