What do you think are some of the most ridiculous things that are illegal in the US??
Ill start.
Texas - These are REAL
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Florida
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
ou may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
What do you think are some of the most ridiculous things that are illegal in the US??
Ill start.
Texas - These are REAL
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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Come on people we all know this is a fantasy. 
His/Her opponents would constantly be asking, "Do you really want a Senator whose obsessed with having sex with small animals???"
sex with a porcupine..........
that means some ass backwards swamp trash actually did this for that law exist.
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