Posted: 4/12/2012 2:02:32 PM
"Don't worry. I brought LOTS of condoms"-always a great icebreaker!
KIDDING! I'm a kidder, I kid.
Most websites (unless you go to covers to get gems like "anal") will tell you to meet in a public place. We're not talking library here, and dinner and a movie is so cliche.
How about you go "Wanna grab a drink and sit in the park?" You make sure the drink is a milkshake, just to "shake" things up. Or a slice of pizza. Maybe sit by a river.
Above all, show her that you have a sense of humor. I wouldn't go with any "Nookie Green" jokes-those appear to be controversial. I'm not talking knock knock jokes, either.
You get a shake........maybe..........."You know what they say about women who get strawberry milkshakes, don't you?"
"I don't know. You're the one that got strawberry"
or, you get a slice of pizza
"I don't normally do this on a first date, but I'm impressed. So, if you want, you can get EXTRA pepperoni".
Do NOT bring flowers. Do NOT get her a card. Do NOT try to impress her with a candle-lit $100+ dinner.
Do CALL HER the next day. In the afternoon, after she has told all her girlfriends in the morning.
Do NOT brag about your pit bull. Find out if she has a cat. If she does, you will have to get interested in box. Can you handle it?