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Posted: 9/5/2012 12:48:47 PM

So I've had an account since college so about 05.  On Sunday I had a guys day watched the college games and Breaking Bad and so on and got pretty buzzed.  So when I got home I checked my facebook b/c I kit with my bro who is in Kandahar right now and to do some drunk creeping like everyone here has done at one point or another if you have an account.  So on my feed this quiet girl I went to HS with that I hadn't said 5 words to my entire life updated her picture and she had become a total smokeshow.  So I was buzzed and was kinda interested cuz I saw she lived in my town so I did what I swear I have never done in 7 years I used "the poke".  So it was late and I went to bed the next morning I have a notification she poked me back.  So I messaged her with some "Your fine how are you" stuff.  So she sent me her phone number back and said text me later today so I did and we ended up meeting up, going out, then she wanted to go back to my place but I gave her some "I think your special I don't wanna move to fast slick garbage"  So the next day, yesterday, we hung out again and she basically wanted to darn from the get go I could just tell by the way she was acting so I did.  I'm a little shellshocked cuz shes smoking hot, smart, has a good job, down to earth, the whole package.  We talked today again and the girl is in love with me now.  So anyways boys the moral of the story is don't underestimate the poke I closed that in 48 hours and it woulda been 24 hours if I was just looking for a one night stand and if I hadnt used "the poke" who knows if we wouldve crossed paths.  But fair warning for it too work you have to have flawless game like me.

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Posted: 9/5/2012 1:12:08 PM
this is the gayest thing I've ever read in my life.  I hope you enjoyed the anal sex with that dude you went to highschool with
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Posted: 9/5/2012 1:58:16 PM

48 hours and she is in love with you?

 

That sucks

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Posted: 9/5/2012 2:18:10 PM
'then she wanted to go back to my place but I gave her some "I think your special I don't wanna move to fast slick garbage" '

A woman who is supposedly hot asked to go back to your house to give you a rim job and then some and you played the Ted from How I met your mother card????????? How do you not bang the chick in that situation??????? 
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Posted: 9/5/2012 2:33:58 PM
Dude, she gave you herpes. 
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Posted: 9/5/2012 2:54:11 PM
The "poke", is that anything like the "happy handshake" ?
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Cool story.
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LOVE IT
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Posted: 9/5/2012 6:28:55 PM
This thread has potential....... 
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Posted: 9/5/2012 6:55:35 PM

I'm glad you guys took things slow.

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Posted: 9/5/2012 7:08:31 PM

Lock up the fine china and silverware........

She's crafteeeeee....

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Posted: 9/5/2012 8:43:20 PM
" flawless game like me",,,



what a d-bag statement...
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Posted: 9/5/2012 8:46:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

So I've had an account since college so about 05.  On Sunday I had a guys day watched the college games and Breaking Bad and so on and got pretty buzzed.  So when I got home I checked my facebook b/c I kit with my bro who is in Kandahar right now and to do some drunk creeping like everyone here has done at one point or another if you have an account.  So on my feed this quiet girl I went to HS with that I hadn't said 5 words to my entire life updated her picture and she had become a total smokeshow.  So I was buzzed and was kinda interested cuz I saw she lived in my town so I did what I swear I have never done in 7 years I used "the poke".  So it was late and I went to bed the next morning I have a notification she poked me back.  So I messaged her with some "Your fine how are you" stuff.  So she sent me her phone number back and said text me later today so I did and we ended up meeting up, going out, then she wanted to go back to my place but I gave her some "I think your special I don't wanna move to fast slick garbage"  So the next day, yesterday, we hung out again and she basically wanted to darn from the get go I could just tell by the way she was acting so I did.  I'm a little shellshocked cuz shes smoking hot, smart, has a good job, down to earth, the whole package.  We talked today again and the girl is in love with me now.  So anyways boys the moral of the story is don't underestimate the poke I closed that in 48 hours and it woulda been 24 hours if I was just looking for a one night stand and if I hadnt used "the poke" who knows if we wouldve crossed paths.  But fair warning for it too work you have to have flawless game like me.

GL



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Posted: 9/5/2012 10:57:01 PM
It's about time fartnsniff got a new alias.
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Posted: 9/5/2012 11:18:28 PM
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Posted: 9/6/2012 1:25:36 AM
alrighty then
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Posted: 9/6/2012 10:20:29 AM
What can I say man sometimes my game is a gift and a curse. Taking her out again tonight so far nothing's gone missing and I haven't got any strange rashes or discharge
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Posted: 9/6/2012 10:48:53 AM
@swishswish reason I didn't take it the first night is I view box as an investment or fine wine you can take it immediately but ur gonna get minimal returns or you can play some smooth garbage and get the most out of it
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Posted: 9/6/2012 11:30:47 AM
Plant the seed and watch it grow into something you can put your pecker in.
I love horticulture.
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Posted: 9/6/2012 12:59:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

So I've had an account since college so about 05.  On Sunday I had a guys day watched the college games and Breaking Bad and so on and got pretty buzzed.  So when I got home I checked my facebook b/c I kit with my bro who is in Kandahar right now and to do some drunk creeping like everyone here has done at one point or another if you have an account.  So on my feed this quiet girl I went to HS with that I hadn't said 5 words to my entire life updated her picture and she had become a total smokeshow.  So I was buzzed and was kinda interested cuz I saw she lived in my town so I did what I swear I have never done in 7 years I used "the poke".  So it was late and I went to bed the next morning I have a notification she poked me back.  So I messaged her with some "Your fine how are you" stuff.  So she sent me her phone number back and said text me later today so I did and we ended up meeting up, going out, then she wanted to go back to my place but I gave her some "I think your special I don't wanna move to fast slick garbage"  So the next day, yesterday, we hung out again and she basically wanted to darn from the get go I could just tell by the way she was acting so I did.  I'm a little shellshocked cuz shes smoking hot, smart, has a good job, down to earth, the whole package.  We talked today again and the girl is in love with me now.  So anyways boys the moral of the story is don't underestimate the poke I closed that in 48 hours and it woulda been 24 hours if I was just looking for a one night stand and if I hadnt used "the poke" who knows if we wouldve crossed paths.  But fair warning for it too work you have to have flawless game like me.

GL



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Posted: 9/6/2012 2:11:21 PM
These threads are funny as hell.
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Posted: 9/6/2012 2:22:10 PM
pictures or it never happened


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