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#26 Posted: 8/21/2012 10:10:32 PM  |
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#27 Posted: 8/21/2012 10:42:11 PM   |
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#28 Posted: 8/21/2012 10:56:15 PM
 Salty gonna get cracked in the head and his wallet stolen.
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#29 Posted: 8/21/2012 11:06:11 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose: Salty gonna get cracked in the head and his wallet stolen.
It wont be worth her time 
I will not have any money in it. I should take a pic of my cock and put a copy in every slip pocket in my wallet. That way, she will get down the road and only have person. 
Wait, I take that back.....That is a horrible idea.
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#30 Posted: 8/21/2012 11:14:31 PM
gl salty.. glad the funny profile pic is back. |
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#31 Posted: 8/21/2012 11:15:35 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ad1260: Good luck buddy. I think this chick is going to be quite GRANDE...but please, keep us posted
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#32 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:03:59 AM
I've banged 15-20 girls off POF and Okcupid in the last year and a half. Face is a must but what I've learned is that 60% of the chicks show up and look thicker than they did in pics. Never extremely fat but definitely bigger. These chicks are master illusionists with the pics they post. Always try and get a full body shot and REALLY examine it if you're a picky guy, if not, just go to town.
We already know she can't be that hot if she's driving 4 hours roundtrip to get bent over and waxed in a bush near the park for 5 minutes.
The good news, she's gonna give it up.
The bad news, she's probably not gonna be very hot and i'll lay you even money that once you get the pot of gold once you won't be seeing this one again. The chase of getting a chick to give it up automatically makes it somewhat exciting and worthwhile. But once the reality of why it was so easy to get kicks in when u see her naked I'd say she's one n done and you're on to the next.
Looking forward to the report. Have fun and even if she's worthless in the end try to be a nice guy and send her on her way respectfully so the sex gods will keep them coming. |
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#33 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:05:41 AM |
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#34 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:05:43 AM
I'm 28 and take good care of myself so I tend to judge women rather critically. GL Salty |
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#35 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:08:17 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by timbaland99:
I may be wrong, but I think this chick is definetely biggie sized. You may want to bring a flashlight to check the turf to make sure it has not been recently infected.
Fatty's always only post pics of their face super close up and their tits. |
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#36 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:08:49 AM
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#38 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:19:11 AM She might be a blast...Ive just seen too many Snapped episodes.. |
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#39 Posted: 8/22/2012 12:23:10 AM |
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#40 Posted: 8/22/2012 6:00:50 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
We are texting tonight and she is ready. I talked to her on the phone today and this weird deal is going down.
Shot one
Shot two
Did not make the cut but sent me several messages and wanna meet requests.
I don’t know Salty. She looks like the chubby chick dudes darn when their drunk off their behind and that’s all that’s left and she might look smoking with drunk goggles. She's a chubby crazy ginger with crazy eyes. Those panties are gonna be fat chick granny panties.
I can smell the strong fish smell through the computer screen. The only way I would hit it is with a cup of hawaiian punch laced with everclear and a purple widow blunt. I can feel the regret as I type. Not hating on you salty, to each his own.
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#43 Posted: 8/22/2012 8:05:54 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by MoneySRH: I don’t know Salty. She looks like the chubby chick dudes darn when their drunk off their behind and that’s all that’s left and she might look smoking with drunk goggles. She's a chubby crazy ginger with crazy eyes. Those panties are gonna be fat chick granny panties. I can smell the strong fish smell through the computer screen. The only way I would hit it is with a cup of hawaiian punch laced with everclear and a purple widow blunt. I can feel the regret as I type. Not hating on you salty, to each his own.
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#44 Posted: 8/22/2012 8:24:58 AM  literally
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#45 Posted: 8/22/2012 10:37:37 AM salty...just clicked on those pics...seriously dude...if you are that hard up just go to the rub and tug or pay a prostitute(messier only form of getting laid)...that girl screams of disease... |
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#46 Posted: 8/22/2012 11:21:42 AM Both of those chicks are hit but that's cool that you actually posted pics of the girls. I honestly didn't think you were going to do it.
Why not try and get back w/ that one handicapped chick?
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#47 Posted: 8/22/2012 11:32:15 AM your man person card will be upgraded to platinum sir
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#48 Posted: 8/22/2012 5:21:05 PM
She had over 8-9 pics and a bunch of garbage on her facebook. She went through a thick phase it looked like but do you really think I would post those things? She had a handful of good ones and I had my fingers crossed the good picture era of her days would show. 
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So I do not know what to do now so I greet her with a hug. I should mention her oddly fat gut on a average frame. It was weird and I could see it outlined through her t-shirt. Nice titties, cute face, but way too much gut. So I give her a water I brought for her and we got to walking down the trail. I really did not know what to do other than that and just keep going. I really am not the type of dude who can be mean like that. She did drive all that way so that is what I told myself to make it ok still to walk into the woods with this gal I would not give a second look to in a bar.
I wanted to be prepared so I had walked the trail and I knew where we were going and of course I mapped out and planned a few bone spots for the right angle and leans. About ten minutes of walking and me telling dumb jokes we come to the overlook. Sit, down and chit chat some more. First odd pause, I ended up making out with her for 30-45 minutes then getting a BJ. Soon afterwards commenced to an awkward 10 minute walk back on the walking trail back through the woods to our vehicles. 
She was on serious hand guard at first swatting away reaches to pop the bra off and or everything. She said she did not come here to do that she said smiling. In my head I am sitting there in a park at an overlook wondering why she did? None the less I am there and continue making out and slowly but surely she was letting loose and bra comes off. About that same time I notice and I have never seen anything like it but this girl had stretch marks all over her fat belly 
I cut her off short. I could not take it but spared her feelings and just called it a day. I hope I never see her again 
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#50 Posted: 8/22/2012 5:28:27 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus: Both of those chicks are hit but that's cool that you actually posted pics of the girls. I honestly didn't think you were going to do it.
Why not try and get back w/ that one handicapped chick?
I am going nowhere near the area I think she roams around in. Where I am at now is about 40 miles from where she lives. Thing is I never called her and she never called me. I am not sure if she has my number. I am not wanting to get that chair rolling if you know what I mean  |
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