The Bathtub Test

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Posted: 11/6/2012 8:33:13 PM

During a visit to the insane asylum, Tom asked the director how he determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the tub."

"Oh, I understand" Tom said. " A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" said the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window?"......

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Posted: 11/6/2012 8:45:10 PM
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Posted: 11/6/2012 10:21:24 PM

Two women are talking....

First woman: "I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married; did you?"

Second woman" I don't know; what's your husband's name again?"  

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Posted: 11/8/2012 4:51:05 AM
 seen this before!
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Posted: 11/8/2012 1:27:16 PM
 Oldie but a Goodie
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Posted: 11/8/2012 1:42:54 PM
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Posted: 11/8/2012 2:44:26 PM

funny

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Posted: 11/8/2012 4:44:11 PM
god damn those are funny........
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:21:55 AM
Nice. 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 9:17:39 AM
I would have taken a bath 
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