Conspiracy Theories. Obama is a Gay Man

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Posted: 8/1/2012 4:59:26 PM
If the 911 truthers and the birth certificate folks can have their theories and link some to the Aurora shooting....well then I'm here to tell you he is happy. I dont believe that but I got an email about it.  It is quite amusing and claims a giant cover up including murders.  Read comment 1 after the article.


http://hillbuzz.org/why-wont-the-agenda-driven-media-report-on-barack-obama-being-happy-dating-actor-kal-penn-and-frequenting-chicago-bathhouse-mans-country-you-know-the-way-they-leaped-to-trash-herman-cain-with-u
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:02:56 PM
Can he be happy, muslim, and a communist all at the same time.  No not really but he close to one of those.  He is a Marxist at heart.  That is my conspiracy theory.  Post your favorite fucked up theory about the world....don't be shy
aliens....cool
911 truther....cool
bilderbergs/illuminati.....cool
fiat currency from jeckyll island  ( i believe that one by the way )
one world societies
jfk /lincoln deaths....cool
elvis lives....darn yeah baby viva las vegas!
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:03:11 PM
and speaking of herman cain, whatever happened to all of those allegations and lawsuits?  they seemed to drop out right after HE did.
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:05:45 PM
Oh damn... If you got an email that pretty much seals it for me. I mean really, who does not automatically buy off on the emails they receive???

PLUS this does explain why I thought I detected a slight lisp in the presidents speeches.

All we need now is a YouTube Video and he would HAVE to come out of the closet... FACT...


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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:07:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by redbook1:

and speaking of herman cain, whatever happened to all of those allegations and lawsuits?  they seemed to drop out right after HE did.

money shuts some people up pretty quick
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:07:44 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by redbook1:

and speaking of herman cain, whatever happened to all of those allegations and lawsuits?  they seemed to drop out right after HE did.


That coincidence is all the proof I need!!!  Government conspiracy!!! FACT...
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:26:09 PM
Haven't clicked on the link yet but I already knew Obama was happy.  It's been out there for a long time.  Larry Sinclaire gave him a blowjob in the back of his limo.
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Posted: 8/1/2012 5:35:50 PM
Good article.
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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:03:17 PM

Knew it too. That's the main reason he appointed fatass butch bulldyke Billary Clinton. Barack can smoke pecker and Billary can chow hair pie - nobody can or will say a word.

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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:21:06 PM
Clinton does clam kiss/fuzz bump/carpet munch and guzzle the foamy dripping yogurt taco.  
who can blame Bill for getting his snatch outside of of the snuke lady
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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:23:14 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Knew it too. That's the main reason he appointed fatass butch bulldyke Billary Clinton. Barack can smoke pecker and Billary can chow hair pie - nobody can or will say a word.

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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:30:31 PM
Michelle scores a 9.5 on the Manly scale while Barack only scores a 2.2...



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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:40:04 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Knew it too. That's the main reason he appointed fatass butch bulldyke Billary Clinton. Barack can smoke pecker and Billary can chow hair pie - nobody can or will say a word.





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Posted: 8/1/2012 6:42:08 PM

  

Only thing missing is a high level meeting with Tim Tebow to seal the deal.

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Posted: 8/1/2012 7:14:31 PM
she would beat his behind  if he was on the down low
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Posted: 8/1/2012 7:19:40 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by drJ:

Can he be happy, muslim, and a communist all at the same time.  No not really but he close to one of those.  He is a Marxist at heart.  That is my conspiracy theory.  Post your favorite fucked up theory about the world....don't be shy
aliens....cool
911 truther....cool
bilderbergs/illuminati.....cool
fiat currency from jeckyll island  ( i believe that one by the way )
one world societies
jfk /lincoln deaths....cool
elvis lives....darn yeah baby viva las vegas!
I'll have to investigate that one. We've taken a long weekend vacation to Jekyll every year (just a 3 hour drive) and love the place. They even dress up to play croquet on the front lawn at the Grand Hotel. There's all sorts of abandoned historical buildings and creepy bike rides throughout the island.  It's awesome. 
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Posted: 8/1/2012 7:35:33 PM


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Posted: 8/1/2012 11:53:45 PM
Tupac will re-surface in 2014.

It will be the biggest world event since the end of the world in December 2012
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Posted: 8/2/2012 4:31:27 PM
He supposably plays a lot of basketball at the WH but when he threw the opening pitch at the Nationals opener he threw it like a 13yr old girl.   [ humorous happy antimated references]
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Posted: 8/3/2012 2:00:22 AM

Let's not kid ourselves. A considerable portion of Congress/Senate and the white house has ballsack draped over the nose at least once a week. Secret Service especiallyhigh level of bisexual conduct.

Obama knows darn well there's a member of his in house staff that is gripping a kitchen sink or towel bar somehere in that house. Look at his wife's behind - size of a stop sign. Man has to be joining in somwhere in that crack joint.

Air Force One is also one gigantic all man power Obama suck fest. Pilots ignore it.Hell are they going to say?

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Posted: 8/3/2012 4:34:48 PM
If you google it Kal Penn makes a statement that implies he's happy and he was mugged while in Washington DC in a district of happy bars. So young Barry coming of age in Indonesia would be comfortable with a SE Asian salamie lover?
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Posted: 8/3/2012 4:49:02 PM
It is a matter of time before one guy spills the beans and it for the first time will not be behind play related.

People want money. People want fame.

Think about how famous Lewinski got after it was discovered she was polishing Clinton's knob at the White House. She was female.


The first happy guy to be noted as the happy blowjob homewrecker would be more famous than AIDS....Think about that


If Obama is not having his boy toys killed after gaytime he is friggin up. They will talk

Hell, I would throw out odds that a down and out Covers member would blow Barrack for way less than a million


Would a Covers member blows Obama for money/fame?

Yes-  -325

No-   +6000

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