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"A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it."

"Anyone who doesn't think there are two sides to an argument is probably in one."

"Creditors have better memories than debtors."

"Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway."

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to someone else."

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." 

"I have a new philosophy, I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"I never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

"If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're about average."

"It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later." 

"Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy."

shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed

dont let your alligator mouth override your chicken garbage behind

boy, you'll go blind if you keep doing that

because I said so

harder than a preachers prick

"Gettin' Old ain't for Sissies"

Rare as a sweet smellin' fool.

Forgot who the poster was in here but he said...

"play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Love it.

Btw, this is a strrong candidate for thread of the year...imo.