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#1 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:40:28 PM What do you think are some of the most ridiculous things that are illegal in the US??
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It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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#2 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:42:38 PM Alabama
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. |
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#3 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:45:00 PM Michigan
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. |
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#4 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:46:43 PM Florida
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal
ou may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. |
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#5 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:47:56 PM THESE WERE JUST DUMB ONES, BUT IF LAWS LIKE THIS EXIST, HOW STUPID ARE OUR CONGRESSMAN SENATORS AND STATE ELECTED OFFICIALS??
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#6 Posted: 8/4/2012 4:50:32 PM |
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#7 Posted: 8/4/2012 6:36:00 PM |
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#9 Posted: 8/4/2012 9:04:08 PM Those are some insane laws and whoever thought up laws like, should never had a chance to even be able to create those laws, because they should not be elected officials.
am sure the laws dont get enforced, but why they arent removed from law is mind boggling |
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#10 Posted: 8/4/2012 9:07:56 PM What do you think are some of the most ridiculous things that are illegal in the US??
Ill start.
Texas - These are REAL
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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The cow one I get... especially for dairy farmers...
But the illegal to stand like a man and take 3 sips of beer is just stupid... I mean what is it about standing like a man a drinking a beer that is so wrong to texans?
why dont they make a law that you have to sit on the toilet and cant stand like a man and piss out your beer why your at it...
could you imagine the how many counts of "3 sips" you would break if you stood and shotgunned a beer or did a beer bong? could be a felony and put you on death row in texas...
I mean even these model texans are in violation standing in the alley sipping beer... 
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#11 Posted: 8/4/2012 9:32:20 PM
There are a lot of stupid laws that really don't apply anymore that should be repealed. For that matter there are a lot of recent stupid laws that should be repealed as well...
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#12 Posted: 8/5/2012 9:56:10 AM |
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#13 Posted: 8/5/2012 10:27:31 AM sex with a porcupine..........
that means some behind backwards swamp trash actually did this for that law exist. |
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#14 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:18:26 PM |
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#15 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:35:36 PM  Come on people we all know this is a fantasy.
If a politician did try to introduce legislation that repealed a law like the law that makes it illegal to have sex with a porcupine; his opponents in the next election campaign would make a huge issue out of the fact he/she was wasting the tax payers money worrying about who is having sex with porcupines.  His/Her opponents would constantly be asking, "Do you really want a Senator whose obsessed with having sex with small animals???"
Politicians have to constantly be on guard about what they do and say that can be used against them in upcoming elects. Maybe if we had term limits and there reached a time when politicians did not have to contently be on the defensive some of our real problems could be solved...
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#16 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:46:04 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ocd: sex with a porcupine..........
that means some behind backwards swamp trash actually did this for that law exist. Haha that was my initial thought with some of these laws. I want to know where they originate from and why they're on the books in the first place. That would be a much more interesting story. |
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#17 Posted: 8/5/2012 6:01:57 PM |
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#18 Posted: 8/6/2012 4:18:10 AM
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#19 Posted: 8/6/2012 8:41:44 AM border-jumpers...
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