What saying do you use most, have heard or remember someone saying and you liked it?

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Posted: 10/26/2012 12:19:04 AM
excuses are nails that built the house of failure
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Posted: 10/26/2012 12:20:12 AM
"what goes around comes around"

...truer words have never been spoken
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Posted: 10/26/2012 1:03:40 AM

"A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it."

"Anyone who doesn't think there are two sides to an argument is probably in one."

"Creditors have better memories than debtors."

"Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway."

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to someone else."

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." 

"I have a new philosophy, I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"I never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

"If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're about average."

"It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later." 

"Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy."

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Posted: 10/26/2012 1:24:17 AM
"hair straight back" can't remember when or who i got this from, but it's a classic, used it for years, still do

i think it's because when we were kids, we had long hair, and we would get drunk and take our dirt bikes out for rips without our helmets.
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Posted: 10/26/2012 1:39:30 AM
"A penny saved is a government oversight."
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Posted: 10/26/2012 1:43:25 AM
"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."
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Posted: 10/26/2012 2:06:42 AM
"If you wanna spruce up a boring Sunday, put double your net worth on a football game."

- Artie Lange
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Posted: 10/26/2012 11:08:56 AM

look at the shitter on that critter

she's got an behind like a mad wasp

she;s built like a brich shithouse

grinning like a rat eating cheese

slippery as snot on a brass doorknob

hotter than a blistered box in a pepper patch

If you're waiting on me, you're backing up

today is the first day of the rest of your life

hotter than a cat covering up garbage on a hot tin roof

full of piss and vinegar

 

 

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Posted: 10/26/2012 11:23:39 AM

shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed

dont let your alligator mouth override your chicken garbage behind

boy, you'll go blind if you keep doing that

because I said so

harder than a preachers prick

 

 

 

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Posted: 10/26/2012 11:53:48 AM

"Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day"

Confucious

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Posted: 10/26/2012 11:55:24 AM
"He who sleep with itchy fool wake with smelly fingers"


- Confucius
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Posted: 10/26/2012 2:54:50 PM
"Kill the friggin Indian!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"You'll get nothing and like it." - Judge Smails

"That's a penny you owe him." - Johnny Caspar

"Women and children can be careless, but not men." - Vito Corleone


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Posted: 10/26/2012 4:07:00 PM
"Too many chiefs, not enough Indians.''
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Posted: 10/26/2012 4:09:30 PM
If it flies, floats, or fuks, you are better off renting it.  
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Posted: 10/26/2012 4:39:13 PM

"Gettin' Old ain't for Sissies"

Rare as a sweet smellin' fool.

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Posted: 10/28/2012 8:32:36 PM
"Don't be a bigger fool than you have to be"
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Posted: 10/28/2012 11:21:25 PM
Are those real??
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Posted: 10/28/2012 11:44:36 PM
Ba Bip !
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Posted: 10/29/2012 12:04:42 AM
Buy what you need not what you want.
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Posted: 10/29/2012 12:21:52 AM
"want in this hand, garbage in this hand see what gets filled first"....... My dad
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Posted: 10/29/2012 1:16:19 AM


When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.



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Posted: 10/30/2012 4:49:33 PM
"To the world you may be but one person, but to one person, you may be the world." -Anonymous
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Posted: 10/30/2012 4:55:42 PM

Forgot who the poster was in here but he said...

"play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Love it.

 

Btw, this is a strrong candidate for thread of the year...imo.

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Posted: 10/30/2012 4:59:43 PM

"The only time you worry about a soldier is when he stops bitching"

 

 

 

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Posted: 10/30/2012 5:06:59 PM
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